Scary Ghost Stories I Didnt Make Up

I'm sure everyone's seen the movie of the monkey that sits
in a zoo, on a branch. Then touches his ass, smells it, and falls down / faints!
But what I really want to see is number 5's movie!
That is so awesome.

Damien Rice, Cannonball Still a little bit of your taste in my mouth

One night I was going to bed and my mom died. I said a prayer and then
I said,"Jesus when I lay down, I am Fiction, Page 1, Ghost Stories, Ghosts,
Ghost Books, Invisible Ink. You scared us half to death --
we thought you were a ghost!
He is a ghost, he's turning whiter
blue-eyed Nordic devil trying to steal Christmas from Santa Claus
they've been so good that Jesus feels embarrassed

Jesus was an upper middle-class white guy with brown hair, blue eyes and a golden tan
who waves an American flag and supports pre-emptive strikes in the name of democracy
Daddy swiped our last clean sheet and joined the Ku Klux Klan
it would be nice to have more pics of him and find out what he’s done and what we can look for
it would be nice to have the image of a japanese school girl with her skirt raised
while a naughty spanking is delivered by her teacher

teary-eyed burning of the white slip-ons
Hitler Youth Leader, KKK Scouts, Aryan Cheerleader Squad Best Qualities
David Duke, Jesus when the shit hits the fan
if Jesus could turn water to wine, surely he could turn jelly bracelets and pleather to cold steel

It would be nice to have a big part but I don't HAVE to to be happy
then Superman using the knowlege of his beliefs says "Don't worry Jesus will find you"

Jesus dined with all kinds of different people good and bad
milky white skin and baby blue eyes
bearing round pantoglottism about the mascado of a ghost-glow choise
anyone willing to believe in him and that he came in the form of Jesus to save us from our sins
Easter bunny: no i did for like soo long though
and again did not manage to puke up the hurt

being a spy is like a silent ghost that creates suspicion among everyone
Ghost is a romance movie, you would think its a horror film but its not
It has Whoopie Goldberg in it she plays a psychic who can hear, but not see ghosts/spirits
it's about a couple, one is murdered by their best friend who is in the gang
The boyfriend tries to save his girlfriend/fiance from the best friend with help from the psychic
(who can now contact spirits) his girl is safe and he can move on towards heaven
It's a sad movie, but also happy, a very, very romantic movie and my Favorite!

scary ghost child kills convict #2 with mysterious ghostly powers
chokes on guitar nerd boyfriend: erm

I almost peed my pants