A Panda That Has Been Highly Trained In The Martial Arts (cont.)

A slightly ... erm ... rotund panda who dreams of becoming a kung fu expert like one of the legendary Furious Five, led by red panda Master Shifu. A lazy panda has to prove his worth as an improbable kung fu fighter whilst learning to accept who he is--and show the Furious Five the importance of tolerance. A panda whose dreams become reality when he joins the world of Kung Fu and studies alongside his idols, the legendary Furious Five. A panda who puts his heart--and his girth--into the task. A lazy panda (voiced by Jack Black) who discovers his destiny as the "chosen one" and trains to become a kung fu hero. Hurray for panda! A panda who literally falls into the role of "chosen one." A panda who, against all odds, is chosen to be the fabled Dragon Warrior, despite the fact that he knows nothing about martial arts except what he has read in pulp serials. A panda whose “get-fit & save-the-day" boot camp story wobbles short of the mark. A panda who is out of shape and untrained, and his only real asset is his unshakable hopefulness and charm. A panda who was training with dumplings. A panda who uses his extra body-surface-area to effectively vanquish his foe. A panda who did the job very well. A panda who I found a little aggressive for a small child. A panda who commits acts of horrible violence in this disturbing not-for-kids movie. A panda who belly-slams Wall-E and one of Wall-E's eye-lenses pops loose. A panda who, to my mind represents cartoon violence. A secular panda whose story reflects biblical truth. A panda who surprised everyone, including himself, on what he could achieve if he set his mind to it. A panda who teaches kids they can excel to whatever their will takes them if they learn discipline, sacrifice, compassion, patience, toil and respect. A panda who engages in some traditional spiritually enlightening self-discovery. A panda who gives the message regarding inner strength and belief in oneself, and action. A cartoon panda who is essentially Chris Farley in Beverly Hills Ninja. A panda who resembles Luke having to learn the ways of the Force to defeat Darth Wader. A fighting panda bear based on Jack Black. A panda who is obviously based "largely" (no pun intended) on Jack Black's actual character. A panda who, unfortunately does not give Jack Black any room to do his thing in this movie. A panda who tells us God has chosen me and you (Isaiah 43:1) He has chosen us to be his great warriors; to "bind up the broken hearted, to proclaim liberty to the captives, and freedom to prisoners, to proclaim the favorable year of the Lord and the day of vengeance of our God." A panda with hilariously quivering "Scrat Eyes." A panda whose fur is as realistic as it would be in a non-animated movie. A panda whose father is inexplicably--a goose. A panda who helps his father at a noodle restaurant but his dream is to become a Kung Fu Master. A clumsy, overweight panda who dreams of becoming a kung fu master like China's revered "furious five," but instead seems destined to follow in the footsteps of his father and grandfather in the restaurant business. A rotund restaurant worker panda whom the village elders improbably designate as the warrior chosen to defend their homes against the prophesied return of a fearsome fighter. A panda who works in his family’s noodle shop while daydreaming about becoming a Kung Fu master. A giant panda who dreams of being the most "awesomely awesome" Kung-Fu master that ever walked the planet. A panda who dreams of kung fu madness but who works in his father's (who happens to be a goose--classic) noodle shop. A panda who I expected to execute some winning maneuver culled from his background balancing hot dishes of noodles, serving noodles every day in his father's noodle shop--but that never happens. A clumsy, hungry panda who can't stop eating or goofing around long enough to complete his training. A panda whose fighting techniques are strictly ad hoc. A panda who's not the most likely candidate for Dragon Warrior. A lazy, irreverent slacker panda who is the biggest fan of Kung Fu around. A panda who is a sweet character audiences will instantly take to. A panda who is both cuddly and funny--what more could you want (well that suits me in a man, so I'm sold)?! An indolent cartoon panda. An appealing schnook of a panda. A beloved Kung Fu-practicing panda. A panda who was "pleasant," "agreeable," "warm," etc. A fat panda who you get to see kicking some butt. A fat Panda who kicks butt and earns my respect and he will yours too. A panda hero. A panda who wins support through the sheer force of his likeable personality (and his secret noodle soup). A the Panda Bear who keeps on fighting no matter what the others think of him. A panda who is a flawed character, one that a lot of people can relate to because he dreams, he's funny, and he can laugh at himself. A furry, funny and cute big panda. A chubby panda. A self-deprecating, pudgy panda. A panda who shows chubby kids they may not be the ideal, but they're certainly no damaged goods. A panda whose power is an admixture of sloth and gluttony. A panda who's a great role model for kids who are not slim and athletic. A panda who is geared to please the fattest, laziest youth to have ever lived on earth. But by the accident, he became a panda that will rescue the world.