Thursday, December 25, 2008

The Love That's Finished Doesn't Disappear

The episode begins at dawn in Care-a-lot
Bedtime is about done for the day. Funshine comes up,
a morning person, and regales Bedtime
with all the plans he has for "this beautiful day."
Bedtime wants to get some sleep, and Funshine
basically sez "Pshaw!" and Tenderheart
calls Funshine out for picking on poor Bedtime.
Tenderheart accuses Funshine of ignoring Bedtime's needs,
and Bedtime's like "Hey now you mention it,
he's right. You should see what I do at night,
then you'd know a thing or two."

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

The Love That's Finished Doesn't Disappear

The Care Bear Stare was sort of deus ex machina
the furballs pulled it out when faced
with some tremendous obstacle. They’d all line up
a fiery manifestation of their boundless love
like the Polonium 210 of Caring
smiting their enemies
bringing them sobbing to their bloodied knees

“Everyone knows Care Bears aren’t black and brown,” she sneered
“Your Care Bears look like poop.”

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

2nd Shorter Poem for Amy
((but sent to Matthias

Thru God's Holy Spirit these evidences
up to eight patties, nine slices of cheese
born in a manger French for "eat"
McDonald's McFlurry's rule all

Monday, December 22, 2008

Stuck at the Mcdonald's in a Big God Christmas Message
in a Bad Economy ((poem for Amy, stranded in a McDonald's in a snowstorm
in Chicago I think

(stanzas posted separately cos the poem exceeds
Facebook's capabilities

The miracle of Christmas, that God sent His only son
to be born of a virgin, to be birthed among animals,
to eat them, sopping up the grease with the heel of a bun
like any other kid there scarfing wads of beef
the third-pound Angus burger, mushroom burger
toad stool freaky pete in a plain humble manger bun
with a whole extra slice of cheese. "Manger" is
French for "eat." Choose Jesus free meat, cow meat.
In my own way I had touched the people of McDonald's,
punching the drive-through window after he had learned
the double-cheese no longer on the Value Menu

McDonald's Beef Prosperity Burger.
It will be great if you eat Beef Prosperity Burger
with Twister Fries. Both of them do complement each other.
“Indulge yourself with our appetizing, irresistible
classic flavour of juicy patty beef
dipped with aromatic Prosperity black pepper sauce
layered with fresh onion slices. Satisfy your long awaited
craving for the true taste of Prosperity!”
Prosperous times are back! Get a bigger and earlier
bonus with the Double Prosperity Burger
in addition to your favorite Prosperity Burger
but with double the beef patties for double the enjoyment
and double the satisfaction! Prosperity meals
available for a limited time i.e when the government
employees get their annual bonus payment.
Not available in Sarawak.