Tuesday, July 08, 2008


Blog Roundup: Bruce Conner edition
Bruce Conner RIP //// Bruce Conner: A Movie (1958) //// Bruce Conner: Breakaway (1966) //// Bruce Conner: Mongoloid (1978) //// Bruce Conner: Mea Culpa (1981) //// Bruce Conner: America is Waiting (1982) //// Bruce Conner: John Yau interview //// Interview with Bruce Conner

plus a photograf of the burnt matches on our windowsill
A Panda That Has Been Highly Trained In The Martial Arts (cont.)

The panda, an unlikely character, was chosen to be the dragon warrior to defeat the enemy. 一开始,“胖熊猫”阿宝做着它的功夫梦。 A panda expresses the role of cute, not stuffy market place. A panda who is so coincidental. A big, fat panda. 主角可爱的方式也和现实中的熊猫完全不一样。 A fat, awkward panda who longs to be a great kung fu master. A panda who sets out on the path to become a great kung fu master. A panda who is larger than your average kung fu warrior. A panda who uses his size to his advantage. A panda whose iron belly can bounce off opponents. A panda who can kick and punch as well as any Jackie Chan wannabe. A panda who is a distortion of Chinese national culture. A panda looks so cute and naïve. A panda who strives for kung fu mastery. An overweight and over-eating panda bear. 胖胖的熊猫波作为面馆里的服务生,一向以好吃懒做而闻名。A panda who is cheap as a rental. A panda who seems like a tired and half-hearted effort. A panda who smashes, hacks and kung fus his way to the top. A lazy, irreverent slacker panda named Po. A panda who, much like Luke Skywalker, goes through his own heart-felt hero's journey. A martial arts obsessed panda. A panda who works in his father's noodle shop and dreams of being a kung fu master. A large panda named Po who works in his fathers noodle shop in China. A panda noodle waiter. A funny obese panda bear. A fat panda character. A lazy, fat panda whose life revolves around working in his father's noodle restaurant and dreaming about becoming the greatest martial artist ever. A panda who is lazy and fat and will need a lot of training before he's anything like a martial artist! A big fat panda who dreams to be part of a group of martial artists, the Furious Five. A clown-eyed, sheepishly neurotic, roly-poly panda of no visible athletic ability who trains to become a lightning-limbed martial arts master. A panda in ancient China who becomes an unlikely martial arts hero, vividly presenting Chinese cultural elements such as kung fu, noodles, firecrackers, the distinct landscape, shadowboxing, temple fairs, calligraphy and acupuncture. A panda who is son of noodle-selling father Mr. Ping with secret dreams of becoming a kung fu expert like his heroes. A panda who dreams of kung fu glory. A lazy, soft-bodied panda bear. A panda who lives in a non-specific Chinese village. A big, fat, smelly panda who loves kung fu and who’s father wants him to make noodles. A bumbling panda who goes on to become a martial arts star. A youthful panda who finds strength within himself to become the hero, saving the village from the evil nemesis. A panda who wants to become a kung fu expert, so he enlists the Furious Five and their teacher, Shifu, to help him achieve his goal. An overweight and sluggish Panda bear that has always dreamed of being a kung fu master. A panda whose attempts at fitting in are hillarious, particularly when his main motivation -- food -- is found out. A panda who looks just like Jack Black. A panda who is like slap stick, but without the English people (aka. Mr Bean). A panda who is going to a martial art place to learn the secrets of the dragon stuff (or something like that, I was really involved in my popcorn). A panda who loves making his noodles and has a crazed obsession with kung fu. An overweight waiter panda working in his father’s noodle restaurant. A panda who is the laziest animals in all of the Valley of Peace, but unwittingly becomes the chosen one when enemies threaten his way of life. A panda who is is frkn awesome! A giant panda butt. A fat panda who dreams of martial arts glory. A panda who learns kung fu. A panda that sells noodles at his father’s shop. A panda who is adorable. A roly-poly panda named Po who dreams of becoming a kung fu master while slinging noodles for his father’s restaurant. A panda who could be helping to vanquish the curse of China's lacklustre film industry after the country's senior advisors on Friday called for less government control on creativity. A big, fat panda and the son of a noodle house owner. A panda who dreams of kung fu awesomeness. A lowly panda waiter in a noodle restaurant, who is a kung fu fanatic in spite of his overweight physique. A food-loving panda who works with his father, a duck (amusingly never explained) who owns a noodle bar. A paunchy panda who becomes a zealous kung fu fighter. A lowly panda waiter in a noodle restaurant, who is a kung fu fanatic but whose shape doesn't exactly lend itself to kung fu fighting. A panda whose quest to prevent the evil snow leopard Tai Lung from stealing the sacred Dragon Scroll, takes him through 13 levels set in ancient China.