A Panda That Has Been Highly Trained In The Martial Arts (cont.)

A panda who wanted to reach for his dreams and nobody believes in him. A panda who saves the local village from the rampages of the enemy. A panda whose big stomach reminds me of bubble. A panda who makes funny noises. An adorable panda who rolls his eyes funny, I couldn't stop lol-ing. A panda who is very cute. Um preguiçoso e irreverente panda chamado Po, que ironicamente é o único capaz de salvar o Valley of Peace (vale da paz) do vilão Tai Lung, um feroz leopardo da neve. A panda who's a panda and he does kung fu! A panda who made $100,000,000+ in the first 10 days! A panda by the name of Po who is a son to an owner of a noodle shop that desires to be a kung fu fighter. A kung fu-loving panda who is nonetheless lazier than Garfield the cat. A panda who is so fatttttt and cute! A panda who is soo soo cute. A clumsy panda bear who is so cute with all its weird expressions. A panda who looks exactly like Jack Black himself. Un osito panda qui es el menos trabajador, por decirlo de una manera, de los pandas del Valle de la Paz, y es tan “pesadito” que apenas se puede levantar. I think I am the panda because lot of things he goes thru I go thru it too. A clumsy panda bear becomes an unlikely kung fu hero when a treacherous enemy spreads chaos throughout the countryside. A panda who is a bad ass. A panda who is an overweight dreamer. A panda bear who never shuts up. Un oso panda llamado Po, qué sueña con llegar a ser un maestro en el arte del kung fu. A panda who is chosen by a turtle as the Dragon Warrior and must look inside himself to find the strength to save his village from a villain at the gates. A panda who is very powerful siol, somehow because of his stomach, he win the strongest leopard. A panda who is a noodle cook and kung fu aficionado. Jeden pandzie imieniem Po, który musi jakimś sposobem stać się mistrzem kung fu, aby uratować Dolinę Pokoju przed panterą śnieżną Tai Lung. A panda who I simply love and basically in my fantasy world I have even married. A panda who only needed food for his training. A young panda with big dreams of becoming a kung fu fighter in the village, known as the Valley of Peace. A big fuzzy panda performing martial arts. A panda who is so fat he can barely get out of bed. Jeden pandzie która chciała zostać mistrzem walk kung fu. A big, lovable panda who desires to be someone besides who he is. A panda who is a noodle restaurant waiter and an avid kung fu fan. Un panda qui es el animal más perezoso que habita el Valle de la Paz. A bungling panda who wants to be a kung fu warrior. A panda that dreams of learning the art of kung fu. A lovable panda who wrestles with his own insecurities and fears while dealing with the initial rejection from the very people he's idolized. A panda with dreams of becoming a kung fu master -- much like his heroes, the Furious Five, a kung fu team made up of Crane, Mantis, Viper, Monkey and Tigress -- but fears he may be stuck as a noodle merchant for the rest of his life. A clumsy panda who becomes The One (aka Dragon Warrior) destined to defeat a fearful foe. A panda whose attitude through the whole movie was quite motivating. A panda who is a fatty fatty panda. A panda who i love SO MUCH!!! A cute and fat panda named Po who works in a noodle restaurant owned by his goose father Mr. Ping. A fatass panda. A panda who is so cute. A panda who scared Firzana who kept whispering ”Nenek! Kenapa diorang fight? (Grandma, why are they fighting?)” in a scaredy cat tone. An oversized panda who saves the village from a fearsome enemy. 功夫熊猫取胜之处在于美国快餐式的中国文化。A panda who is awesomely fat though he still is awesome. A panda who makes bounce sounds, Doink Doink Doink Doink. A panda who represents Chinese-American fast-food culture. A panda who is sooo adorable. A panda who is soo cute. A panda who is soooo cuteeee!!!! A panda who learns to confront his demons. A panda who is a down-and-out loser where all the supporting characters point out how weird or different he is. A panda acting like Jack Black.

Blog roundup:
Michael Wolf photo set of Chinese "copy artists" with their works [via things magazine] //// The Howling Mob Society reappropriates historical markers with its Pittsburgh series [via critical spatial practice] //// Antonio Negri, Bifo, Maurizio Lazzarato: audio from last Janurary's "Art and Immaterial Labor" conference @ Tate Britain //// Current fav: Motomachi's "I take a picture of a vending machine everyday (or so). I am sorry." -- which meticulously tracks and diagrams changes in the products of a single vending machine in Sapporo, Japan, their placement, their packaging and advertising campaigns and seasonal decorations.

plus a photograf of the colony of recyclables that's taken hold in our kitchen

A Panda That Has Been Highly Trained In The Martial Arts (cont.)

A big fat panda, who is chosen as dragon warrior in order to fight with a powerful tiger. A fat, out-of-shape, klutzy son-of-a-duck panda sous-chef who is seemingly accidentally anointed as the Dragon Warrior who will face the big-bad-evil Tai Lung in a battle for the Valley of Peace. An adorably obese panda who begins to (foolishly?) believe in himself and goes through some intense Jedi-Master kung fu training. A panda who is very very cute and adorable. A fat panda (oh, I mean the fat panda). A panda who is damn cute who won by his stupidness. A panda who looks like Zaidi. A panda with a big bouncy tummy! A cute and flabby panda, Po. Entusiasta, grande y un poco patoso, el panda es un loco del kung fu, un pasatiempo que no encaja muy bien con su trabajo en el restaurante de tallarines de la familia. A pathetic Panda named Po who dreams of being a Kung Fu master, but he's stuck working in his father's noodle shop. A panda with inadequacy and limitations who does not give up. A panda doing very stupid and clumsy things actually. A portly panda named Po who hardly seems to have the makings of a great champion. A lazy panda named Po who threats to his community force him to step up as an unlikely kung fu hero. A fat panda, he's so fat and fat and fat, cutee. A panda who is enthusiastic, big and a little clumsy, and the biggest fan of kung fu around. A chubby panda who works in the noodle restaurant owned by his goose father Mr. Ping. De panda is enthousiast, groot en een beetje onhandig en hij is de grootste kungfufan ter wereld. Panda is wanting to be a real kung fu master and master trains him using food. Maar dat helpt hem niet echt bij zijn baantje in het noedelrestaurant van zijn familie. 自小就对虎、蛇、鹤、猴、螳螂五大惊世护法高手崇拜得五体投地的熊猫阿波，天天做梦都想当功夫皇帝。A panda who is a waiter at a noodle joint and has a goose for a father. Cerita Kung Fu Panda dimulai dari Po yang bermimpi jadi seorang jago kung fu. Ein Panda arbeitet im Familienbetrieb und verkauft Nudeln, doch er vergöttert die Furious Five, fünf Kung Fu Kämpfer, die im Jade Tempel bei Meister Shifu kung fu lernen, und träumt davon, einmal so zu sein, wie sie. Si panda, penjual mie yang selalu bermimpi menjadi jago kung fu. Un panda en pèlerinage pour accomplir sa destinée et devenir le guerrier du Dragon. A panda who is the coolest THE BOMB DIGGITY! Citer ni mengisahkan seekor Panda nama Po yg bapaknya nak dia mewarisi perniagaan jual mi. A childish panda.

A Panda That Has Been Highly Trained In The Martial Arts (cont.)

A lowly waiter in a noodle restaurant, who is a kung fu fanatic but whose shape doesn't exactly lend itself to kung fu fighting. A plump panda who feels obligated to work in his so-called father’s noodle restaurant, but his heart is in becoming a kung fu expert. The panda son of a noodle soup maestro who, while secure and encouraged by his father (a goose) in the family business, fantasizes about and longs to be a kung fu master. An overweight panda who can barely get out of bed in the morning. A panda named Po whose wet dreams comprise of him being the legendary masterful Dragon Warrior. A fat lazy panda who struggles to climb the thousand stairs to the Valley of Peace, and he’s the son of a noodle seller. The panda who didn't look that cute but kind of fierce on the poster. A fat, lazy, black-and-white slob of a panda who dreams of being a martial-arts master. A fat and clumsy panda that loves everything about kung fu, knows all the legends, and has all the toy pieces of The Five, the five best kung fu animals, all with their own unique style (crane, monkey, praying mantis. tiger, and the other one that i forgot). A panda who helps in his father's noodle shop but dreams of becoming a kung fu fighter and joining the Furious Five: Monkey, Viper, Mantis, Crane and especially Tigress. A fat panda who slaves away in the kitchen working for his father, Mr. Ping, and his noodle store. What is unusual is that Mr. Ping looks like an ostrich and Po is a panda bear. A panda anyways who desperately wants to become a famous warrior. A panda who, being overweight, he is the son of a noodle-maker, dreams, according to the police in its wake. A bumbling panda hero who just wanted to fit in. A lowly but lovable server in his father's noodle restaurant who is a big fan of the kung fu fighting style. A panda who is a kung fu fanatic, however his body shape does not exactly lend itself into kung fu fighting. A young panda trapped in his father’s noodle restaurant. A panda who is obviously adopted, although it is never actually stated. The titular panda bear who yearns to master the titular martial art. The panda son of a noodle-shop owner. A clumsy panda bear who becomes an unlikely kung fu hero when a treacherous enemy spreads chaos throughout the countryside. A clumsy chubby panda who wants to be a martial arts master. A pudgy panda who dreams his life away in his father's noodle shop. An overweight panda that wants to be a kung fu master more than anything, including following his father's footsteps and becoming a noodle chef. A panda who is so fat his mom is a cat! A panda, and a rather hungry one at that, who has no kung fu training at all. An overweight panda who wants to escape from his monotonous life as a waiter and learn kung fu. An ass-kicking panda bear. A panda who dreams of being more than a "noodle maker" like his family. A panda that has a black round pom pom tail? So wrong.

A Panda That Has Been Highly Trained In The Martial Arts

A panda who works in the noodle restaurant owned by his goose father, who is also a kung fu fanatic with secret dreams of becoming a great master in the discipline. A sloppy, overweight but loveable panda who dreams to be a kung fu master one day. An inept panda who becomes a kung fu master to save the Valley of Peace. A bungling panda who aspires to be a kung fu warrior. A lazy, irreverent slacker panda named Po, who is the biggest fan of kung fu around. An overweight and ambitious young panda who spends his days working at his dad's noodle shop and his nights dreaming of becoming a legendary kung fu master. A big fat panda, his belly and everything about his look can’t justify why he will become a kung fu master. If he is willing to look an honest look at himself, he will easily judge himself to stop following his dream and selling noodles just like his father. A big fat panda that does martial arts along with some other animals, namely a tiger, a snake, a crane, a monkey and also a preying mantis. A clumsy panda named Po. This panda is the laziest of all the animals in the Valley of Peace! Po the panda loves kung fu more than anything in the world (with the possible exception of food). The lazy and irreverent panda must somehow become a kung fu master in order to save the Valley of Peace from a villainous snow leopard. I won’t get to the part on how a kung fu ‘moron’ panda got chosen as it would be another spoiler. A panda kung fu fan whose life is limited by his endless work in his father’s noodle restaurant. A loveable panda loser. A young, dorky, enthusiastic but insecure panda in a kingdom full of badass animals. A fat, delusional panda who dreams of being a kung fu fighter. A panda who is heir apparent of a noodle pushcart business dreams of being a great warrior. A clumsy panda Po, who works in his father's noodle restaurant and dreams of becoming a kung fu fighter. A rather large panda that dreams of a life as a heroic warrior. The big fat panda is the center of attention. This panda lacks any kind of physical conditioning for kung fu. Enthusiastic, big and a little clumsy, Po the panda is the biggest fan of kung fu around. Awesomeness is back, this time in the form of a near-to-extinct panda. Po is a big panda who dreams of being a great warrior. An underdog panda who follows his/her heart and is rewarded. A clumsy and food-loving panda who works in his father's noodle shop but dreams of being a kung fu warrior. An unlikely overweight panda possessed of little grace let alone fighting skills. A big fat panda called Po, who always dream of becoming a kung fu warrior, but is bounded by his heavy physical constraints. A very big but lovable panda stuck living a life of making noodle soups in a restaurant with his father but who in a twist of fate is chosen by the temple master, a wise turtle, as the Dragon warrior who will bring peace to the region. A lazy panda who wants to see dragon warrior contest, but got announced as dragon warrior for the group due to circumstances. A chubby panda who wishes he was a kung fu hero amongst all other animals. A young panda named Po who dreams of running away from his father’s noodle shop to become a kung fu master. You have an animated panda that does kung fu. A very portly panda bear that works in his father's noodle stand. A plump, clumsy, innocent adolescent panda who lives in a Chinese valley and dreams of his kung fu heroes. A panda bear named Po who works in the family's noodle shop and is a kung fu enthusiast. A panda who is the laziest animals in all of the Valley of Peace, but unwittingly becomes the chosen one when enemies threaten their way of life. A big, fat panda who’s not happy about working in the family noodle-making business. A fat panda (is there any other kind?) that dreams about being an awesome kung fu warrior, and when given the chance, rises to the occasion. A slacker panda working in his family’s noodle shop who dreams of studying kung fu alongside his idols. A tubby panda who loves tales about martial-arts heroes and dreams of being one himself. A clumsy panda bear who becomes an unlikely kung fu hero. An overfed and under-challenged panda who works in his family's noodle shop during the day and dreams of being a kung fu master at night. A kindly panda forced to become a kung fu master to save his jungle from leopard villains. An obese panda who dreams of being a kung fu master and not of schlepping away in his father’s lowly noodle shop. A friendly panda ready for a change in his life. A panda who looks just like my boyfriend, so now I call him Panda. A cute yet out-of-shape panda who dreams of being a kung fu master. A bumbling, pot-bellied panda who has greatness thrust upon him when anointed to protect his community. A fat kung fu fighting panda. A panda bear and noodle shop waiter that is selected, seemingly by accident, to become the legendary Dragon Warrior. A fat panda who becomes a kung fu Master without losing an ounce of weight and learns that his weight and body are his greatest assets. A panda who works with his goose dad selling noodles at their restaurant. An overweight panda obsessed with kung fu, living in a bizarro China. A lovable slacker panda, son of the town's noodle-making goose.

Coco Haiku

5. Everybody's cap has a seed company emblem on it
but none of them have touched a blade of grass in years
So what's your favorite beer? Smirnoff -- xP
I wish I could just puke it up & get it over with

6. Back in school there was this cute girl named Cindy, who sadly became known for farting in class. After months of being called "Windy Cindy," she got kind of depressed.

7. Sweetest thing ever?? My husband saw me puke cookies

Son of Son of Haiku

1. the bumbling, inefficient paranormal trapping group with their particle beam weapons

2. once smoked a tater tot but nothing happened

3. I have long dreamed of having a hairstyle
that would make people think I'm wearing a toupee.
Then people would come up to me and say,
"Hey you're not fooling anyone with that thing."

4. I couldnt decide if Oberon was in the Thundercats

Son of Williams Haiku

14. Of death,
Old age is
On a wet pavement with white sky recedes
on the hill is cool! Even the dead
Outside

15. "Come!" cried my mind and by her might
contend in a sea which the land partly encloses
Crooked, black tree
Cut the bank for the fill

16. School is over. It is too hot
Sometimes the river
so much depends

17. Sorrow is my own yard

18. Never, even in a dream
No that is not it
Now they are resting
Nude bodies like peeled logs

19. What's that?
When I was younger
When over the flowery, sharp pasture's
When the cataract dries up, my dear
When the snow falls the flakes
When with my mother I was coming down
-- where a heavy
White day, black river
White suffused with red

20. You lean the head forward

More Haiku from the Index of First Lines to Williams' Collected Poems

5. Miscellaneous weed,
munching a plum on

6. He grew up by the sea
Her jaw wagging
He's dead
his coat resembles the snow
How clean these shallows

7. The shadow does not move. It is the water moves
The smell of the heat is boxwood
The sunlight in a
The universality of things
the unused tent

8. The alphabet of
The bank is a matter of columns

9. The horse moves
The hydrangea,
Their time past, pulled down
The little sparrows
The living quality of
The moon, the dried weeds
The most marvellous is not

10. beauty is a shell
Brother Paul! look!
By the road to the contagious hospital

11. This is a schoolyard
This plot of ground
This sparrow
This, with a face
Tho' I'm no Catholic
To celebrate your brief life

12. I love the locust tree
I'm persistent as the pink locust
I must tell you
In a red winter hat blue
In a tissue-thin monotone of blue-gray buds
In Brueghel's great picture, The Kermess,
In passing with my mind

13. view of winter trees

Haiku from the Index of First Lines to Williams' Collected Poems

1. Eight days went by, eight days
Even in the time when as yet
Every day that I go out to my car

2. In the dead weeds of a rubbish heap
In the rain, the lonesome
in this strong light
is a condition --
I saw the two starlings,
I stopped the car
It's all in
It's a strange courage
It's the anarchy of poverty
It was then she struck -- from behind
I will teach you my townspeople

3. The over-all picture is winter
The precise counterpart
The pure products of America

4. There were some dirty plates

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