More Than Meets the Eye, Bitches!

I LOVED THE FUCKING TRANSFORMERS
oh yes, i told you it was awesome
now I'll start to critique it...

crazy product placement in like every shot
no this product placement was way over the top
like all the GM cars & everybody scarfing up
Pepsi with the logo fixed & in focus.
The xbox placement was cool though,
they weren't all GM cars.
Yes they were, name one non-GM car
even the ambulance was a fucking GMC
& do not get me started on the military propaganda

It'd be stranger to see a bunch of made up colas,
restaurants and whatnot

Its just not realistic for everything to be all out of focus
& a Pepsi can to be aligned with the camera & shiny
Whatever trend whore

If you were a doll or action figure, the accessories
packaged with you would be: Big Toys. The toy of me
would have to have its own toys, motherfucker.
Also, I'd like to mention again the high speed car chase
cos them cars turn into robots in mid-chase
& that deserves a double mention. Its like "Oh look --
cool! Cars crash into each other & explosion!"
& with Transformers its like “hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooly crap!
Cars chasing each other while turning into a ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!"

I feel like a nice Pepsi cola right now, & then I wanna
get in my retooled Camaro & drive to a Strokes concert,
I might call you on my Nokia phone on the way to say
that I love Mountain Dew, let's get us a Snickers.

You are a squeaky fat assholio monster

Today he told me about how he felt concerned
because Decepticon doesn't have a scope when he transforms into a gun

That's When I Reach for my Revolver

2.

Here are the problems I have with the movie:

1. How many shots of people standing up in slo-mo
in front of the sun can there be?
Seriously, it was almost gratuitous.

2. What i HATE tho was the fact that those 2 monkeys were making out
on Bumblebee, like "Eeeuugh! You're making out ON your friend, how gross...
eugh, & like in front of the other robots too."

3. The best one I've seen so far is the Transformers Blackboard,
which isn't a blackboard that turns into a robot but just
a blackboard with the Transformers logo on it.

4. It worked in the cartoons but NOT the movie.
Maybe that's cos I was 8 back then.

seriously: dude
dude seriously
duuuuuuuude
how about that Transformers movie
dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Are there some robots in that shit or what?
Uh your moms in it
HAHAHAHAAHAA