A Panda That Has Been Highly Trained In The Martial Arts (cont.)

A giant panda who dreams of becoming a kung fu master. A panda who finds himself elevated from noodle cook to kung fu master. A rotund panda who slaves over noodles in the family restaurant but yearns to be a kung-fu master. A panda who seems destined to serve noodles for the rest of his life until he is picked by a kung fu master as the Dragon Warrior. A panda who dreams of someday becoming a Kung Fu master, but instead seems destined to spend his life working at the family noodle shop. A panda who dreams of being a kung fu fighter, but his reality is working at his dad’s noodle shop. A panda who dreams of breaking out of his father's soup kitchen (not what it sounds like) and becoming a master of kung fu. A noodle-selling panda bear who dreams of Kung Fu fame but remains stuck in a career through questionable genetic default. A panda who's a waiter at a noodle restaurant, whose father also happens to be the son of a duck. A panda who daydreams of being a kung fu fighter while slinging noodles at his dad’s noodle shop somewhere in an ancient China where talking, anthropomorphic animals once roamed. A rambunctious panda who is frustrated that his life has settled in the family business. A panda who dreams of being something greater than his food-loving lazy self. A panda who must overcome the self-imposed insecurities, harness an inner force, and discover that in his greatest weakness, he can be the strongest. A panda whose kung fu dexterity is honed by his hunger for dumplings. A panda who was being influenced by food in his training. A panda who is demeaning to overweight people. A panda who got slapped onto a bunch of Kelloggs snack and breakfast food. A panda who more or less just bumbles his way into beating the bad guy, falling down the hill, sitting on him (another fat joke), and being impossible to actually hurt because…wait for it…he’s fat! A panda who’s seen gnoshing on some snacks while the master glares disapprovingly. A panda who promotes obesity & eating too much. A cartoon panda who is far enough from reality that kids are not going to walk away from watching this pudgy bear and go on to either emulate his food gobbling or make fun of heftier people in real life. A panda who will turn kids on to asian cuisine, which in many ways is far healthier than American cuisine. A panda who found his way to eat the monkey cookies (hmmm that didn’t come out right) and everyone laughed during the training with the food sequence. A panda who is not good for children. A panda whose smart aleck lines and attitude are the kinds of things that DO creep into the minds and hearts of kids, creating those 12 and under cynical back-talkers. A panda who is mind-garbage for children. A panda who had a great father-son relationship with his dad. A panda who loved his dad, treated him with respect, even when he disagreed with him, it was respectful and polite. A panda who was like a big, obnoxious commercial for stuffed animals and video games. A panda whose fight scenes were CRAZY! I'm going to try them at home. A panda whose nerdity I really connected with. A panda who is basically a modern day fanboy but being one myself the storytellers are forgiven. A bumbling Chinese panda. A fat panda getting tired of running up stairs/falling. A panda who was living in China yet had an American accent, plus all of the asians were minor characters. A panda who can fall hundreds of feet without getting hurt.. it kinda takes the “danger" out of the action. The fact that it’s about a Panda Bear, should have told you this is not a serious Kung Fu movie. A panda whose character is a little out-of-the-box and a bit thin. A panda who is a most endearing and sincere character. A panda who is pretty damn cute. A panda with a beautiful cowlick on top of his head! A panda who is heartfelt, very funny, and the action is hot. A panda who felt very honest and vulnerable. A panda who has a lot of appeal, I couldn’t stop looking at him, his face, or his motion. A panda who you'd think would be much funnier. A panda whose personality was rather thin. A panda who bordered on annoying at times. a panda who is nice. damn funny plss.. i think u’ll like it. A panda who they kept saying its really nice but no leh, doesnt appeal to me leh. plus i think the panda looks boring--not cute at all one. The movie captures this panda's soulfulness as well as his infuriating doltishness. A panda who is HILARIOUS, but at the same time so sweet. Anyone bitching about this panda being light on character is delusional. A panda who dreams of escaping his humdrum life and becoming a kung fu master. A panda who is… LEGENDARILY AWESOME! A panda character who is so awesome and so famous kids keep remembering his name the second is his arch-enemy the snow leopard was second cause kids like him cause his bad to the bone, I think the characters are becoming a kid’s icon each and everyday like the tigress she’s becoming popular to kids too. A panda who dreams of glorious triumphs, in which onlookers were "blinded due to overexposure to pure awesomeness." A panda who used to be lazy, uninspired and unhappy, but when he found his calling and learned to believe in himself, he saw that he didn’t have to become someone else–-or what everyone “expected” the dragon warrior to be–-he just had to discover his own unique strengths. A big lovable panda bear who is the just-believe-in-yourself hero on a journey of self-discovery. A panda who is determined, and he doesn’t quit. A panda who seemingly promotes an atheistic, there-is-nothing-but-you humanism. A panda whose ineptitude is highlighted when a punching bag comes back to hit him, sending him flying across the room. A panda who is fuglier than a dog's breakfast and duller than oatmeal. A panda whose crummy attitude is like biting into a fortune cookie full of rotten meat. A panda who seemingly everyone in the blogosphere shat upon based on the movie's trailer. A panda whose gut jiggling to punches and kicks was just right not too real, but not too cartoony as well. A panda who is your average, ordinary, "nobody" becoming the hero that he never thought he could be. A panda who kicks your mom's ass hahaha. A panda who dazzles with humor and martial arts panache. A panda who also got profiled in American Airlines' American Way magazine.