His Entire Right Arm Bruised Haiku:

1.

Sometime I’ll go like this
and cut the air between us
with an imagined saw

breaking the open container
law in his car


2.

It was like a mountain, and it was like attached at the stem it was so random

this give-me-a-napkin-to-set-my-napkin-on life time

Swan, swan, why you not fall? Happiness then falls to this pond

all i got was bruised from the needle


3.

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie

Son of Haiku:

1. Boogie Woogie Elmo and the junkyard future

2. Not a mountain, eventually I'll fall apart

3. waking you up to close the bar,
vacuum the tiny leaf bits off the grass

4. Monday can suck it

I Was Born an Orphan Named Dexter Methorphan

Lots of music keeps the soul pleasantly occupied, American Baby
But its gonna be so shit having to put that uniform on again
Once again I cannot get into the bathroom, due to the fact
my fucking mother is running late for work
Which is bullshit

Wide lawns, easy lives sweep down the hills
form a circle around the towering Christmas tree
Where stockings amount to a giant squid
mimic xmas small hands for small wages
This gorgeous pop-up book feast for the eyes
in mirth sinister recompense labors
what center of what wonder

A) a lampshade
B) refined lambs wool
C) every bauble and doodad I had
dragged off a shelf in December

Resident Evil Is Mesmerizing
Put me in uniform now and I'll be dead in a /week/

2.

hi and how are you, hope you are fine and in good condition of health.
Writing you after going through your profile and i like it, if you don't mind
i wld like to know you better, though i came online to look for a good looking woman
that will love me, care for me and also will want to know and understand me,
because I am an orphan.