A Panda That Has Been Highly Trained In The Martial Arts (cont.)

Fat that shocks the universe, sirloin that stuns the martial arts world
-Translation from the movie poster for "Wong Fei Hong vs Kung Fu Panda," a Chinese bootleg sequel to Kung Fu Panda which may or may not exist

I've only seen paintings of this painting!
- Po

A panda who is big and a little clumsy but is the biggest fan of Kung Fu around. A fat panda who dreams of martial arts glory. A panda who's a trained martial artist bear in an environment where the typical citizen is a rabbit. A bumbling Chinese panda named Po. A giant panda with little or no hope of ever becoming a great martial artist. A panda who awakes to dreams of kung-fu awesomeness. A magical young panda that Jack Black does the voice of. A panda who's innocent and has a dream of becoming a kung fu master. A panda who kicks the crap out of other cute furry animals. A panda who kills the tiger/leopard/monster thing. A Chinese cuddly mammal who is fuelled to kill. A panda who is basically an Eastern "Shrek." A fat, lazy fanboy panda working in a noodle shop. A tubby lazy fanboy panda that Jack Black’s been playing all along, except not quite so hairy. A big fat panda named Po who works with his dad in a noodle restaurant and spends his days dreaming of being a kung fu warrior. A panda whose father is a stork of some kind? A panda with unlikely martial arts aspirations. A panda who is so unsure of himself and a klutz in the beginning that he wouldn’t have been allowed in modern Chinese cinema. A panda whose eyes were green, and in Chinese the color green is considered evil. A panda who is an endangered animal used for martial arts. A humble noodle-selling panda. An underachieving, overeating balloon of fur panda. A panda who's full of Asian stereotypes. A panda who is inexperienced yet filled with good intentions. A panda who lives a humdrum existence in The Valley of Peace, unaware of his father's true identity and forced to contend with menial tasks--basically Luke Skywalker. A panda who does the belly bump and thats nothing dirty. A panda who's a kung fu fanboy but he is beaten by a training dummy. A panda who is too busy slinging noodles to learn kung fu. A panda who is too awestruck (and stupid, truth be told) to quit. A panda who just needs to believe in himself. A panda who helped me with my goal setting. A slacker panda who dreams of being a kung fu master. A fun-loving, introspective and rotund panda bear named Po. A panda who beat Wall-E's ass anytime. A panda whose teeth got knocked out by a kiddie punching bag, which we never see missing later. A roly-poly panda who became the Dragon Warrior at the end. A panda who displays impressive agility when he is motivated by food. A panda whose father wants him to go into the noodle shop business but who instead dreams of his martial arts idols. A panda who discovers his destiny as the "chosen one" and trains to become a kung fu hero. A clumsy, lazy panda in China who learns the ancient Chinese martial art/culture of Kung Fu. A panda who's all Buddha'd up and chubby but kicks real high. A panda whose real father it turns out is Tai Lung! A panda that said nothing for his mouth was full. A panda who is is the sort of character you'd expect to be played by Jack Black. A panda who is the son of a noodle maker who tells him that it is his destiny to become a great noodle maker. A big, tubby panda named Po who works in a noodle restaurant owned by his father (which is a goose by the way). An overweight and clumsy panda who works in his father's (who is a goose, by the way) noodle shop but dreams of being a kung fu master. A clumsy but enthusiastic panda bear with Kung Fu stars in his eyes which interferes with his job at the family noodle shop. A young panda entering the last stages of his childhood, where he is beginning to wonder if taking over the tiny noodle shop run by his father Mr. Ping, a stork, is really that future intended for him. A young giant panda and kung fu fanatic who works in his goose father's noodle restaurant. A bumbling panda living in the Valley of Peace, running a local noodle shop with his goose father, Mr. Ping. A heavy-set panda who works in a noodle shop with his dad... a gander. An overweight panda who is the cute son of a noodle maker. A panda who learned kung fu through food techniques. A panda who is fascinated with kung fu, and how that changes his life. A panda who likes his bodacity (as well as his awesomeness). A panda who pwns me. A panda who is resolutely chasing his dream of becoming the Dragon Warrior, while at the same time becoming hopelessly tongue-tied and star-struck just by being in the presence of his competitors. A panda that is so fat that he has trouble getting out of bed in the morning. A fat, lazy, but lovable panda who was chosen to be some more-than-animal warrior that he obviously wasn’t. An endangered animal getting kicked in the face. A sweet, but clumsy panda who has dreams of fighting with the legendary Furious Five and protecting the city against all threats. A lazy, irreverent slacker panda who must somehow become a kung fu master in order to save the Valley of Peace from a villainous snow leopard. A panda who dreams of being more then he is. A panda who unwittingly becomes the chosen one when enemies threaten his people's way of life. An overweight good-for-nothing panda who spends his days dreaming of escape, without wanting to do any of the work that would elevate him from the mundane. A panda with a willpower problem, eating disorders and tendency to run from danger. A panda who is unable to learn without external reward. A panda who is so "weak" as to show sympathy for the evil snow leopard Tai Lung. A very un-funny panda. A panda who becomes the true dragon warrior and is able to defeat the evil Tai Lung, thus saving the village and world from his terror. A panda who goes on to fight against the odds to become the ultimate "The Dragon Warrior" the extreme superior kung fu fighter. A big, fat panda. A panda who does kung fu!