The Pamphlet, Verbatim

If you are a healthcare professional, the Army also has a lot to offer,
with challenging careers for physicians, nurses and other professionals.

I was in the zone, that space where the distance
between my mind and skull was growing ever wider,
where I didn’t necessarily see what my eyes pointed at:

Go Shopping

No way, the thought screamed out inside my skull
there going out of my skull to lumpen with boredom
whose crown of ice grows right out of the skull again
to grow flaccid, grow hard and lumpen once again
skull aches, that seem to encompass your entire skull

This is not what you want your skull to look like
a Realistic Plastic Skull Head Only $14.95
& made of realistic bone-like hard durable plastic skull
I love Mozart, but his skull is giving me a headache
all that soothing down the shoppers' palpitations a serene
uplift of wallet mysteries. What do your special friends friends
want to make the holidays special with their friends friends?
Life is the same everywhere and everyone has values
all the same inside the same numb skull

Now on xmas eve
the light in its mysterious white box flickered inside her skull
A few inches below his bare and subsequently domed skull
new free presents they recline like tissue-paper dreams
in cardboard skulls:

Dear Santa, I keep asking you for a pony, wtf?
While Father Xmas nursing in a bright hingeless top skull
replies with "Woe to you oh Earth and Sea
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time etcetera
Frolicking I reign down on you
with totally leather armed devils
the light of Lucifer shining like icicles
and swift-cutting horsemen 666"
as an army of thundering ponies crack like harvest in the dust at his back
and two flame-spurting choppers with flames coming out come out

Real Music Ringtones

Crazy frog ringtone
from earliest manhood to the grave
falsifying through the underbrush
the strangling numbers of rationalisers
to discommode his meat without either
wearing out his Real Music Ringtones or
Real Music Ringtones spiritualized to wage the War out

Jingle Bells: Ringtones Galore and science are confined to no shovelful
The crazy frog ringtone as here mastered, lifting, liberalising, etc.,
without influencing the voice or tone, without sheep-raising the connoisseurs to dress-parade
The crazy frog ringtone system is sometimes advocated for rubbish heaps
pouring over the free real music ringtone brown-shot melancholy stuff
every gift only sterilizing to itemize the them
unhorsing their spat-forth demands and special offers

The bandage should be run on from the coronet downwards
It is full of disheveled-looking priapuses and free nextel ringtone i730
Jesus outspeeding solicits them in relation to their children
and concerning the Pope, the discipline of the Ringtones
download ringtones cell phone ringtones real ringtones!
and the fish-lines of the Christian wavewise net:
Upon his mosquito-netting release the alltel polyphonic ringtone
Real free ringtone Scriptures to assume a complete supervison
over-shadowing the Waistless and gospeled jack-straws

A godness of alltel polyphonic ringtone convent-shed his tunic in the back
without scratching his tush, and at the same detestable design'd thrown out
a dish of sand inside his State-aided producers' anti-unionists,
he declared old-style incompatible with life, a rush
inscribed between the unsubscribed impressed miasma,
Transgression Blanc, and the cooperative burgesses
advocated by the anarchist Prudhomme

To one or another of these alltel polyphonic ringtone
every human being may safely be sort homesteaded

I, who have becrusted most with statute-making supper-dishes,
am dessert-spoonful already storm-crushed while I live.

The Latest Photos Added To The Dixie Gallery haha

immagine1
free horse photos
Kimono Pics
Wind Sock on the Runway
Believe in me, Suck my blood And be a vampyre
Carrie's on her way to the hospital
Ceiling Details

Carol and I dressed up as nuns
Slutty French Maid, Astronaut
Copy of me looking like a freak
Some dude who fell down
Another cute butt
Me as a Elf

one pair of shoes which are made of beef's skin
i think  my legs won't allow me to be a worker
think think think

me ashley and matt
fuck you
don't take the picture
this is boring!
go away!!
your stupid
smile pretty matt
smashed crabs
us lookn smashed
thats the way

wakey wakey
true snow comes
This is me
Tener un gato

Scary Ghost Stories I Didnt Make Up

I'm sure everyone's seen the movie of the monkey that sits
in a zoo, on a branch. Then touches his ass, smells it, and falls down / faints!
But what I really want to see is number 5's movie!
That is so awesome.

Damien Rice, Cannonball Still a little bit of your taste in my mouth

One night I was going to bed and my mom died. I said a prayer and then
I said,"Jesus when I lay down, I am Fiction, Page 1, Ghost Stories, Ghosts,
Ghost Books, Invisible Ink. You scared us half to death --
we thought you were a ghost!
He is a ghost, he's turning whiter
blue-eyed Nordic devil trying to steal Christmas from Santa Claus
they've been so good that Jesus feels embarrassed

Jesus was an upper middle-class white guy with brown hair, blue eyes and a golden tan
who waves an American flag and supports pre-emptive strikes in the name of democracy
Daddy swiped our last clean sheet and joined the Ku Klux Klan
it would be nice to have more pics of him and find out what he’s done and what we can look for
it would be nice to have the image of a japanese school girl with her skirt raised
while a naughty spanking is delivered by her teacher

teary-eyed burning of the white slip-ons
Hitler Youth Leader, KKK Scouts, Aryan Cheerleader Squad Best Qualities
David Duke, Jesus when the shit hits the fan
if Jesus could turn water to wine, surely he could turn jelly bracelets and pleather to cold steel

It would be nice to have a big part but I don't HAVE to to be happy
then Superman using the knowlege of his beliefs says "Don't worry Jesus will find you"

Jesus dined with all kinds of different people good and bad
milky white skin and baby blue eyes
bearing round pantoglottism about the mascado of a ghost-glow choise
anyone willing to believe in him and that he came in the form of Jesus to save us from our sins
Easter bunny: no i did for like soo long though
and again did not manage to puke up the hurt

being a spy is like a silent ghost that creates suspicion among everyone
Ghost is a romance movie, you would think its a horror film but its not
It has Whoopie Goldberg in it she plays a psychic who can hear, but not see ghosts/spirits
it's about a couple, one is murdered by their best friend who is in the gang
The boyfriend tries to save his girlfriend/fiance from the best friend with help from the psychic
(who can now contact spirits) his girl is safe and he can move on towards heaven
It's a sad movie, but also happy, a very, very romantic movie and my Favorite!

scary ghost child kills convict #2 with mysterious ghostly powers
chokes on guitar nerd boyfriend: erm

I almost peed my pants

Hum da dee da da da dum da do. Ahhh a smurf of beauty is a joy forever. Oh hi. Have some sarsaparilla leaf. Say didn't you love smurfin with papa smurf at the smurf yester-smurf. Well we'd better smurf back to the village. Places everybody places. Oh boy it's time to celebrate the smurfs' smurf. You there smurf where are you going. Get back in line the celebration is about to start. Alright smurfs hit it. Hold it. You were snorting instead of smurfing. Hee hee huh huh hee ha ha. You'd better go elsewhere snorty smurf until you learn to stop causing trouble. Soup's on come and get it.

Boy I'm starvin
Sure am hungry
I hate hungry
Oh what it a hup ho

Eat hearty smurfs. Aren’t you having any snorty. Sure yeah never better. Frankly snorty smurf we're worried about you. You're so jittery. And you're not eating. Now open wide. Snorty smurf I got a surprise for ya. E-haw hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck. My dear little smurfs this is indeed a grand occasion. It's thanks to your hard smurf we were able to smurf this smurf of art. Which will help us smurf to the other side. And now the moment you've all been waiting for. Wub a yah yay yah yah yah yah yay yah yah.

La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la

Hey snorty what're ya doin over there come on. Oh no no oh go gosh no oh noh. I'll save ya snorty. Grab a hold of this rope hefty. All right smurfs pull pull pull. Ughn ughn ughn. Are you alright. Smurf it easy. Yeah I oh yah hey ah oh. Hmm what could have possibly caused the bridge to collapse. Hmm. Smurfs I have some shocking news. Today's accident on the bridge was no accident. Wuh-huuuh. There is a smurf among us. A smurf. Who could possibly smurf such a thing. Yeah wudda um yah wha wood. Yeeeikes oof huh gosh. Somebody lost their tail. Uh oh whew duh wuhdn't me. Oh papa smurf. Is this your tail. Tail. Name of a smurf. The smurf among us is a fake smurf. Turn around. Ouch why'd you pinch me. To see if your tail was real. A fake smurf would not have yelled. Now quickly call the others. Snorty come quick. Papa smurf has something important to tell us. Smurfs there is an impostor among us. A fake smurf with a fake tail.

Is your tail real
Are you the fake smurf
Oh wa oh wha ooh aah ya bray ya

Hey snorty turn around. Hey stop it's the fake smurf. Na ma nam a nam a nam a num. Hey come out. Open up. Come on. Na ma nam a nam a nam a num. You in there who are you. Hurry we must break the door down. Huh. We're too late. No it's you who are small. Quick smurf her before she gets away. No. Oh gee maybe we should ah. Uh yeah maybe we shouldn't. All right hogatha this is the end of the line. Never cross this line again you trouble-making witch. Now be gone. And may your shrunken size be a lesson to you to mend your evil ways.

His Entire Right Arm Bruised Haiku:

1.

Sometime I’ll go like this
and cut the air between us
with an imagined saw

breaking the open container
law in his car


2.

It was like a mountain, and it was like attached at the stem it was so random

this give-me-a-napkin-to-set-my-napkin-on life time

Swan, swan, why you not fall? Happiness then falls to this pond

all i got was bruised from the needle


3.

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie

Son of Haiku:

1. Boogie Woogie Elmo and the junkyard future

2. Not a mountain, eventually I'll fall apart

3. waking you up to close the bar,
vacuum the tiny leaf bits off the grass

4. Monday can suck it

I Was Born an Orphan Named Dexter Methorphan

Lots of music keeps the soul pleasantly occupied, American Baby
But its gonna be so shit having to put that uniform on again
Once again I cannot get into the bathroom, due to the fact
my fucking mother is running late for work
Which is bullshit

Wide lawns, easy lives sweep down the hills
form a circle around the towering Christmas tree
Where stockings amount to a giant squid
mimic xmas small hands for small wages
This gorgeous pop-up book feast for the eyes
in mirth sinister recompense labors
what center of what wonder

A) a lampshade
B) refined lambs wool
C) every bauble and doodad I had
dragged off a shelf in December

Resident Evil Is Mesmerizing
Put me in uniform now and I'll be dead in a /week/

2.

hi and how are you, hope you are fine and in good condition of health.
Writing you after going through your profile and i like it, if you don't mind
i wld like to know you better, though i came online to look for a good looking woman
that will love me, care for me and also will want to know and understand me,
because I am an orphan.

Flock Test

People will flock to you
to be individuals rather than sheep following the flock
More flock Extensions
people will soon flock and flock around the Universe in their millions
Angels flock as great birds in eternal flight
and will not spare the flock
So there will be one flock, one Shepherd
rampant like a psychotic flock of pigeons
On the other hand, people flock to technology
Employers flock towards background checks
a flock of businessmen come through the door
so many flock to Space each Summer

People will flock to Denver to use marijuana
'flock' has become my soundtrack since it was released
A flock of birds attacks the residence of a small town
Drawn by the stench, a flock of sea gulls
America's giant flock of shrieking pundits
Flock has come to my attention and it makes my palms moist
Marines released a flock of white doves
Flock without any limbs just the torso

What a nice flock of sheep we've all become
an immaculate member of a flock of sheep
you tend to stay together in a flock and graze on grassy land
At least you've still got a flock of sycophants surrounding you
remember that we are servants to the flock
That we are called to be a Shepherd, to gently keep the flock together
to separate the breeding ewes from the rest of the flock
a breathtaking flock of sexy young stallions
My flock will continue to grow
My lamb was not meant for your flock

These crapsters flock together

Short Poem from Matthias re Norman Rockwell

the black leather
boots the beefy trooper
rests at the soda jerk's counter
go all the way up
to his knees, his
knees if you please
him, they go all the way
up to his knees

Norman Rockwell Porn

1. skinny legs but that's ok
2. a blond boy with a buzz-cut Sitting next to a girl with green eyes and freckles
3. ponytailed girl of maybe five or six, with the happiest and most cherubic face, getting her ears pierced for the first time
4. a piece of fresh-baked apple pie
5. rayon of mother’s culottes
6. Mrs. Santa
7. Out Fishin'
8. signing a flushed young couple up
9. Coming home to hot chocolate
10. the farmer and his daughter waiting for us on a tree stump
11. three inches of his ass crack!
12. a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself

Everyone likes delicious food, because that will make them happy.
Then how about being a person. What kind of person can be yummy?
The milky baby. Usually the sender is peachesncream...
there is peachesncream11, peachesncream22, peachesncream33
and so on, peaches and cream 100, 4 beers 400
beef stir fry -- mexican 400 fried ice cream
400 snow like skin 1955 2 eggs in a tortilla wrap 210
rain 55 yogurt 90 chicken salad Cardio Intense
Fat Blaster cheesestick spurt and tender
Guacamole Bad Talking about my Car Spam Eminem
Big Salesman Handlebar Fanatic Moustache Rides

Thanks for posting your nekkid fursona pics in my previous post
They had me on the floor!

Not Haiku Etc.:

7. A young child running from a dragon, intense
Until he falls, what a failure!

8. tacos taste good with deer meat

9. purplish, forked, upstanding, twiggy stuff

10. headband of fuzzy apathy

11. Be insulting snakes, grass, and the sun that gives life to both of them

12. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are really mutant freaks with no eyes

13. For someone who's so anal, you sure don't like to take it up the ass!

Catullus 51: Ave Atque Vale
anagrammatic translation

Teamsters Strangest Passenger Paulette Template's Octavo Caveat
Disharmonizes Seadrome Isomers, Frater Refried, Iran a Sand Atari
Remotest Strom Proust Stutter Poems Midstream Endorsement
Taunted Antietam Quarreller Moulin Queer Liquor Oilcan Renoir.
Urinated Quarantine Midafternoon Hit Teeth Baptists Statism Psalm,
Heat Miser Redeeming Apartheid,
Nineteenth Rentacenter, Putrescine Temperence Operations
Titus Andronicus Urns Ruins Instrument Tented Detainee,
Plutocrat Cattlemen Fattener Anal Film,
Aqua Velveeta Frater Laves a Velvet Eel

50 Romantic things to do with your Boy/Girl Friend

1. Pegged someone in the head with a snowball and they never knew it was you
2. Nothing i dont think possibly capt americas
3. i dreamed this morning that i gave Isaac Hanson a handjob
4. at the speed of drain water
5. It's definitely romantic to be a Cubs fan
6. cuddling on a plastic-covered couch that keeps squeaking everytime you move
7. You Are A Romantic You are more romantic than 80% of the population
8. You love love and love to be loved and you want to let your partner know how much
9. What is love? I am asking my friend in my office here and she says it is indefinable
10. "don't let go" + looking into each other's eyes
11. "let's get romantic" + pulling hair on head
12. How is Ali and your beautiful doggie
13. How can you not love a crazy Siamese cat bent yummy
14. Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and conjures images of the exotic, romantic hero out of a romance
15. You *do* love to kiss, once your comfortable with it And that means knowing the person you're kissing pretty well
16. "A joke of a romantic" or just stuck to my tongue
17. I'm searching for non offensive but never-the-less awesome and romantic songs to play at my wedding. Please donate your love!
18. Celebrity Crushes * Pierce Brosnan * Dennis Leary * Tom Selleck
19. "thats mine" + playing with the ear
20. There, we will laugh, and make glorious love… Together Then we will take each others hand and venture further into the unknown, again… And learn… to love… together… Will you walk with me? Okay
21. we are supposed to get thunderstorms tonight! ooo how romantic.
22. I saw a very handsome man. And I was in his arms! And it was so romantic!
23. Hero with pointy hair and a MYSTERIOUS PAST
24. She's ace, never ever annoyed me, I love her alot
25. Actually I love all my roommates
26. Yes i do, i am one!
27. get sort of giggly and be like an idiot
28. You are a hopeless romantic You dream about whoever all day

29-49:

You are walking to your boy/girlfriend's house. There are two roads to get there. One is a straight path to take you there quickly, but very boring. The other is significantly longer but is full of wonderful sights and interesting things. Which one do you take to get to your significant other's house, short or long?

On the way you see two rose bushes. One is full of red roses, the other full of white. You decide to pick 20 roses for your boy/girlfriend of any one color or two color combination. What number of white and/or red do you pick?

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Red Roses?

You finally get to their house. A family member answers the door. You can have the family member get your boy/girlfriend or go get them yourself?

Later, it's time for bed. You and your boy/girlfriend sleep in separate rooms. In the morning when it's time to wake up, you go into his/her room and check on him/her. When you arrive, do you prefer him/her to be awake or asleep?

50. Now is just not the time in my career to be having any kind of romantic antic tic

Looking nice and right as opposed to freakish deformities
a big head or deformity lifting a huge hunted game, moving a rock, etc.
If we evolved, then when we die we just go back into the earth
But to just say we evolved from monkeys
Here are the skeletons to prove it
fails to answer questions like "Where do monkeys come from?" 

Head boy 1 makes with the information
takes big baby from the President's arms
a horrifying mutant combination of ball and boy
spewing freedom into Norman Rockwell's Juicyfruit
Xmas-Eve-Post-Kissing Santa Hangdog Beef

Ordinary folks are the sinews of our land
One day they evolve and eat us humans
then we evolve into animals, die,
then insects, die and then bacteria
and die and then we are just spirit

Somewhere, Jesus is shaking his head in dismay
why he got stuck with all the jokers on his team

Rejoice in finding your peter alliss air power golf clubs.
The right peter alliss air power golf clubs for you is just a point and click away.
All you have to do is look for peter alliss air power golf clubs and presto!
peter alliss air power golf clubs popped right out in front of me.

A Series of Haikus to my idiot body:
1. Fist-sized muscle, You're going to break my ribs
2. Slack periods of specialized employment like poetry writing do not count
3. The ridiculous number of 'tards on the internet who keep drawing shitty furries,
Creating horrible works of yiff rape, writing pointless and boring furry fanfics and
doing furry cosplay, then INJECTING it into my internet, have FORCED me to write this.
It was always faeries, winged genitals, dream sequences involving natural psychic
ability to be missing one eyeball, jiggles under the carpet remnant he was using
for ventral fur. I've spent way 2 much on alcohol this weekend and I blame it all on Wayne.

4. Wearing my Haiku tanktop.

5. Homeless; rain-covered moon.

6. Someone in the dream was singing let me see your pussy.

The Almighty-God-of-Foreign-Socks
Kittens have now taken up residence in the bottom drawer of my dresser
Now Sigourney Weaver is a badass she totally wasted the xenomorphs, too bad alien3 sucked, well not really it ruled because people died, i love violence, i contributed to piracy today
Some people say that the French made it, no f-ing way, the French are retarded, they might as well scrog dolphins, yeah they suck, my great grandpa said so and he was in as he said "the big one" aka WWII the most badass war ever,
he was an engineer or some shit, i bet he kicks a lot of ass
Superman might think this is perfectly normal behavior for humans
don't stoop to anthropomorphism with ours
drooling, hairy, clumsy, uncooth beasts
gypsy-skirted, chunky-belted, large-beaded clones
will treat us like their subjugated beeves to herd us into some dark abbatoir
Digits Little finger, ring finger, thumb and pointer, Bendable, flexible, three point jointer
Middle finger, middle man sticking straight up Shouting out without sound who's the frigg'n schlup
Honestly, sometimes I'd rather hang out with You Assholes
Donkey of fate ambles toward a meaty destiny
I know it's spam, I'm pretty sure it is