A Series of Haikus to my idiot body:
1. Fist-sized muscle, You're going to break my ribs
2. Slack periods of specialized employment like poetry writing do not count
3. The ridiculous number of 'tards on the internet who keep drawing shitty furries,
Creating horrible works of yiff rape, writing pointless and boring furry fanfics and
doing furry cosplay, then INJECTING it into my internet, have FORCED me to write this.
It was always faeries, winged genitals, dream sequences involving natural psychic
ability to be missing one eyeball, jiggles under the carpet remnant he was using
for ventral fur. I've spent way 2 much on alcohol this weekend and I blame it all on Wayne.

4. Wearing my Haiku tanktop.

5. Homeless; rain-covered moon.

6. Someone in the dream was singing let me see your pussy.