Wednesday, June 18, 2008

A Panda That Has Been Highly Trained In The Martial Arts (cont.)

A lowly waiter in a noodle restaurant, who is a kung fu fanatic but whose shape doesn't exactly lend itself to kung fu fighting. A plump panda who feels obligated to work in his so-called father’s noodle restaurant, but his heart is in becoming a kung fu expert. The panda son of a noodle soup maestro who, while secure and encouraged by his father (a goose) in the family business, fantasizes about and longs to be a kung fu master. An overweight panda who can barely get out of bed in the morning. A panda named Po whose wet dreams comprise of him being the legendary masterful Dragon Warrior. A fat lazy panda who struggles to climb the thousand stairs to the Valley of Peace, and he’s the son of a noodle seller. The panda who didn't look that cute but kind of fierce on the poster. A fat, lazy, black-and-white slob of a panda who dreams of being a martial-arts master. A fat and clumsy panda that loves everything about kung fu, knows all the legends, and has all the toy pieces of The Five, the five best kung fu animals, all with their own unique style (crane, monkey, praying mantis. tiger, and the other one that i forgot). A panda who helps in his father's noodle shop but dreams of becoming a kung fu fighter and joining the Furious Five: Monkey, Viper, Mantis, Crane and especially Tigress. A fat panda who slaves away in the kitchen working for his father, Mr. Ping, and his noodle store. What is unusual is that Mr. Ping looks like an ostrich and Po is a panda bear. A panda anyways who desperately wants to become a famous warrior. A panda who, being overweight, he is the son of a noodle-maker, dreams, according to the police in its wake. A bumbling panda hero who just wanted to fit in. A lowly but lovable server in his father's noodle restaurant who is a big fan of the kung fu fighting style. A panda who is a kung fu fanatic, however his body shape does not exactly lend itself into kung fu fighting. A young panda trapped in his father’s noodle restaurant. A panda who is obviously adopted, although it is never actually stated. The titular panda bear who yearns to master the titular martial art. The panda son of a noodle-shop owner. A clumsy panda bear who becomes an unlikely kung fu hero when a treacherous enemy spreads chaos throughout the countryside. A clumsy chubby panda who wants to be a martial arts master. A pudgy panda who dreams his life away in his father's noodle shop. An overweight panda that wants to be a kung fu master more than anything, including following his father's footsteps and becoming a noodle chef. A panda who is so fat his mom is a cat! A panda, and a rather hungry one at that, who has no kung fu training at all. An overweight panda who wants to escape from his monotonous life as a waiter and learn kung fu. An ass-kicking panda bear. A panda who dreams of being more than a "noodle maker" like his family. A panda that has a black round pom pom tail? So wrong.