Looking nice and right as opposed to freakish deformities
a big head or deformity lifting a huge hunted game, moving a rock, etc.
If we evolved, then when we die we just go back into the earth
But to just say we evolved from monkeys
Here are the skeletons to prove it
fails to answer questions like "Where do monkeys come from?" 

Head boy 1 makes with the information
takes big baby from the President's arms
a horrifying mutant combination of ball and boy
spewing freedom into Norman Rockwell's Juicyfruit
Xmas-Eve-Post-Kissing Santa Hangdog Beef

Ordinary folks are the sinews of our land
One day they evolve and eat us humans
then we evolve into animals, die,
then insects, die and then bacteria
and die and then we are just spirit

Somewhere, Jesus is shaking his head in dismay
why he got stuck with all the jokers on his team