Tuesday, February 28, 2006

True Stories of American Freedom (2)

Freedom 3 is about three U.S. Marines that are injected with a serum identified as the "Freedom" serum, enabling each Marine to take on characteristics & abilities allowing for various changes in their efforts to serve under the United States Constitution.

Globe (who is a creature of the earth), Eagle (a mute telepath with wings), & Anchor (has a fiery side that can burn & touch a person’s soul, & granite like viral touch that initially simply stalls people) make up the Freedom 3 USMC special unit.

“The recently awakened members of Freedom get handed an assignment no Marine would refuse; to hunt down & capture Osama bin Laden!”

In fact, the cover of Freedom 3 pays homage to the most recognized Captain America cover. The Joe Simon & Jack Kirby Captain America #1 cover (March 1941, National Comics) shows the red, white & blue clad Captain America punching Adolf Hitler in the face. The Freedom 3 cover drives home the parallel between World War II’s Adolf Hitler & today’s al-Qaida’s Osama bin Laden.

“During this day, when times are just as turbulent as when 1940 led America into tough times; it becomes every American's responsibility to not lose sight of what makes freedom special,” said Rick Olney, the writer & publisher of Freedom 3.

The three-issue hunt for Osama bin Laden starts in May, when the book will ship, with the story arc “What Price Freedom.”

Monday, February 27, 2006

True Stories of American Freedom

Captain America stole the whole damned show! its a shame that he only fought like 1 or 2 human characters in the begining cos he had one hella smashmouth fighting style that I would have loved to see more of. It kicked ass seeing him fight a Nazi, scream out "Hitler's dead bitch!" and then stick his shield right THROUGH the nazi's stomach. That was awesome, I got outta my chair and almost totally screamed "U.S.A"!

Captain America sez: "I hope your f-ing dick falls off. At a time when our soldiers are dying for ungrateful college boys like you, who by the way have taken away deserving young mens' educations because of Affirmative "Over"-Action, you can speak like that about our commander in chief. Don't ever come back through Missouri. I checked this blog out because someone at my school said it was funny, I didn't think I'd have to read a bunch of liberal bullshit by some rapper wannabe drug-dealing lefty. Maybe you should take the time to learn something in college, asshole."

Captain America was frozen in the ice. You know it. I know it. And when someone is frozen in ice for fifty years, it's different than how it is for us normal people. You're not the same around women, or other men. You have trouble fitting in in social groups, and everywhere you look, you feel as if you're different than the rest. Advertisements aren't aimed at you. Rap music is strange-sounding and even offensive to your ears. Captain America is different from us. He is. But that's okay. He's a part of our world and part of the beautiful canvas we call "society." And if you don't like that, then fuck you, cause this is America and we're all equal here. And likewise, if I want to make fun of Captain America, that's okay too.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Top 5 Things Likely to Escape My Mouth on Accident

1. Oh nuit, be gentle

2. She started going mental and wrecked my cake
The ice sculptures got completely broken

3. Hulk punches someone, they get knocked down,
someone else goes to fight him, they get knocked
down, someone else goes to fight him, they get
knocked down etc.

4. I'm sick of this like broken ghetto refrigerator

5. It was when Conner Oberst accidently spit on me on Friday

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Not Haiku & Co.

1. Snow, rain, ice storm, freezing rain, sleet, hail, thunder/lightning storm etc.

2. Buys sodas with coins fished out of the fountain

3. Fuck drugs that stay in your system more than 1 week, & fuck people
that think having done a drug a day ago makes you irresponsible now

4. At night in peace we are unemployed
& getting into daytime television

5. When you write enuf about somebody
you end up sounding like everybody

6. I couldn’t give a crap if Santa drinks Cola

Monday, February 20, 2006

Haiku Super Explosion

1 plastic measle, 6 glasses of cola and absolutely no sleep
46 Beanie Babies, all mint with tags apart
a devil doll on stick legs in fascista leather
gray distressed Converse sneakers,
big flapping horse's ears & crap film acting
El rey de los Monstruos contra el Rey de Skull Island
no tag chubby free celebrity porn video
Enough rubber to make even the Michelin Man blush

Sunday, February 19, 2006

More Skull

Attention Latte-drinking Liberal Hypocrites In Middle Class
that give a cat a cup and say “go pee in this”
permanent skull head
skull white white America
ha ha, we love you it's a bit weird
going to the office when you've recently quit in disgust in your skull

If I had an unbreakable skull, I would ride w/o a helmet
taking bong hits from a hollowed-out deer skull
Spit off the walls -– Dropping saliva onto your shit –-
Licking the crushed bulb of your skull between my arse cheeks

skull most of the time
skull with sugar on top
skull like topped with a neanderthal like skull
skull drunk before the rest of the skull company

At an early age, it was "drummed" into my skull
especially with a zippo and a skull ashtray
Remembering that you are going to die is the best way
to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose
But at these screwjack words the old skull angel smitten behind him
"Mummy" T-shirt, baggy cargo jean-shorts,
red skull-cap and an oppressive amount of Axe
Ravishing Amorous Cutie Happily Exchanging Loving *giggles at the skull*
Zestful Exciting Individual Bestowing Yummy Affection
and Sensual, Intense Stimulation Ooo! baby ride my skull

I love the pill and capsule ones round ends with a skull flaming

I can feel my brain touching the insides of my skull
My brain appears to be trying to claw its way out of my skull
Its a snake with a skull face with blood shooting way out
Plus the skull is biting the snake then my head
rattling against the skull
to go brush-case a traceless insect-fragrance on your skull
and spit up hunks of that can-flaccid pear sluiced in
like Pallas Athene springing warclad from her father's skull
sportsmanlike the sign for the commencement
a state of insecurity and anxiety which quickly fibs into a groundless fear
the dead heads of the present less alive than skull Lascaux

I couldn't load one powerpoint slide of the orbit in the skull,
& failed that part of the skull test

Sunday, February 05, 2006

After The Pamphlet

ARMY PAYS OFF STUDENT LOANS in university email account.
As you can see I partied hearty after Vietnam.

Lo! let me split open my head with an axe,
so that my child may leap out etcetera