Hum da dee da da da dum da do. Ahhh a smurf of beauty is a joy forever. Oh hi. Have some sarsaparilla leaf. Say didn't you love smurfin with papa smurf at the smurf yester-smurf. Well we'd better smurf back to the village. Places everybody places. Oh boy it's time to celebrate the smurfs' smurf. You there smurf where are you going. Get back in line the celebration is about to start. Alright smurfs hit it. Hold it. You were snorting instead of smurfing. Hee hee huh huh hee ha ha. You'd better go elsewhere snorty smurf until you learn to stop causing trouble. Soup's on come and get it.
Boy I'm starvin
Sure am hungry
I hate hungry
Oh what it a hup ho
Eat hearty smurfs. Aren’t you having any snorty. Sure yeah never better. Frankly snorty smurf we're worried about you. You're so jittery. And you're not eating. Now open wide. Snorty smurf I got a surprise for ya. E-haw hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck. My dear little smurfs this is indeed a grand occasion. It's thanks to your hard smurf we were able to smurf this smurf of art. Which will help us smurf to the other side. And now the moment you've all been waiting for. Wub a yah yay yah yah yah yah yay yah yah.
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la
Hey snorty what're ya doin over there come on. Oh no no oh go gosh no oh noh. I'll save ya snorty. Grab a hold of this rope hefty. All right smurfs pull pull pull. Ughn ughn ughn. Are you alright. Smurf it easy. Yeah I oh yah hey ah oh. Hmm what could have possibly caused the bridge to collapse. Hmm. Smurfs I have some shocking news. Today's accident on the bridge was no accident. Wuh-huuuh. There is a smurf among us. A smurf. Who could possibly smurf such a thing. Yeah wudda um yah wha wood. Yeeeikes oof huh gosh. Somebody lost their tail. Uh oh whew duh wuhdn't me. Oh papa smurf. Is this your tail. Tail. Name of a smurf. The smurf among us is a fake smurf. Turn around. Ouch why'd you pinch me. To see if your tail was real. A fake smurf would not have yelled. Now quickly call the others. Snorty come quick. Papa smurf has something important to tell us. Smurfs there is an impostor among us. A fake smurf with a fake tail.
Is your tail real
Are you the fake smurf
Oh wa oh wha ooh aah ya bray ya
Hey snorty turn around. Hey stop it's the fake smurf. Na ma nam a nam a nam a num. Hey come out. Open up. Come on. Na ma nam a nam a nam a num. You in there who are you. Hurry we must break the door down. Huh. We're too late. No it's you who are small. Quick smurf her before she gets away. No. Oh gee maybe we should ah. Uh yeah maybe we shouldn't. All right hogatha this is the end of the line. Never cross this line again you trouble-making witch. Now be gone. And may your shrunken size be a lesson to you to mend your evil ways.
