A Panda That Has Been Highly Trained In The Martial Arts (cont.)

What's going on with Panda? This panda, a Chinese national symbol, is a bit of a slouch. A panda who's carting around some serious poundage. A panda who transcends his personal slovenliness and becomes a lean, mean fighting machine. A panda of large size and small lung capacity. A panda with unlikely martial arts aspirations. A cartoon panda who delivers the standard 'be yourself' message. A panda who has to learn to perform an art he has merely read about. A panda who, like all of us, worries a lot about something he has not necessarily had to face yet. A panda who longs to be a master of kung fu, but his large size and voracious appetite stand in his way. A panda whose kung fu only starts to improve during a fiercely contested battle for the last dumpling. A sweet but timid roly-poly panda in ancient China who idolizes his martial arts heroes, the Furious Five. A lazy, overweight Panda who idolises the Furious Five kung fu champions. A fat panda who gatecrashes an initiation ceremony and is accidentally chosen to be the mythical Dragon Warrior. An overweight panda with oversized dreams. This panda is the usual type of underachiever who invariably headlines toon romps of this nature. An overweight, soft, clumsy, noodle-making Panda who dreams of martial arts glory. A panda I became a fan of after about five minutes. A cute, highly-merchandizable panda. An overweight, under-motivated noodle loving black and white bear. A panda who just wants to make friends and fight Kung Fu. A panda who learns kung fu: if that sounds good to you, then have at it. A potbellied panda who can't even manage a long flight of steps yet becomes a kung fu master, huffing and puffing all the way. A drowsy, roly-poly panda with a big martial arts dream. A big fat panda who has to defeat one of the greatest kung fu champions around. A memorable slacker panda who, in spite of himself, still manages to rise to the occasion. A slacker panda who gets more than he bargained for when he is pitted against a vengeful snow leopard. A panda who is informed that he is the chosen one, destined to *beat up* a guy who has escaped from prison and who is spending the entire movie walking to town. A slovenly panda who finds himself drawn into tense times when civilization is challenged by the prison break-out of a powerful and dangerous warrior. A goofball panda who becomes a fighting master. A panda who knows no actual kung fu, is vastly overweight, and can barely stop eating long enough to train. Your average model panda: fat, fuzzy, two-tone. This panda is a flunky who haggles for his own selfish ends. A panda who is all about the prestige of being what he’s always dreamed of but has no idea how achieve it. A panda who's pretty, but in a phony Hollywood China Doll kind of way. Um urso panda preguiçoso. A giant panda and the downright laziest animal in the Valley of Peace. A round, cuddly, slow-moving panda that turns into the unlikeliest of heroes by getting hooked on the sharp and pointy disciplines of Chinese martial arts. A panda who gets accidentally selected to become the fabled Dragon Warrior and tries desperately to prove himself. A panda who Is somehow chosen as the Dragon Warrior, the legendary defender of the peaceful against the forces of evil and rage. A fat and lazy Giant Panda who is accidentally chosen to be the next Dragon Warrior when the former title holder, a snow leopard gone bad, threatens China's majestic Valley of Peace. A panda with a big butt that lands right on Tai Lung's face! A panda who is a slacker-dreamer. A goofy, slobby, well intentioned and likeable panda. A clumsy, rotund panda who daydreams of being a kung fu hero. A roly-poly panda thinking he can be a kung fu master. A big fat Panda who learns how to do Kung Fu. An overweight panda who longs to become a martial arts expert. A panda who makes good use of his roly-poly tummy as a launching pad. A clumsy panda. A panda who can hardly get out of bed in the morning he's so flabby. An unpromising lump of panda flab. A panda whose technique is based on his appetite. A panda who basically the movie studio is not going to have him get his ass kicked, sending the kids home crying and hurting merchandise opportunities. This panda delivers a cuddle more than a thump.