Norman Rockwell Porn

1. skinny legs but that's ok
2. a blond boy with a buzz-cut Sitting next to a girl with green eyes and freckles
3. ponytailed girl of maybe five or six, with the happiest and most cherubic face, getting her ears pierced for the first time
4. a piece of fresh-baked apple pie
5. rayon of mother’s culottes
6. Mrs. Santa
7. Out Fishin'
8. signing a flushed young couple up
9. Coming home to hot chocolate
10. the farmer and his daughter waiting for us on a tree stump
11. three inches of his ass crack!
12. a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself

Everyone likes delicious food, because that will make them happy.
Then how about being a person. What kind of person can be yummy?
The milky baby. Usually the sender is peachesncream...
there is peachesncream11, peachesncream22, peachesncream33
and so on, peaches and cream 100, 4 beers 400
beef stir fry -- mexican 400 fried ice cream
400 snow like skin 1955 2 eggs in a tortilla wrap 210
rain 55 yogurt 90 chicken salad Cardio Intense
Fat Blaster cheesestick spurt and tender
Guacamole Bad Talking about my Car Spam Eminem
Big Salesman Handlebar Fanatic Moustache Rides

Thanks for posting your nekkid fursona pics in my previous post
They had me on the floor!

Not Haiku Etc.:

7. A young child running from a dragon, intense
Until he falls, what a failure!

8. tacos taste good with deer meat

9. purplish, forked, upstanding, twiggy stuff

10. headband of fuzzy apathy

11. Be insulting snakes, grass, and the sun that gives life to both of them

12. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are really mutant freaks with no eyes

13. For someone who's so anal, you sure don't like to take it up the ass!

Catullus 51: Ave Atque Vale
anagrammatic translation

Teamsters Strangest Passenger Paulette Template's Octavo Caveat
Disharmonizes Seadrome Isomers, Frater Refried, Iran a Sand Atari
Remotest Strom Proust Stutter Poems Midstream Endorsement
Taunted Antietam Quarreller Moulin Queer Liquor Oilcan Renoir.
Urinated Quarantine Midafternoon Hit Teeth Baptists Statism Psalm,
Heat Miser Redeeming Apartheid,
Nineteenth Rentacenter, Putrescine Temperence Operations
Titus Andronicus Urns Ruins Instrument Tented Detainee,
Plutocrat Cattlemen Fattener Anal Film,
Aqua Velveeta Frater Laves a Velvet Eel

50 Romantic things to do with your Boy/Girl Friend

1. Pegged someone in the head with a snowball and they never knew it was you
2. Nothing i dont think possibly capt americas
3. i dreamed this morning that i gave Isaac Hanson a handjob
4. at the speed of drain water
5. It's definitely romantic to be a Cubs fan
6. cuddling on a plastic-covered couch that keeps squeaking everytime you move
7. You Are A Romantic You are more romantic than 80% of the population
8. You love love and love to be loved and you want to let your partner know how much
9. What is love? I am asking my friend in my office here and she says it is indefinable
10. "don't let go" + looking into each other's eyes
11. "let's get romantic" + pulling hair on head
12. How is Ali and your beautiful doggie
13. How can you not love a crazy Siamese cat bent yummy
14. Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and conjures images of the exotic, romantic hero out of a romance
15. You *do* love to kiss, once your comfortable with it And that means knowing the person you're kissing pretty well
16. "A joke of a romantic" or just stuck to my tongue
17. I'm searching for non offensive but never-the-less awesome and romantic songs to play at my wedding. Please donate your love!
18. Celebrity Crushes * Pierce Brosnan * Dennis Leary * Tom Selleck
19. "thats mine" + playing with the ear
20. There, we will laugh, and make glorious love… Together Then we will take each others hand and venture further into the unknown, again… And learn… to love… together… Will you walk with me? Okay
21. we are supposed to get thunderstorms tonight! ooo how romantic.
22. I saw a very handsome man. And I was in his arms! And it was so romantic!
23. Hero with pointy hair and a MYSTERIOUS PAST
24. She's ace, never ever annoyed me, I love her alot
25. Actually I love all my roommates
26. Yes i do, i am one!
27. get sort of giggly and be like an idiot
28. You are a hopeless romantic You dream about whoever all day

29-49:

You are walking to your boy/girlfriend's house. There are two roads to get there. One is a straight path to take you there quickly, but very boring. The other is significantly longer but is full of wonderful sights and interesting things. Which one do you take to get to your significant other's house, short or long?

On the way you see two rose bushes. One is full of red roses, the other full of white. You decide to pick 20 roses for your boy/girlfriend of any one color or two color combination. What number of white and/or red do you pick?

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Red Roses?

You finally get to their house. A family member answers the door. You can have the family member get your boy/girlfriend or go get them yourself?

Later, it's time for bed. You and your boy/girlfriend sleep in separate rooms. In the morning when it's time to wake up, you go into his/her room and check on him/her. When you arrive, do you prefer him/her to be awake or asleep?

50. Now is just not the time in my career to be having any kind of romantic antic tic