Is it just me or is summer always full
of weddings and engagements? It seems
in the last several weeks, I've received
half a dozen engagement announcements
& three wedding invites.
Come to think of it, I guess
I got married in the summer too!
Guess it’s a popular season.
All this celebrating love has left me feeling
kind of sentimental. Young love –- isn’t it grand?
I don’t mean “young” as in the couples’ ages;
I mean new love, fresh love. It’s a grand,
wonderful & silly & difficult thing,
but that’s what makes it so special
& something to cherish.
I know this is going to sound even cornier,
but I love you –- my customers! Do you know
that I am still reading through all of your
vacation suggestion emails?
That’s how amazing you are to me.
From the links to restaurants to photos of parks,
you think of everything. So there, I said it.
I love my customers!
When I’m in a mood like this,
I want to spread the joy
to all of you, so here goes:
This week only, I’m giving you
a whopping 20% off plus
FREE SHIPPING
with your $50 order.
I’m calling this the “Jodie Loves Me” sale –-
because it’s true!
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Recap of the 2nd 1/2 of the Soul Society Arc in Bleach
Ichigo trains with a perverted cat girl.
Renji trains with his monkey.
Rukia has a flashback about the guy Amanda cosplays.
Rukia's brother gets another stick up his ass.
Gin smiles alot.
Shorty & his big breasted Lieutenant fight a little emo girl.
Zenpaki, his fairy, & the others run into a furry, a blind guy,
a lieutenant captain that drinks too much & the 69 guy.
Zenpaki fights the blind guy like in "The Boondocks."
Renji gets his ass beat.
Jiggly & the others watch.
Zenpaki fights a furry while cue ball & pretty boy fight others.
The sick Captain & the drunk one fight an old man... WITH FIRE!!
Ichigo takes on Dumbledore's phoenix to save Rukia.
Ichigo fights Rukia's brother & wins, taking the stick out of his ass.
All hell breaks loose.
The perverted cat girl fights her old Asian friend.
Leaving out big revelation at the end for those who haven't read that
far in the manga or seen the end of the arc in the anime.
Ichigo trains with a perverted cat girl.
Renji trains with his monkey.
Rukia has a flashback about the guy Amanda cosplays.
Rukia's brother gets another stick up his ass.
Gin smiles alot.
Shorty & his big breasted Lieutenant fight a little emo girl.
Zenpaki, his fairy, & the others run into a furry, a blind guy,
a lieutenant captain that drinks too much & the 69 guy.
Zenpaki fights the blind guy like in "The Boondocks."
Renji gets his ass beat.
Jiggly & the others watch.
Zenpaki fights a furry while cue ball & pretty boy fight others.
The sick Captain & the drunk one fight an old man... WITH FIRE!!
Ichigo takes on Dumbledore's phoenix to save Rukia.
Ichigo fights Rukia's brother & wins, taking the stick out of his ass.
All hell breaks loose.
The perverted cat girl fights her old Asian friend.
Leaving out big revelation at the end for those who haven't read that
far in the manga or seen the end of the arc in the anime.
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
More Than Meets the Eye, Bitches!
I LOVED THE FUCKING TRANSFORMERS
oh yes, i told you it was awesome
now I'll start to critique it...
crazy product placement in like every shot
no this product placement was way over the top
like all the GM cars & everybody scarfing up
Pepsi with the logo fixed & in focus.
The xbox placement was cool though,
they weren't all GM cars.
Yes they were, name one non-GM car
even the ambulance was a fucking GMC
& do not get me started on the military propaganda
It'd be stranger to see a bunch of made up colas,
restaurants and whatnot
Its just not realistic for everything to be all out of focus
& a Pepsi can to be aligned with the camera & shiny
Whatever trend whore
If you were a doll or action figure, the accessories
packaged with you would be: Big Toys. The toy of me
would have to have its own toys, motherfucker.
Also, I'd like to mention again the high speed car chase
cos them cars turn into robots in mid-chase
& that deserves a double mention. Its like "Oh look --
cool! Cars crash into each other & explosion!"
& with Transformers its like “hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooly crap!
Cars chasing each other while turning into a ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!"
I feel like a nice Pepsi cola right now, & then I wanna
get in my retooled Camaro & drive to a Strokes concert,
I might call you on my Nokia phone on the way to say
that I love Mountain Dew, let's get us a Snickers.
You are a squeaky fat assholio monster
Today he told me about how he felt concerned
because Decepticon doesn't have a scope when he transforms into a gun
That's When I Reach for my Revolver
2.
Here are the problems I have with the movie:
1. How many shots of people standing up in slo-mo
in front of the sun can there be?
Seriously, it was almost gratuitous.
2. What i HATE tho was the fact that those 2 monkeys were making out
on Bumblebee, like "Eeeuugh! You're making out ON your friend, how gross...
eugh, & like in front of the other robots too."
3. The best one I've seen so far is the Transformers Blackboard,
which isn't a blackboard that turns into a robot but just
a blackboard with the Transformers logo on it.
4. It worked in the cartoons but NOT the movie.
Maybe that's cos I was 8 back then.
seriously: dude
dude seriously
duuuuuuuude
how about that Transformers movie
dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Are there some robots in that shit or what?
Uh your moms in it
HAHAHAHAAHAA
I LOVED THE FUCKING TRANSFORMERS
oh yes, i told you it was awesome
now I'll start to critique it...
crazy product placement in like every shot
no this product placement was way over the top
like all the GM cars & everybody scarfing up
Pepsi with the logo fixed & in focus.
The xbox placement was cool though,
they weren't all GM cars.
Yes they were, name one non-GM car
even the ambulance was a fucking GMC
& do not get me started on the military propaganda
It'd be stranger to see a bunch of made up colas,
restaurants and whatnot
Its just not realistic for everything to be all out of focus
& a Pepsi can to be aligned with the camera & shiny
Whatever trend whore
If you were a doll or action figure, the accessories
packaged with you would be: Big Toys. The toy of me
would have to have its own toys, motherfucker.
Also, I'd like to mention again the high speed car chase
cos them cars turn into robots in mid-chase
& that deserves a double mention. Its like "Oh look --
cool! Cars crash into each other & explosion!"
& with Transformers its like “hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooly crap!
Cars chasing each other while turning into a ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!"
I feel like a nice Pepsi cola right now, & then I wanna
get in my retooled Camaro & drive to a Strokes concert,
I might call you on my Nokia phone on the way to say
that I love Mountain Dew, let's get us a Snickers.
You are a squeaky fat assholio monster
Today he told me about how he felt concerned
because Decepticon doesn't have a scope when he transforms into a gun
That's When I Reach for my Revolver
2.
Here are the problems I have with the movie:
1. How many shots of people standing up in slo-mo
in front of the sun can there be?
Seriously, it was almost gratuitous.
2. What i HATE tho was the fact that those 2 monkeys were making out
on Bumblebee, like "Eeeuugh! You're making out ON your friend, how gross...
eugh, & like in front of the other robots too."
3. The best one I've seen so far is the Transformers Blackboard,
which isn't a blackboard that turns into a robot but just
a blackboard with the Transformers logo on it.
4. It worked in the cartoons but NOT the movie.
Maybe that's cos I was 8 back then.
seriously: dude
dude seriously
duuuuuuuude
how about that Transformers movie
dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Are there some robots in that shit or what?
Uh your moms in it
HAHAHAHAAHAA
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