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Z: Does "Captain Infinity" sound corny to you?
B: It reminds me of Capt. Planet. But it's better than Capt. Crunch.
Z: But better like Captain America, not lame like Captain Charisma.
B: Capt. Charisma has the NWA title. What does Capt. America have?
Z: He has peak human strength, speed, & agility. Also he is a strategist.
B: So basically, he PWNS Christian?
Z: Yes he p-words Christian.
B: Haha you say it like it's a dirty word. "Pwn me all night long!"