Looking nice and right as opposed to freakish deformities
a big head or deformity lifting a huge hunted game, moving a rock, etc.
If we evolved, then when we die we just go back into the earth
But to just say we evolved from monkeys
Here are the skeletons to prove it
fails to answer questions like "Where do monkeys come from?" 

Head boy 1 makes with the information
takes big baby from the President's arms
a horrifying mutant combination of ball and boy
spewing freedom into Norman Rockwell's Juicyfruit
Xmas-Eve-Post-Kissing Santa Hangdog Beef

Ordinary folks are the sinews of our land
One day they evolve and eat us humans
then we evolve into animals, die,
then insects, die and then bacteria
and die and then we are just spirit

Somewhere, Jesus is shaking his head in dismay
why he got stuck with all the jokers on his team

Rejoice in finding your peter alliss air power golf clubs.
The right peter alliss air power golf clubs for you is just a point and click away.
All you have to do is look for peter alliss air power golf clubs and presto!
peter alliss air power golf clubs popped right out in front of me.

A Series of Haikus to my idiot body:
1. Fist-sized muscle, You're going to break my ribs
2. Slack periods of specialized employment like poetry writing do not count
3. The ridiculous number of 'tards on the internet who keep drawing shitty furries,
Creating horrible works of yiff rape, writing pointless and boring furry fanfics and
doing furry cosplay, then INJECTING it into my internet, have FORCED me to write this.
It was always faeries, winged genitals, dream sequences involving natural psychic
ability to be missing one eyeball, jiggles under the carpet remnant he was using
for ventral fur. I've spent way 2 much on alcohol this weekend and I blame it all on Wayne.

4. Wearing my Haiku tanktop.

5. Homeless; rain-covered moon.

6. Someone in the dream was singing let me see your pussy.

The Almighty-God-of-Foreign-Socks
Kittens have now taken up residence in the bottom drawer of my dresser
Now Sigourney Weaver is a badass she totally wasted the xenomorphs, too bad alien3 sucked, well not really it ruled because people died, i love violence, i contributed to piracy today
Some people say that the French made it, no f-ing way, the French are retarded, they might as well scrog dolphins, yeah they suck, my great grandpa said so and he was in as he said "the big one" aka WWII the most badass war ever,
he was an engineer or some shit, i bet he kicks a lot of ass
Superman might think this is perfectly normal behavior for humans
don't stoop to anthropomorphism with ours
drooling, hairy, clumsy, uncooth beasts
gypsy-skirted, chunky-belted, large-beaded clones
will treat us like their subjugated beeves to herd us into some dark abbatoir
Digits Little finger, ring finger, thumb and pointer, Bendable, flexible, three point jointer
Middle finger, middle man sticking straight up Shouting out without sound who's the frigg'n schlup
Honestly, sometimes I'd rather hang out with You Assholes
Donkey of fate ambles toward a meaty destiny
I know it's spam, I'm pretty sure it is

Timeless, my eyes crawled towards you Destiny’s malformation
Stand-Up Doll Cake Pan Wonder Mold Kit Review
He came up to my door once for one of them Chocolate drive things,
After that he played his guitar and sang to me, which was really sweet
but at the same time I was thinking like, okay, PUKE
Only you could do them things that got me comin' back Gotta be the realest
replacing them with heck, frick, dern and things
a globule of green spat froth in giant furball
one of them gets the meat and legs off, sharpish
couch battle and wax spilt all over the carpet
OMG WHO THROWS A SHOE??? HONESTLY!!

I think Im getting bored with Pete... except when we make out

If there is cake, I'll probably show up to wish her well

Here are some of the things that brought me joy today: • Peaches • Silence • Homemade ice cream • Nurses • My parents • Prayer • Birthday cards • Cooking men • Family • Time for reflection • Hummus and pitas • Communion • Eye contact • Flowers • Hugs • Friends that love me • The Church • Rice

This one's an unedited found poem - naturally occurring bathos

What's your favourite band? Iron Butterfly or ABBA
All the ding-dong day i have wasted on the interior
prosthetic synthesis with butterfly sealed up
liberator pillows toss pillows stereo speaker pillow blocks butterfly
pillows bean bag pillows free butterfly cross stitch pattern lamb's ears and
butterfly bush on steroids
just flexing their social butterfly/used car salesman
Submariner: Yes indeed I fucking hate stupid people! Wanna know why????
Because they are fucking STUPID! Like, why hasn't nature
taken its toll and killed them off by now? Honestly. ARGH!!!!!
this psycho person who keeps calling my house "natural"
to deal with the 'street' version of Butterfly Jones:
I Am A Cheeseburger, true nature of fine art
that have confined you and with no exclamation, your eyes are enticed to pursue
Bring out the pom-pom girls, set off fireworks, stun the zombies, let's get retarded
OoOoOo Miss Butterfly
That is so awesome!!!!

That has to be an awesome moment that many of you
have already experienced no matter what size you
Its so awesome the stuff that people did in the past, stuff they got away with was so awesome, like drive a cracked up plane down a dirt road, or live on their own at 17,
or live in France for the war
There were some professions of faith, which was awesome.
Most of us are aware of the existence of endorphins,
those happy hormones that make us feel good.
In 3 words: pizza hut awesome!
Awesome summer. I just need help with gas money
I too am proud to be awesome
She screams so loud it scared the fuck out of us
We're waiting for the butterfly crew, their shrink
overtakes me with a butterfly net around my head
I try to scream but my jaw can't move in the cage
My use of "expansion" is based on Donne's incredibly famous poem "Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" = "take on me" none Abba "waterloo" phil glanville AC/DC weapon Orbital mind control lasers Giant tumble dryer Army of mind zombies The entire Abba Butterfly Cofferlait Blade Test Don Iguana finds the butterfly table tennis paddle to be a dickens of a blade
As virtuous men pass mildly away
And whisper to their souls to go
like, zombies scare you? More than death itself. ZOMBIES!?! HOLY FREAKING CRAP!
They inject themselves with this spiritual embalming fluid
valediction forbidding zombies, butterfly bushes that were blooming and attacking huge old butterflies in the general awesomeness of a great faith, nature and endorphins,
zombie safety puppet show

Cheerleader death has local impact suddenly KER-BLAM everyone updates...
x.x 1. Go here. 2. Pass it on. blam, blam, blam that’s poetry shot out for you
then blam, OMG the suckiness "BLAM! BOOM!!!" after every mention of a bomb,
just to make sure we understood that they were BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
BLAM! BLAM! This is followed by a bunch of crashing sounds
I turned around and saw him checkin his nose out
"Wait. There's something in your eye... MY PENIS!" BLAM
but that didn't meant I expected those horns to blam around my dome all day and
blam me for things that andrew does, what he does, i'll let you on in a secret,
he has his own brain, I creep toward my prospect,
I sniff and then – blam! aye am the hunchback of notre dame RAHH