Anal Ewok

Just me being all anal about life being too precious and crap
when the main character shoots them.
I'm looking for that Ewok song got radio play.
I'm going to say some things I thought I'd never say:

"I'd jizz on an Ewok if I had a penis."
"I'd cocaine into his penis."
"I can't believe you called me prude because I'm not into anal."
"Oh look, my clones are lezzing themselves up in bed."