Not Haiku Etc.:

7. A young child running from a dragon, intense
Until he falls, what a failure!

8. tacos taste good with deer meat

9. purplish, forked, upstanding, twiggy stuff

10. headband of fuzzy apathy

11. Be insulting snakes, grass, and the sun that gives life to both of them

12. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are really mutant freaks with no eyes

13. For someone who's so anal, you sure don't like to take it up the ass!