His Entire Right Arm Bruised Haiku:

1.

Sometime I’ll go like this
and cut the air between us
with an imagined saw

breaking the open container
law in his car


2.

It was like a mountain, and it was like attached at the stem it was so random

this give-me-a-napkin-to-set-my-napkin-on life time

Swan, swan, why you not fall? Happiness then falls to this pond

all i got was bruised from the needle


3.

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie