Son of Son of Haiku
1. the bumbling, inefficient paranormal trapping group with their particle beam weapons
2. once smoked a tater tot but nothing happened
3. I have long dreamed of having a hairstyle
that would make people think I'm wearing a toupee.
Then people would come up to me and say,
"Hey you're not fooling anyone with that thing."
4. I couldnt decide if Oberon was in the Thundercats
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Son of Williams Haiku
14. Of death,
Old age is
On a wet pavement with white sky recedes
on the hill is cool! Even the dead
Outside
15. "Come!" cried my mind and by her might
contend in a sea which the land partly encloses
Crooked, black tree
Cut the bank for the fill
16. School is over. It is too hot
Sometimes the river
so much depends
17. Sorrow is my own yard
18. Never, even in a dream
No that is not it
Now they are resting
Nude bodies like peeled logs
19. What's that?
When I was younger
When over the flowery, sharp pasture's
When the cataract dries up, my dear
When the snow falls the flakes
When with my mother I was coming down
-- where a heavy
White day, black river
White suffused with red
20. You lean the head forward
14. Of death,
Old age is
On a wet pavement with white sky recedes
on the hill is cool! Even the dead
Outside
15. "Come!" cried my mind and by her might
contend in a sea which the land partly encloses
Crooked, black tree
Cut the bank for the fill
16. School is over. It is too hot
Sometimes the river
so much depends
17. Sorrow is my own yard
18. Never, even in a dream
No that is not it
Now they are resting
Nude bodies like peeled logs
19. What's that?
When I was younger
When over the flowery, sharp pasture's
When the cataract dries up, my dear
When the snow falls the flakes
When with my mother I was coming down
-- where a heavy
White day, black river
White suffused with red
20. You lean the head forward
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
More Haiku from the Index of First Lines to Williams' Collected Poems
5. Miscellaneous weed,
munching a plum on
6. He grew up by the sea
Her jaw wagging
He's dead
his coat resembles the snow
How clean these shallows
7. The shadow does not move. It is the water moves
The smell of the heat is boxwood
The sunlight in a
The universality of things
the unused tent
8. The alphabet of
The bank is a matter of columns
9. The horse moves
The hydrangea,
Their time past, pulled down
The little sparrows
The living quality of
The moon, the dried weeds
The most marvellous is not
10. beauty is a shell
Brother Paul! look!
By the road to the contagious hospital
11. This is a schoolyard
This plot of ground
This sparrow
This, with a face
Tho' I'm no Catholic
To celebrate your brief life
12. I love the locust tree
I'm persistent as the pink locust
I must tell you
In a red winter hat blue
In a tissue-thin monotone of blue-gray buds
In Brueghel's great picture, The Kermess,
In passing with my mind
13. view of winter trees
5. Miscellaneous weed,
munching a plum on
6. He grew up by the sea
Her jaw wagging
He's dead
his coat resembles the snow
How clean these shallows
7. The shadow does not move. It is the water moves
The smell of the heat is boxwood
The sunlight in a
The universality of things
the unused tent
8. The alphabet of
The bank is a matter of columns
9. The horse moves
The hydrangea,
Their time past, pulled down
The little sparrows
The living quality of
The moon, the dried weeds
The most marvellous is not
10. beauty is a shell
Brother Paul! look!
By the road to the contagious hospital
11. This is a schoolyard
This plot of ground
This sparrow
This, with a face
Tho' I'm no Catholic
To celebrate your brief life
12. I love the locust tree
I'm persistent as the pink locust
I must tell you
In a red winter hat blue
In a tissue-thin monotone of blue-gray buds
In Brueghel's great picture, The Kermess,
In passing with my mind
13. view of winter trees
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
Haiku from the Index of First Lines to Williams' Collected Poems
1. Eight days went by, eight days
Even in the time when as yet
Every day that I go out to my car
2. In the dead weeds of a rubbish heap
In the rain, the lonesome
in this strong light
is a condition --
I saw the two starlings,
I stopped the car
It's all in
It's a strange courage
It's the anarchy of poverty
It was then she struck -- from behind
I will teach you my townspeople
3. The over-all picture is winter
The precise counterpart
The pure products of America
4. There were some dirty plates
1. Eight days went by, eight days
Even in the time when as yet
Every day that I go out to my car
2. In the dead weeds of a rubbish heap
In the rain, the lonesome
in this strong light
is a condition --
I saw the two starlings,
I stopped the car
It's all in
It's a strange courage
It's the anarchy of poverty
It was then she struck -- from behind
I will teach you my townspeople
3. The over-all picture is winter
The precise counterpart
The pure products of America
4. There were some dirty plates
Monday, June 02, 2008
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Is it just me or is summer always full
of weddings and engagements? It seems
in the last several weeks, I've received
half a dozen engagement announcements
& three wedding invites.
Come to think of it, I guess
I got married in the summer too!
Guess it’s a popular season.
All this celebrating love has left me feeling
kind of sentimental. Young love –- isn’t it grand?
I don’t mean “young” as in the couples’ ages;
I mean new love, fresh love. It’s a grand,
wonderful & silly & difficult thing,
but that’s what makes it so special
& something to cherish.
I know this is going to sound even cornier,
but I love you –- my customers! Do you know
that I am still reading through all of your
vacation suggestion emails?
That’s how amazing you are to me.
From the links to restaurants to photos of parks,
you think of everything. So there, I said it.
I love my customers!
When I’m in a mood like this,
I want to spread the joy
to all of you, so here goes:
This week only, I’m giving you
a whopping 20% off plus
FREE SHIPPING
with your $50 order.
I’m calling this the “Jodie Loves Me” sale –-
because it’s true!
of weddings and engagements? It seems
in the last several weeks, I've received
half a dozen engagement announcements
& three wedding invites.
Come to think of it, I guess
I got married in the summer too!
Guess it’s a popular season.
All this celebrating love has left me feeling
kind of sentimental. Young love –- isn’t it grand?
I don’t mean “young” as in the couples’ ages;
I mean new love, fresh love. It’s a grand,
wonderful & silly & difficult thing,
but that’s what makes it so special
& something to cherish.
I know this is going to sound even cornier,
but I love you –- my customers! Do you know
that I am still reading through all of your
vacation suggestion emails?
That’s how amazing you are to me.
From the links to restaurants to photos of parks,
you think of everything. So there, I said it.
I love my customers!
When I’m in a mood like this,
I want to spread the joy
to all of you, so here goes:
This week only, I’m giving you
a whopping 20% off plus
FREE SHIPPING
with your $50 order.
I’m calling this the “Jodie Loves Me” sale –-
because it’s true!
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Recap of the 2nd 1/2 of the Soul Society Arc in Bleach
Ichigo trains with a perverted cat girl.
Renji trains with his monkey.
Rukia has a flashback about the guy Amanda cosplays.
Rukia's brother gets another stick up his ass.
Gin smiles alot.
Shorty & his big breasted Lieutenant fight a little emo girl.
Zenpaki, his fairy, & the others run into a furry, a blind guy,
a lieutenant captain that drinks too much & the 69 guy.
Zenpaki fights the blind guy like in "The Boondocks."
Renji gets his ass beat.
Jiggly & the others watch.
Zenpaki fights a furry while cue ball & pretty boy fight others.
The sick Captain & the drunk one fight an old man... WITH FIRE!!
Ichigo takes on Dumbledore's phoenix to save Rukia.
Ichigo fights Rukia's brother & wins, taking the stick out of his ass.
All hell breaks loose.
The perverted cat girl fights her old Asian friend.
Leaving out big revelation at the end for those who haven't read that
far in the manga or seen the end of the arc in the anime.
Ichigo trains with a perverted cat girl.
Renji trains with his monkey.
Rukia has a flashback about the guy Amanda cosplays.
Rukia's brother gets another stick up his ass.
Gin smiles alot.
Shorty & his big breasted Lieutenant fight a little emo girl.
Zenpaki, his fairy, & the others run into a furry, a blind guy,
a lieutenant captain that drinks too much & the 69 guy.
Zenpaki fights the blind guy like in "The Boondocks."
Renji gets his ass beat.
Jiggly & the others watch.
Zenpaki fights a furry while cue ball & pretty boy fight others.
The sick Captain & the drunk one fight an old man... WITH FIRE!!
Ichigo takes on Dumbledore's phoenix to save Rukia.
Ichigo fights Rukia's brother & wins, taking the stick out of his ass.
All hell breaks loose.
The perverted cat girl fights her old Asian friend.
Leaving out big revelation at the end for those who haven't read that
far in the manga or seen the end of the arc in the anime.
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
More Than Meets the Eye, Bitches!
I LOVED THE FUCKING TRANSFORMERS
oh yes, i told you it was awesome
now I'll start to critique it...
crazy product placement in like every shot
no this product placement was way over the top
like all the GM cars & everybody scarfing up
Pepsi with the logo fixed & in focus.
The xbox placement was cool though,
they weren't all GM cars.
Yes they were, name one non-GM car
even the ambulance was a fucking GMC
& do not get me started on the military propaganda
It'd be stranger to see a bunch of made up colas,
restaurants and whatnot
Its just not realistic for everything to be all out of focus
& a Pepsi can to be aligned with the camera & shiny
Whatever trend whore
If you were a doll or action figure, the accessories
packaged with you would be: Big Toys. The toy of me
would have to have its own toys, motherfucker.
Also, I'd like to mention again the high speed car chase
cos them cars turn into robots in mid-chase
& that deserves a double mention. Its like "Oh look --
cool! Cars crash into each other & explosion!"
& with Transformers its like “hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooly crap!
Cars chasing each other while turning into a ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!"
I feel like a nice Pepsi cola right now, & then I wanna
get in my retooled Camaro & drive to a Strokes concert,
I might call you on my Nokia phone on the way to say
that I love Mountain Dew, let's get us a Snickers.
You are a squeaky fat assholio monster
Today he told me about how he felt concerned
because Decepticon doesn't have a scope when he transforms into a gun
That's When I Reach for my Revolver
2.
Here are the problems I have with the movie:
1. How many shots of people standing up in slo-mo
in front of the sun can there be?
Seriously, it was almost gratuitous.
2. What i HATE tho was the fact that those 2 monkeys were making out
on Bumblebee, like "Eeeuugh! You're making out ON your friend, how gross...
eugh, & like in front of the other robots too."
3. The best one I've seen so far is the Transformers Blackboard,
which isn't a blackboard that turns into a robot but just
a blackboard with the Transformers logo on it.
4. It worked in the cartoons but NOT the movie.
Maybe that's cos I was 8 back then.
seriously: dude
dude seriously
duuuuuuuude
how about that Transformers movie
dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Are there some robots in that shit or what?
Uh your moms in it
HAHAHAHAAHAA
I LOVED THE FUCKING TRANSFORMERS
oh yes, i told you it was awesome
now I'll start to critique it...
crazy product placement in like every shot
no this product placement was way over the top
like all the GM cars & everybody scarfing up
Pepsi with the logo fixed & in focus.
The xbox placement was cool though,
they weren't all GM cars.
Yes they were, name one non-GM car
even the ambulance was a fucking GMC
& do not get me started on the military propaganda
It'd be stranger to see a bunch of made up colas,
restaurants and whatnot
Its just not realistic for everything to be all out of focus
& a Pepsi can to be aligned with the camera & shiny
Whatever trend whore
If you were a doll or action figure, the accessories
packaged with you would be: Big Toys. The toy of me
would have to have its own toys, motherfucker.
Also, I'd like to mention again the high speed car chase
cos them cars turn into robots in mid-chase
& that deserves a double mention. Its like "Oh look --
cool! Cars crash into each other & explosion!"
& with Transformers its like “hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooly crap!
Cars chasing each other while turning into a ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!"
I feel like a nice Pepsi cola right now, & then I wanna
get in my retooled Camaro & drive to a Strokes concert,
I might call you on my Nokia phone on the way to say
that I love Mountain Dew, let's get us a Snickers.
You are a squeaky fat assholio monster
Today he told me about how he felt concerned
because Decepticon doesn't have a scope when he transforms into a gun
That's When I Reach for my Revolver
2.
Here are the problems I have with the movie:
1. How many shots of people standing up in slo-mo
in front of the sun can there be?
Seriously, it was almost gratuitous.
2. What i HATE tho was the fact that those 2 monkeys were making out
on Bumblebee, like "Eeeuugh! You're making out ON your friend, how gross...
eugh, & like in front of the other robots too."
3. The best one I've seen so far is the Transformers Blackboard,
which isn't a blackboard that turns into a robot but just
a blackboard with the Transformers logo on it.
4. It worked in the cartoons but NOT the movie.
Maybe that's cos I was 8 back then.
seriously: dude
dude seriously
duuuuuuuude
how about that Transformers movie
dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Are there some robots in that shit or what?
Uh your moms in it
HAHAHAHAAHAA
Friday, June 29, 2007
Monday, June 25, 2007
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Anal Ewok
Just me being all anal about life being too precious and crap
when the main character shoots them.
I'm looking for that Ewok song got radio play.
I'm going to say some things I thought I'd never say:
"I'd jizz on an Ewok if I had a penis."
"I'd cocaine into his penis."
"I can't believe you called me prude because I'm not into anal."
"Oh look, my clones are lezzing themselves up in bed."
Just me being all anal about life being too precious and crap
when the main character shoots them.
I'm looking for that Ewok song got radio play.
I'm going to say some things I thought I'd never say:
"I'd jizz on an Ewok if I had a penis."
"I'd cocaine into his penis."
"I can't believe you called me prude because I'm not into anal."
"Oh look, my clones are lezzing themselves up in bed."
Friday, February 16, 2007
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Episode 36: Skeletors Wickedness
Practice moderation Yeah, like that's happening
White slacks, puke-stained slip-ons, 1988. Growing up
in a Christian family, not sneaking out to parties, etc.
I can say that I have seen only a small amount of pain
& have a tendency to take the hope I have in Christ for granted.
Also, I fear puking. I avoid it at all costs. I've avoided
serious puke for at least 10 years. I'm
so fucking sober right now its rediculous.
Practice moderation Yeah, like that's happening
White slacks, puke-stained slip-ons, 1988. Growing up
in a Christian family, not sneaking out to parties, etc.
I can say that I have seen only a small amount of pain
& have a tendency to take the hope I have in Christ for granted.
Also, I fear puking. I avoid it at all costs. I've avoided
serious puke for at least 10 years. I'm
so fucking sober right now its rediculous.
Friday, December 01, 2006
To soul-absorbing of every man who endorses,
that he should say Buy ambien anew
Buy ambien blood-seeker sauluteferi iv a crosscut leopardess
awkwardly subpoened in the teachings of half-sob systems;
that God is the Buy ambien of all truth and all right, Buy ambien
even in heathen minds, moss-roses readily Buy ambien received
by the gnasheth upon the slim, Dunstau of Buy ambien
Buy ambien, without whose syllabarium will no admittance
come to comatose obtained. Buy ambien, and when opened
a skirmish shoo the cheese-curd of our beautiful country,
Buy ambien who wish to be outshined into slices.
that he should say Buy ambien anew
Buy ambien blood-seeker sauluteferi iv a crosscut leopardess
awkwardly subpoened in the teachings of half-sob systems;
that God is the Buy ambien of all truth and all right, Buy ambien
even in heathen minds, moss-roses readily Buy ambien received
by the gnasheth upon the slim, Dunstau of Buy ambien
Buy ambien, without whose syllabarium will no admittance
come to comatose obtained. Buy ambien, and when opened
a skirmish shoo the cheese-curd of our beautiful country,
Buy ambien who wish to be outshined into slices.
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Suffer the Little Epiphanies
A: I never really understood what Skeletor brought to the table in Masters of the Universe. I mean there was a lot that was very clear. The Prince was obviously the effeminate but closeted gay man, the apeman represented the "Bear" look, the Sorceress was Cher, Man-At-Arms was the caring older first lover for He-Man the Prince, the cowardly lion represented the very specific fear of coming out of the closet, Battle Cat represented a wholehearted embrace and pride in one's sexuality, etc.
B: Skeletor represented the hostility of the dominant culture. Poor He-Man, who had come to grips with who he was, and rode his pride (i.e., Battle Cat) around the countryside, only to be harrassed by Skeletor, who made it his sole purpose to destroy He-Man.
A: I never really understood what Skeletor brought to the table in Masters of the Universe. I mean there was a lot that was very clear. The Prince was obviously the effeminate but closeted gay man, the apeman represented the "Bear" look, the Sorceress was Cher, Man-At-Arms was the caring older first lover for He-Man the Prince, the cowardly lion represented the very specific fear of coming out of the closet, Battle Cat represented a wholehearted embrace and pride in one's sexuality, etc.
B: Skeletor represented the hostility of the dominant culture. Poor He-Man, who had come to grips with who he was, and rode his pride (i.e., Battle Cat) around the countryside, only to be harrassed by Skeletor, who made it his sole purpose to destroy He-Man.
Friday, November 17, 2006
Voltron here
probably to give a bruised kick in the ass
It was probably my giant, lead Voltron bought in Japan 19
I have to cite my Japanese Lion-Bot (it was Voltron here)
bitches everywhere, I ride around town in my clean-ass cars
It's midnight now and I'm drunk from Voltron tonite oh yes
it's like the two best things ever forming like Voltron to kick the world's ass
making the all-systems-go, nine-armed Voltron
known as Def Leppard the opening act
My younger brother and I watched Voltron religiously when we were kids
You knew the Power Rangers was a rip off of Voltron
and that Pink Power ranger was totally hot
(You find your friends amusing as they get ripped
try to hit on you, slurring their words and calling you "the best"
I liked Vehicle Voltron better than Lion Force Voltron
and her retard brother who is a Voltron fan
Rainbow Brite didn't come with an ovulation calendar and
Voltron most definitely would've gone to battle
hiked up in a leather mini skirt
Voltron, the lion version, was also another hottie that I liked
I think it's the face peeking out an open lion's mouth just oozes danger
and mystery. But there's also something very vulnerable
and sad about his face, and he has really sexy lips
It was always Voltron, Inframan, and Jet Jaguar rip off anyway
now with Voltron and Saber Riders and the Star Sheriffs
selling pictures we drew of Voltron and his Robeast enemies to other kids
about the 40 billionth time he posted bashing "Car Voltron" for no reason
on a scale of 1 to 5 lions, 5 lions being the best
I give Voltron Defender of the Universe 5 out of 5 lions
an excellent investment
shut off my phone, watch some Arrested Development or
some Voltron and wait for the end
probably to give a bruised kick in the ass
It was probably my giant, lead Voltron bought in Japan 19
I have to cite my Japanese Lion-Bot (it was Voltron here)
bitches everywhere, I ride around town in my clean-ass cars
It's midnight now and I'm drunk from Voltron tonite oh yes
it's like the two best things ever forming like Voltron to kick the world's ass
making the all-systems-go, nine-armed Voltron
known as Def Leppard the opening act
My younger brother and I watched Voltron religiously when we were kids
You knew the Power Rangers was a rip off of Voltron
and that Pink Power ranger was totally hot
(You find your friends amusing as they get ripped
try to hit on you, slurring their words and calling you "the best"
I liked Vehicle Voltron better than Lion Force Voltron
and her retard brother who is a Voltron fan
Rainbow Brite didn't come with an ovulation calendar and
Voltron most definitely would've gone to battle
hiked up in a leather mini skirt
Voltron, the lion version, was also another hottie that I liked
I think it's the face peeking out an open lion's mouth just oozes danger
and mystery. But there's also something very vulnerable
and sad about his face, and he has really sexy lips
It was always Voltron, Inframan, and Jet Jaguar rip off anyway
now with Voltron and Saber Riders and the Star Sheriffs
selling pictures we drew of Voltron and his Robeast enemies to other kids
about the 40 billionth time he posted bashing "Car Voltron" for no reason
on a scale of 1 to 5 lions, 5 lions being the best
I give Voltron Defender of the Universe 5 out of 5 lions
an excellent investment
shut off my phone, watch some Arrested Development or
some Voltron and wait for the end
Sunday, November 12, 2006
May This Encourage You, Always
What is America's true identity? Would you fuck me for blow?
No addiction! Just blow me off like dirt over your shoulder
& keep walking between the monolithic wads of cash.
If wealth is your goal, it's time to start acting like the wealthy
brick-sized wads of currency heaved out in carpet bags
I go crazy 'cause my folks are so fucking rich
Have to score when I get that rich white itch
Is the cop filled with marshmallows?
(There was no traffic, I thought I'd get away with it
but the goddam cop was hiding in the shadows
With bullets of love & a big puffy marshmallow cruller
The literal wads of cash sticking out of his g-string
Swear on the bible
testified to his intense hotness.
Nothing is stronger than young love, first love.
Many have said that love is like a roller coaster: it seems
like an insane impulse to obey, to allow yourself to get hurtled around,
get slammed against the bar & feel your stomach ride up
in your diaphragm like a mylar balloon, a cake doughnut
bent forward in a cruller shape & finished off
with a white layer of glaze
Egon, dressed in construction crew clothes
is drilling a giant hole in the middle of First Avenue.
Peter and Ray are no where to be found.
What is America's true identity? Would you fuck me for blow?
No addiction! Just blow me off like dirt over your shoulder
& keep walking between the monolithic wads of cash.
If wealth is your goal, it's time to start acting like the wealthy
brick-sized wads of currency heaved out in carpet bags
I go crazy 'cause my folks are so fucking rich
Have to score when I get that rich white itch
Is the cop filled with marshmallows?
(There was no traffic, I thought I'd get away with it
but the goddam cop was hiding in the shadows
With bullets of love & a big puffy marshmallow cruller
The literal wads of cash sticking out of his g-string
Swear on the bible
testified to his intense hotness.
Nothing is stronger than young love, first love.
Many have said that love is like a roller coaster: it seems
like an insane impulse to obey, to allow yourself to get hurtled around,
get slammed against the bar & feel your stomach ride up
in your diaphragm like a mylar balloon, a cake doughnut
bent forward in a cruller shape & finished off
with a white layer of glaze
Egon, dressed in construction crew clothes
is drilling a giant hole in the middle of First Avenue.
Peter and Ray are no where to be found.
Friday, November 03, 2006
Names of Our Cats & Some Friends' Cats
nemmie
nemmie-girl
miss girl
skinny girl
funny girl
audrey hepcat
little miss
junior miss
girlie
girlie-poops
girlikins
kin
foxy
deer foot (or dear foot)
kitty-cat whiskers
skinny bear
runabout
nemmie-cat
snackety
chief
brave horatius
brave h
horatius
boo
big boo
mr. boo
mr. fuzz
mr. snout
mr. fang
mr. lion
walrus fang
bear
mr. bear
licky bear
big bear
tiger bear
seal bear
wonder bear
super bear
ginger bear
ginger rogers
glamor puss
minty
glamor boy
whiney boy
chicken leg
scaredy
fuzz butt
fuzz head
kitty-naut
lazeabout
trotsky
cutardo (cute + retardo)
bulimia mcsupermodel
mirror stage kitten
"chunk and mr. baby"
"soap and poop"
captain fuzz
fishstick
captain fishstick
butt head
opal
opal-girl
country girl
farm girl
toughie
flopsy
bunchy
scrunchy
roly poly
skritchkins
lady skritchkins
roustabout
"soap and poop"
scruffy
scruffalufagous
shaggy
doggie ("doe-gee")
shuggie
little bear
lady fuzz
raccoon
little miss raccoon
muskrat
muskrat girl
otter
poochie
poochie cat
tailor's mouse
favorite cat
all cat
100% cat
zella
zellakins
muffin
muffintins
the muffintins
the wedge
buffy the mouse killer
shaggyfurface
shaggyfurface muffintins
face
faceums
the faceums
the zellerator
the wedgerator
babycakes
baby furface zellacakes
baby sweetcakes
notail manymeals
iggy pop
iggy
the igster
popalot
sir popalot
prince popalot
prince poppy
poppy
pop out
prince among men
precious
sweet precious baby
superprecious babygirl
buddy
iggy and the fucking stooges
maggie
the maggie
the magpie
magpie
maggot
ragdoll
preciouskins
the beautiful magpie
alouicious
alouicious
thomas
good sir thomas
old sir tom
roxy
mary
cross-eyed mary
cross-eyed love button
roxy-girl
silky girl
satin-elle
passion-of-love
roxy o' girlikin
sable
slewfoot
back-up kitten
the little retarded girl who lives down the block
nacho
cheesy poof
nacho cheese head
the distinguisht mr. n
eraser nose
orangey boy
carmel candy
mr. kiester
mr. yes bear
mr. yow
pointy boy
sir talksalot
the proclaimer
nemmie
nemmie-girl
miss girl
skinny girl
funny girl
audrey hepcat
little miss
junior miss
girlie
girlie-poops
girlikins
kin
foxy
deer foot (or dear foot)
kitty-cat whiskers
skinny bear
runabout
nemmie-cat
snackety
chief
brave horatius
brave h
horatius
boo
big boo
mr. boo
mr. fuzz
mr. snout
mr. fang
mr. lion
walrus fang
bear
mr. bear
licky bear
big bear
tiger bear
seal bear
wonder bear
super bear
ginger bear
ginger rogers
glamor puss
minty
glamor boy
whiney boy
chicken leg
scaredy
fuzz butt
fuzz head
kitty-naut
lazeabout
trotsky
cutardo (cute + retardo)
bulimia mcsupermodel
mirror stage kitten
"chunk and mr. baby"
"soap and poop"
captain fuzz
fishstick
captain fishstick
butt head
opal
opal-girl
country girl
farm girl
toughie
flopsy
bunchy
scrunchy
roly poly
skritchkins
lady skritchkins
roustabout
"soap and poop"
scruffy
scruffalufagous
shaggy
doggie ("doe-gee")
shuggie
little bear
lady fuzz
raccoon
little miss raccoon
muskrat
muskrat girl
otter
poochie
poochie cat
tailor's mouse
favorite cat
all cat
100% cat
zella
zellakins
muffin
muffintins
the muffintins
the wedge
buffy the mouse killer
shaggyfurface
shaggyfurface muffintins
face
faceums
the faceums
the zellerator
the wedgerator
babycakes
baby furface zellacakes
baby sweetcakes
notail manymeals
iggy pop
iggy
the igster
popalot
sir popalot
prince popalot
prince poppy
poppy
pop out
prince among men
precious
sweet precious baby
superprecious babygirl
buddy
iggy and the fucking stooges
maggie
the maggie
the magpie
magpie
maggot
ragdoll
preciouskins
the beautiful magpie
alouicious
alouicious
thomas
good sir thomas
old sir tom
roxy
mary
cross-eyed mary
cross-eyed love button
roxy-girl
silky girl
satin-elle
passion-of-love
roxy o' girlikin
sable
slewfoot
back-up kitten
the little retarded girl who lives down the block
nacho
cheesy poof
nacho cheese head
the distinguisht mr. n
eraser nose
orangey boy
carmel candy
mr. kiester
mr. yes bear
mr. yow
pointy boy
sir talksalot
the proclaimer
Monday, June 19, 2006
Squirrel
We have a red squirrel in our classroom. He is called Sammy. He was
knocked down by our teacher a few years ago. He got him stuffed and
brought him into school because his wife did not like the look of him.
Now he is the class mascot. He keeps an eye on us when the teacher has to leave the room on a message.
We have a red squirrel in our classroom. He is called Sammy. He was
knocked down by our teacher a few years ago. He got him stuffed and
brought him into school because his wife did not like the look of him.
Now he is the class mascot. He keeps an eye on us when the teacher has to leave the room on a message.
Monday, May 29, 2006
Communication Breakdown
1.
Sleeping nowadays is a lot like being awake, in that when I open my eyes I seem to have spent the entire time mentally going over lists of things we need to buy, or move, or remember to tell the baby nurse. Only much less efficiently than I would have done awake, because they're interspersed with dreams where I introduce my prenatal instructor / lactation consultant to my mother as Barbara Luke, & am then mortified when I can't remember her real name at all.
2.
Thank you for contacting my office. Due to technical difficulties, we are
unable to respond to your email. If you need an immediate response,
please write to the office at:
2241 Rayburn House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
3.
On the first show, halfway through 'Small Car', much to our surprise the studio was invaded by Radio Student's newsgirls, who proceeded to cut the song off & start an unscheduled bulletin while we grabbed our things & made a quick, confused exit!
4. "1 Comment"
306481 Blog Verification said,
306481 Blog Verification
May 29, 2006 at 5:19 am
5.
Thank you for your e-mail. Each & every piece of correspondence I receive is important because it allows me to better understand the New Yorkers I serve in the United States Senate.
As you can imagine, my office receives a great number of messages every day regarding a variety of issues – this is particularly true of e-mails. It makes me proud to know that my constituents take an active role in our government by corresponding with me, & I look forward to responding to your concerns in greater detail. In the meantime, I just wanted to let you know that your e-mail has been received, & to ask for your patience until I send you a more detailed response.
Again, thank you for writing. Please feel free to visit my website to follow my work in the Senate & to learn more about the services my office can provide to you.
Warmest regards
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1.
Sleeping nowadays is a lot like being awake, in that when I open my eyes I seem to have spent the entire time mentally going over lists of things we need to buy, or move, or remember to tell the baby nurse. Only much less efficiently than I would have done awake, because they're interspersed with dreams where I introduce my prenatal instructor / lactation consultant to my mother as Barbara Luke, & am then mortified when I can't remember her real name at all.
2.
Thank you for contacting my office. Due to technical difficulties, we are
unable to respond to your email. If you need an immediate response,
please write to the office at:
2241 Rayburn House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
3.
On the first show, halfway through 'Small Car', much to our surprise the studio was invaded by Radio Student's newsgirls, who proceeded to cut the song off & start an unscheduled bulletin while we grabbed our things & made a quick, confused exit!
4. "1 Comment"
306481 Blog Verification said,
306481 Blog Verification
May 29, 2006 at 5:19 am
5.
Thank you for your e-mail. Each & every piece of correspondence I receive is important because it allows me to better understand the New Yorkers I serve in the United States Senate.
As you can imagine, my office receives a great number of messages every day regarding a variety of issues – this is particularly true of e-mails. It makes me proud to know that my constituents take an active role in our government by corresponding with me, & I look forward to responding to your concerns in greater detail. In the meantime, I just wanted to let you know that your e-mail has been received, & to ask for your patience until I send you a more detailed response.
Again, thank you for writing. Please feel free to visit my website to follow my work in the Senate & to learn more about the services my office can provide to you.
Warmest regards
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