Flock Test
People will flock to you
to be individuals rather than sheep following the flock
More flock Extensions
people will soon flock and flock around the Universe in their millions
Angels flock as great birds in eternal flight
and will not spare the flock
So there will be one flock, one Shepherd
rampant like a psychotic flock of pigeons
On the other hand, people flock to technology
Employers flock towards background checks
a flock of businessmen come through the door
so many flock to Space each Summer
People will flock to Denver to use marijuana
'flock' has become my soundtrack since it was released
A flock of birds attacks the residence of a small town
Drawn by the stench, a flock of sea gulls
America's giant flock of shrieking pundits
Flock has come to my attention and it makes my palms moist
Marines released a flock of white doves
Flock without any limbs just the torso
What a nice flock of sheep we've all become
an immaculate member of a flock of sheep
you tend to stay together in a flock and graze on grassy land
At least you've still got a flock of sycophants surrounding you
remember that we are servants to the flock
That we are called to be a Shepherd, to gently keep the flock together
to separate the breeding ewes from the rest of the flock
a breathtaking flock of sexy young stallions
My flock will continue to grow
My lamb was not meant for your flock
These crapsters flock together
Monday, October 03, 2005
Monday, September 19, 2005
Norman Rockwell Porn
1. skinny legs but that's ok
2. a blond boy with a buzz-cut Sitting next to a girl with green eyes and freckles
3. ponytailed girl of maybe five or six, with the happiest and most cherubic face, getting her ears pierced for the first time
4. a piece of fresh-baked apple pie
5. rayon of mother’s culottes
6. Mrs. Santa
7. Out Fishin'
8. signing a flushed young couple up
9. Coming home to hot chocolate
10. the farmer and his daughter waiting for us on a tree stump
11. three inches of his ass crack!
12. a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself
1. skinny legs but that's ok
2. a blond boy with a buzz-cut Sitting next to a girl with green eyes and freckles
3. ponytailed girl of maybe five or six, with the happiest and most cherubic face, getting her ears pierced for the first time
4. a piece of fresh-baked apple pie
5. rayon of mother’s culottes
6. Mrs. Santa
7. Out Fishin'
8. signing a flushed young couple up
9. Coming home to hot chocolate
10. the farmer and his daughter waiting for us on a tree stump
11. three inches of his ass crack!
12. a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Everyone likes delicious food, because that will make them happy.
Then how about being a person. What kind of person can be yummy?
The milky baby. Usually the sender is peachesncream...
there is peachesncream11, peachesncream22, peachesncream33
and so on, peaches and cream 100, 4 beers 400
beef stir fry -- mexican 400 fried ice cream
400 snow like skin 1955 2 eggs in a tortilla wrap 210
rain 55 yogurt 90 chicken salad Cardio Intense
Fat Blaster cheesestick spurt and tender
Guacamole Bad Talking about my Car Spam Eminem
Big Salesman Handlebar Fanatic Moustache Rides
Thanks for posting your nekkid fursona pics in my previous post
They had me on the floor!
Then how about being a person. What kind of person can be yummy?
The milky baby. Usually the sender is peachesncream...
there is peachesncream11, peachesncream22, peachesncream33
and so on, peaches and cream 100, 4 beers 400
beef stir fry -- mexican 400 fried ice cream
400 snow like skin 1955 2 eggs in a tortilla wrap 210
rain 55 yogurt 90 chicken salad Cardio Intense
Fat Blaster cheesestick spurt and tender
Guacamole Bad Talking about my Car Spam Eminem
Big Salesman Handlebar Fanatic Moustache Rides
Thanks for posting your nekkid fursona pics in my previous post
They had me on the floor!
Thursday, September 08, 2005
Not Haiku Etc.:
7. A young child running from a dragon, intense
Until he falls, what a failure!
8. tacos taste good with deer meat
9. purplish, forked, upstanding, twiggy stuff
10. headband of fuzzy apathy
11. Be insulting snakes, grass, and the sun that gives life to both of them
12. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are really mutant freaks with no eyes
13. For someone who's so anal, you sure don't like to take it up the ass!
7. A young child running from a dragon, intense
Until he falls, what a failure!
8. tacos taste good with deer meat
9. purplish, forked, upstanding, twiggy stuff
10. headband of fuzzy apathy
11. Be insulting snakes, grass, and the sun that gives life to both of them
12. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are really mutant freaks with no eyes
13. For someone who's so anal, you sure don't like to take it up the ass!
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
Catullus 51: Ave Atque Vale
anagrammatic translation
Teamsters Strangest Passenger Paulette Template's Octavo Caveat
Disharmonizes Seadrome Isomers, Frater Refried, Iran a Sand Atari
Remotest Strom Proust Stutter Poems Midstream Endorsement
Taunted Antietam Quarreller Moulin Queer Liquor Oilcan Renoir.
Urinated Quarantine Midafternoon Hit Teeth Baptists Statism Psalm,
Heat Miser Redeeming Apartheid,
Nineteenth Rentacenter, Putrescine Temperence Operations
Titus Andronicus Urns Ruins Instrument Tented Detainee,
Plutocrat Cattlemen Fattener Anal Film,
Aqua Velveeta Frater Laves a Velvet Eel
anagrammatic translation
Teamsters Strangest Passenger Paulette Template's Octavo Caveat
Disharmonizes Seadrome Isomers, Frater Refried, Iran a Sand Atari
Remotest Strom Proust Stutter Poems Midstream Endorsement
Taunted Antietam Quarreller Moulin Queer Liquor Oilcan Renoir.
Urinated Quarantine Midafternoon Hit Teeth Baptists Statism Psalm,
Heat Miser Redeeming Apartheid,
Nineteenth Rentacenter, Putrescine Temperence Operations
Titus Andronicus Urns Ruins Instrument Tented Detainee,
Plutocrat Cattlemen Fattener Anal Film,
Aqua Velveeta Frater Laves a Velvet Eel
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
50 Romantic things to do with your Boy/Girl Friend
1. Pegged someone in the head with a snowball and they never knew it was you
2. Nothing i dont think possibly capt americas
3. i dreamed this morning that i gave Isaac Hanson a handjob
4. at the speed of drain water
5. It's definitely romantic to be a Cubs fan
6. cuddling on a plastic-covered couch that keeps squeaking everytime you move
7. You Are A Romantic You are more romantic than 80% of the population
8. You love love and love to be loved and you want to let your partner know how much
9. What is love? I am asking my friend in my office here and she says it is indefinable
10. "don't let go" + looking into each other's eyes
11. "let's get romantic" + pulling hair on head
12. How is Ali and your beautiful doggie
13. How can you not love a crazy Siamese cat bent yummy
14. Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and conjures images of the exotic, romantic hero out of a romance
15. You *do* love to kiss, once your comfortable with it And that means knowing the person you're kissing pretty well
16. "A joke of a romantic" or just stuck to my tongue
17. I'm searching for non offensive but never-the-less awesome and romantic songs to play at my wedding. Please donate your love!
18. Celebrity Crushes * Pierce Brosnan * Dennis Leary * Tom Selleck
19. "thats mine" + playing with the ear
20. There, we will laugh, and make glorious love… Together Then we will take each others hand and venture further into the unknown, again… And learn… to love… together… Will you walk with me? Okay
21. we are supposed to get thunderstorms tonight! ooo how romantic.
22. I saw a very handsome man. And I was in his arms! And it was so romantic!
23. Hero with pointy hair and a MYSTERIOUS PAST
24. She's ace, never ever annoyed me, I love her alot
25. Actually I love all my roommates
26. Yes i do, i am one!
27. get sort of giggly and be like an idiot
28. You are a hopeless romantic You dream about whoever all day
29-49:
You are walking to your boy/girlfriend's house. There are two roads to get there. One is a straight path to take you there quickly, but very boring. The other is significantly longer but is full of wonderful sights and interesting things. Which one do you take to get to your significant other's house, short or long?
On the way you see two rose bushes. One is full of red roses, the other full of white. You decide to pick 20 roses for your boy/girlfriend of any one color or two color combination. What number of white and/or red do you pick?
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Red Roses?
You finally get to their house. A family member answers the door. You can have the family member get your boy/girlfriend or go get them yourself?
Later, it's time for bed. You and your boy/girlfriend sleep in separate rooms. In the morning when it's time to wake up, you go into his/her room and check on him/her. When you arrive, do you prefer him/her to be awake or asleep?
50. Now is just not the time in my career to be having any kind of romantic antic tic
1. Pegged someone in the head with a snowball and they never knew it was you
2. Nothing i dont think possibly capt americas
3. i dreamed this morning that i gave Isaac Hanson a handjob
4. at the speed of drain water
5. It's definitely romantic to be a Cubs fan
6. cuddling on a plastic-covered couch that keeps squeaking everytime you move
7. You Are A Romantic You are more romantic than 80% of the population
8. You love love and love to be loved and you want to let your partner know how much
9. What is love? I am asking my friend in my office here and she says it is indefinable
10. "don't let go" + looking into each other's eyes
11. "let's get romantic" + pulling hair on head
12. How is Ali and your beautiful doggie
13. How can you not love a crazy Siamese cat bent yummy
14. Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and conjures images of the exotic, romantic hero out of a romance
15. You *do* love to kiss, once your comfortable with it And that means knowing the person you're kissing pretty well
16. "A joke of a romantic" or just stuck to my tongue
17. I'm searching for non offensive but never-the-less awesome and romantic songs to play at my wedding. Please donate your love!
18. Celebrity Crushes * Pierce Brosnan * Dennis Leary * Tom Selleck
19. "thats mine" + playing with the ear
20. There, we will laugh, and make glorious love… Together Then we will take each others hand and venture further into the unknown, again… And learn… to love… together… Will you walk with me? Okay
21. we are supposed to get thunderstorms tonight! ooo how romantic.
22. I saw a very handsome man. And I was in his arms! And it was so romantic!
23. Hero with pointy hair and a MYSTERIOUS PAST
24. She's ace, never ever annoyed me, I love her alot
25. Actually I love all my roommates
26. Yes i do, i am one!
27. get sort of giggly and be like an idiot
28. You are a hopeless romantic You dream about whoever all day
29-49:
You are walking to your boy/girlfriend's house. There are two roads to get there. One is a straight path to take you there quickly, but very boring. The other is significantly longer but is full of wonderful sights and interesting things. Which one do you take to get to your significant other's house, short or long?
On the way you see two rose bushes. One is full of red roses, the other full of white. You decide to pick 20 roses for your boy/girlfriend of any one color or two color combination. What number of white and/or red do you pick?
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Red Roses?
You finally get to their house. A family member answers the door. You can have the family member get your boy/girlfriend or go get them yourself?
Later, it's time for bed. You and your boy/girlfriend sleep in separate rooms. In the morning when it's time to wake up, you go into his/her room and check on him/her. When you arrive, do you prefer him/her to be awake or asleep?
50. Now is just not the time in my career to be having any kind of romantic antic tic
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Looking nice and right as opposed to freakish deformities
a big head or deformity lifting a huge hunted game, moving a rock, etc.
If we evolved, then when we die we just go back into the earth
But to just say we evolved from monkeys
Here are the skeletons to prove it
fails to answer questions like "Where do monkeys come from?"
Head boy 1 makes with the information
takes big baby from the President's arms
a horrifying mutant combination of ball and boy
spewing freedom into Norman Rockwell's Juicyfruit
Xmas-Eve-Post-Kissing Santa Hangdog Beef
Ordinary folks are the sinews of our land
One day they evolve and eat us humans
then we evolve into animals, die,
then insects, die and then bacteria
and die and then we are just spirit
Somewhere, Jesus is shaking his head in dismay
why he got stuck with all the jokers on his team
a big head or deformity lifting a huge hunted game, moving a rock, etc.
If we evolved, then when we die we just go back into the earth
But to just say we evolved from monkeys
Here are the skeletons to prove it
fails to answer questions like "Where do monkeys come from?"
Head boy 1 makes with the information
takes big baby from the President's arms
a horrifying mutant combination of ball and boy
spewing freedom into Norman Rockwell's Juicyfruit
Xmas-Eve-Post-Kissing Santa Hangdog Beef
Ordinary folks are the sinews of our land
One day they evolve and eat us humans
then we evolve into animals, die,
then insects, die and then bacteria
and die and then we are just spirit
Somewhere, Jesus is shaking his head in dismay
why he got stuck with all the jokers on his team
Monday, August 29, 2005
Thursday, August 25, 2005
A Series of Haikus to my idiot body:
1. Fist-sized muscle, You're going to break my ribs
2. Slack periods of specialized employment like poetry writing do not count
3. The ridiculous number of 'tards on the internet who keep drawing shitty furries,
Creating horrible works of yiff rape, writing pointless and boring furry fanfics and
doing furry cosplay, then INJECTING it into my internet, have FORCED me to write this.
It was always faeries, winged genitals, dream sequences involving natural psychic
ability to be missing one eyeball, jiggles under the carpet remnant he was using
for ventral fur. I've spent way 2 much on alcohol this weekend and I blame it all on Wayne.
4. Wearing my Haiku tanktop.
5. Homeless; rain-covered moon.
6. Someone in the dream was singing let me see your pussy.
1. Fist-sized muscle, You're going to break my ribs
2. Slack periods of specialized employment like poetry writing do not count
3. The ridiculous number of 'tards on the internet who keep drawing shitty furries,
Creating horrible works of yiff rape, writing pointless and boring furry fanfics and
doing furry cosplay, then INJECTING it into my internet, have FORCED me to write this.
It was always faeries, winged genitals, dream sequences involving natural psychic
ability to be missing one eyeball, jiggles under the carpet remnant he was using
for ventral fur. I've spent way 2 much on alcohol this weekend and I blame it all on Wayne.
4. Wearing my Haiku tanktop.
5. Homeless; rain-covered moon.
6. Someone in the dream was singing let me see your pussy.
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
The Almighty-God-of-Foreign-Socks
Kittens have now taken up residence in the bottom drawer of my dresser
Now Sigourney Weaver is a badass she totally wasted the xenomorphs, too bad alien3 sucked, well not really it ruled because people died, i love violence, i contributed to piracy today
Some people say that the French made it, no f-ing way, the French are retarded, they might as well scrog dolphins, yeah they suck, my great grandpa said so and he was in as he said "the big one" aka WWII the most badass war ever,
he was an engineer or some shit, i bet he kicks a lot of ass
Superman might think this is perfectly normal behavior for humans
don't stoop to anthropomorphism with ours
drooling, hairy, clumsy, uncooth beasts
gypsy-skirted, chunky-belted, large-beaded clones
will treat us like their subjugated beeves to herd us into some dark abbatoir
Digits Little finger, ring finger, thumb and pointer, Bendable, flexible, three point jointer
Middle finger, middle man sticking straight up Shouting out without sound who's the frigg'n schlup
Honestly, sometimes I'd rather hang out with You Assholes
Donkey of fate ambles toward a meaty destiny
I know it's spam, I'm pretty sure it is
Kittens have now taken up residence in the bottom drawer of my dresser
Now Sigourney Weaver is a badass she totally wasted the xenomorphs, too bad alien3 sucked, well not really it ruled because people died, i love violence, i contributed to piracy today
Some people say that the French made it, no f-ing way, the French are retarded, they might as well scrog dolphins, yeah they suck, my great grandpa said so and he was in as he said "the big one" aka WWII the most badass war ever,
he was an engineer or some shit, i bet he kicks a lot of ass
Superman might think this is perfectly normal behavior for humans
don't stoop to anthropomorphism with ours
drooling, hairy, clumsy, uncooth beasts
gypsy-skirted, chunky-belted, large-beaded clones
will treat us like their subjugated beeves to herd us into some dark abbatoir
Digits Little finger, ring finger, thumb and pointer, Bendable, flexible, three point jointer
Middle finger, middle man sticking straight up Shouting out without sound who's the frigg'n schlup
Honestly, sometimes I'd rather hang out with You Assholes
Donkey of fate ambles toward a meaty destiny
I know it's spam, I'm pretty sure it is
Monday, August 22, 2005
Timeless, my eyes crawled towards you Destiny’s malformation
Stand-Up Doll Cake Pan Wonder Mold Kit Review
He came up to my door once for one of them Chocolate drive things,
After that he played his guitar and sang to me, which was really sweet
but at the same time I was thinking like, okay, PUKE
Only you could do them things that got me comin' back Gotta be the realest
replacing them with heck, frick, dern and things
a globule of green spat froth in giant furball
one of them gets the meat and legs off, sharpish
couch battle and wax spilt all over the carpet
OMG WHO THROWS A SHOE??? HONESTLY!!
I think Im getting bored with Pete... except when we make out
If there is cake, I'll probably show up to wish her well
Stand-Up Doll Cake Pan Wonder Mold Kit Review
He came up to my door once for one of them Chocolate drive things,
After that he played his guitar and sang to me, which was really sweet
but at the same time I was thinking like, okay, PUKE
Only you could do them things that got me comin' back Gotta be the realest
replacing them with heck, frick, dern and things
a globule of green spat froth in giant furball
one of them gets the meat and legs off, sharpish
couch battle and wax spilt all over the carpet
OMG WHO THROWS A SHOE??? HONESTLY!!
I think Im getting bored with Pete... except when we make out
If there is cake, I'll probably show up to wish her well
Here are some of the things that brought me joy today: • Peaches • Silence • Homemade ice cream • Nurses • My parents • Prayer • Birthday cards • Cooking men • Family • Time for reflection • Hummus and pitas • Communion • Eye contact • Flowers • Hugs • Friends that love me • The Church • Rice
This one's an unedited found poem - naturally occurring bathos
This one's an unedited found poem - naturally occurring bathos
Sunday, August 21, 2005
What's your favourite band? Iron Butterfly or ABBA
All the ding-dong day i have wasted on the interior
prosthetic synthesis with butterfly sealed up
liberator pillows toss pillows stereo speaker pillow blocks butterfly
pillows bean bag pillows free butterfly cross stitch pattern lamb's ears and
butterfly bush on steroids
just flexing their social butterfly/used car salesman
Submariner: Yes indeed I fucking hate stupid people! Wanna know why????
Because they are fucking STUPID! Like, why hasn't nature
taken its toll and killed them off by now? Honestly. ARGH!!!!!
this psycho person who keeps calling my house "natural"
to deal with the 'street' version of Butterfly Jones:
I Am A Cheeseburger, true nature of fine art
that have confined you and with no exclamation, your eyes are enticed to pursue
Bring out the pom-pom girls, set off fireworks, stun the zombies, let's get retarded
OoOoOo Miss Butterfly
That is so awesome!!!!
That has to be an awesome moment that many of you
have already experienced no matter what size you
Its so awesome the stuff that people did in the past, stuff they got away with was so awesome, like drive a cracked up plane down a dirt road, or live on their own at 17,
or live in France for the war
There were some professions of faith, which was awesome.
Most of us are aware of the existence of endorphins,
those happy hormones that make us feel good.
In 3 words: pizza hut awesome!
Awesome summer. I just need help with gas money
I too am proud to be awesome
She screams so loud it scared the fuck out of us
We're waiting for the butterfly crew, their shrink
overtakes me with a butterfly net around my head
I try to scream but my jaw can't move in the cage
My use of "expansion" is based on Donne's incredibly famous poem "Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" = "take on me" none Abba "waterloo" phil glanville AC/DC weapon Orbital mind control lasers Giant tumble dryer Army of mind zombies The entire Abba Butterfly Cofferlait Blade Test Don Iguana finds the butterfly table tennis paddle to be a dickens of a blade
As virtuous men pass mildly away
And whisper to their souls to go
like, zombies scare you? More than death itself. ZOMBIES!?! HOLY FREAKING CRAP!
They inject themselves with this spiritual embalming fluid
valediction forbidding zombies, butterfly bushes that were blooming and attacking huge old butterflies in the general awesomeness of a great faith, nature and endorphins,
zombie safety puppet show
All the ding-dong day i have wasted on the interior
prosthetic synthesis with butterfly sealed up
liberator pillows toss pillows stereo speaker pillow blocks butterfly
pillows bean bag pillows free butterfly cross stitch pattern lamb's ears and
butterfly bush on steroids
just flexing their social butterfly/used car salesman
Submariner: Yes indeed I fucking hate stupid people! Wanna know why????
Because they are fucking STUPID! Like, why hasn't nature
taken its toll and killed them off by now? Honestly. ARGH!!!!!
this psycho person who keeps calling my house "natural"
to deal with the 'street' version of Butterfly Jones:
I Am A Cheeseburger, true nature of fine art
that have confined you and with no exclamation, your eyes are enticed to pursue
Bring out the pom-pom girls, set off fireworks, stun the zombies, let's get retarded
OoOoOo Miss Butterfly
That is so awesome!!!!
That has to be an awesome moment that many of you
have already experienced no matter what size you
Its so awesome the stuff that people did in the past, stuff they got away with was so awesome, like drive a cracked up plane down a dirt road, or live on their own at 17,
or live in France for the war
There were some professions of faith, which was awesome.
Most of us are aware of the existence of endorphins,
those happy hormones that make us feel good.
In 3 words: pizza hut awesome!
Awesome summer. I just need help with gas money
I too am proud to be awesome
She screams so loud it scared the fuck out of us
We're waiting for the butterfly crew, their shrink
overtakes me with a butterfly net around my head
I try to scream but my jaw can't move in the cage
My use of "expansion" is based on Donne's incredibly famous poem "Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" = "take on me" none Abba "waterloo" phil glanville AC/DC weapon Orbital mind control lasers Giant tumble dryer Army of mind zombies The entire Abba Butterfly Cofferlait Blade Test Don Iguana finds the butterfly table tennis paddle to be a dickens of a blade
As virtuous men pass mildly away
And whisper to their souls to go
like, zombies scare you? More than death itself. ZOMBIES!?! HOLY FREAKING CRAP!
They inject themselves with this spiritual embalming fluid
valediction forbidding zombies, butterfly bushes that were blooming and attacking huge old butterflies in the general awesomeness of a great faith, nature and endorphins,
zombie safety puppet show
Saturday, August 20, 2005
Cheerleader death has local impact suddenly KER-BLAM everyone updates...
x.x 1. Go here. 2. Pass it on. blam, blam, blam that’s poetry shot out for you
then blam, OMG the suckiness "BLAM! BOOM!!!" after every mention of a bomb,
just to make sure we understood that they were BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
BLAM! BLAM! This is followed by a bunch of crashing sounds
I turned around and saw him checkin his nose out
"Wait. There's something in your eye... MY PENIS!" BLAM
but that didn't meant I expected those horns to blam around my dome all day and
blam me for things that andrew does, what he does, i'll let you on in a secret,
he has his own brain, I creep toward my prospect,
I sniff and then – blam! aye am the hunchback of notre dame RAHH
x.x 1. Go here. 2. Pass it on. blam, blam, blam that’s poetry shot out for you
then blam, OMG the suckiness "BLAM! BOOM!!!" after every mention of a bomb,
just to make sure we understood that they were BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
BLAM! BLAM! This is followed by a bunch of crashing sounds
I turned around and saw him checkin his nose out
"Wait. There's something in your eye... MY PENIS!" BLAM
but that didn't meant I expected those horns to blam around my dome all day and
blam me for things that andrew does, what he does, i'll let you on in a secret,
he has his own brain, I creep toward my prospect,
I sniff and then – blam! aye am the hunchback of notre dame RAHH
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