The Latest Photos Added To The Dixie Gallery haha

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free horse photos
Kimono Pics
Wind Sock on the Runway
Believe in me, Suck my blood And be a vampyre
Carrie's on her way to the hospital
Ceiling Details

Carol and I dressed up as nuns
Slutty French Maid, Astronaut
Copy of me looking like a freak
Some dude who fell down
Another cute butt
Me as a Elf

one pair of shoes which are made of beef's skin
i think  my legs won't allow me to be a worker
think think think

me ashley and matt
fuck you
don't take the picture
this is boring!
go away!!
your stupid
smile pretty matt
smashed crabs
us lookn smashed
thats the way

wakey wakey
true snow comes
This is me
Tener un gato

Scary Ghost Stories I Didnt Make Up

I'm sure everyone's seen the movie of the monkey that sits
in a zoo, on a branch. Then touches his ass, smells it, and falls down / faints!
But what I really want to see is number 5's movie!
That is so awesome.

Damien Rice, Cannonball Still a little bit of your taste in my mouth

One night I was going to bed and my mom died. I said a prayer and then
I said,"Jesus when I lay down, I am Fiction, Page 1, Ghost Stories, Ghosts,
Ghost Books, Invisible Ink. You scared us half to death --
we thought you were a ghost!
He is a ghost, he's turning whiter
blue-eyed Nordic devil trying to steal Christmas from Santa Claus
they've been so good that Jesus feels embarrassed

Jesus was an upper middle-class white guy with brown hair, blue eyes and a golden tan
who waves an American flag and supports pre-emptive strikes in the name of democracy
Daddy swiped our last clean sheet and joined the Ku Klux Klan
it would be nice to have more pics of him and find out what he’s done and what we can look for
it would be nice to have the image of a japanese school girl with her skirt raised
while a naughty spanking is delivered by her teacher

teary-eyed burning of the white slip-ons
Hitler Youth Leader, KKK Scouts, Aryan Cheerleader Squad Best Qualities
David Duke, Jesus when the shit hits the fan
if Jesus could turn water to wine, surely he could turn jelly bracelets and pleather to cold steel

It would be nice to have a big part but I don't HAVE to to be happy
then Superman using the knowlege of his beliefs says "Don't worry Jesus will find you"

Jesus dined with all kinds of different people good and bad
milky white skin and baby blue eyes
bearing round pantoglottism about the mascado of a ghost-glow choise
anyone willing to believe in him and that he came in the form of Jesus to save us from our sins
Easter bunny: no i did for like soo long though
and again did not manage to puke up the hurt

being a spy is like a silent ghost that creates suspicion among everyone
Ghost is a romance movie, you would think its a horror film but its not
It has Whoopie Goldberg in it she plays a psychic who can hear, but not see ghosts/spirits
it's about a couple, one is murdered by their best friend who is in the gang
The boyfriend tries to save his girlfriend/fiance from the best friend with help from the psychic
(who can now contact spirits) his girl is safe and he can move on towards heaven
It's a sad movie, but also happy, a very, very romantic movie and my Favorite!

scary ghost child kills convict #2 with mysterious ghostly powers
chokes on guitar nerd boyfriend: erm

I almost peed my pants

Hum da dee da da da dum da do. Ahhh a smurf of beauty is a joy forever. Oh hi. Have some sarsaparilla leaf. Say didn't you love smurfin with papa smurf at the smurf yester-smurf. Well we'd better smurf back to the village. Places everybody places. Oh boy it's time to celebrate the smurfs' smurf. You there smurf where are you going. Get back in line the celebration is about to start. Alright smurfs hit it. Hold it. You were snorting instead of smurfing. Hee hee huh huh hee ha ha. You'd better go elsewhere snorty smurf until you learn to stop causing trouble. Soup's on come and get it.

Boy I'm starvin
Sure am hungry
I hate hungry
Oh what it a hup ho

Eat hearty smurfs. Aren’t you having any snorty. Sure yeah never better. Frankly snorty smurf we're worried about you. You're so jittery. And you're not eating. Now open wide. Snorty smurf I got a surprise for ya. E-haw hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck. My dear little smurfs this is indeed a grand occasion. It's thanks to your hard smurf we were able to smurf this smurf of art. Which will help us smurf to the other side. And now the moment you've all been waiting for. Wub a yah yay yah yah yah yah yay yah yah.

La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la

Hey snorty what're ya doin over there come on. Oh no no oh go gosh no oh noh. I'll save ya snorty. Grab a hold of this rope hefty. All right smurfs pull pull pull. Ughn ughn ughn. Are you alright. Smurf it easy. Yeah I oh yah hey ah oh. Hmm what could have possibly caused the bridge to collapse. Hmm. Smurfs I have some shocking news. Today's accident on the bridge was no accident. Wuh-huuuh. There is a smurf among us. A smurf. Who could possibly smurf such a thing. Yeah wudda um yah wha wood. Yeeeikes oof huh gosh. Somebody lost their tail. Uh oh whew duh wuhdn't me. Oh papa smurf. Is this your tail. Tail. Name of a smurf. The smurf among us is a fake smurf. Turn around. Ouch why'd you pinch me. To see if your tail was real. A fake smurf would not have yelled. Now quickly call the others. Snorty come quick. Papa smurf has something important to tell us. Smurfs there is an impostor among us. A fake smurf with a fake tail.

Is your tail real
Are you the fake smurf
Oh wa oh wha ooh aah ya bray ya

Hey snorty turn around. Hey stop it's the fake smurf. Na ma nam a nam a nam a num. Hey come out. Open up. Come on. Na ma nam a nam a nam a num. You in there who are you. Hurry we must break the door down. Huh. We're too late. No it's you who are small. Quick smurf her before she gets away. No. Oh gee maybe we should ah. Uh yeah maybe we shouldn't. All right hogatha this is the end of the line. Never cross this line again you trouble-making witch. Now be gone. And may your shrunken size be a lesson to you to mend your evil ways.