More Captain
Really push to define the political stances of superheroes. Rarely an easy task. Earth-616 Captain America fit snugly in the New Deal Democratic mold: taming the great beast of government & using it to help people, no matter what their race or creed. A hero to buy off labor with. But just as Ultimate Spider-Man (Earth-1610) is making out with Kitty Pryde instead of Mary Jane Watson, Ultimate Captain America differs in his politics. More reactionary, more righteous, more violent. In short, a modern paleo-conservative.
You cld see the two Captains as heroes of their eras. Cap 616 was made
1941, in the wake of the New Deal, in a war of "superpowers" empire against empire
(in which at least two poles signed themselves as "for all") Ultimate Cap is in
the image of unipolar global conflict management
(monopoly dressed up in coalition blue
ultimate because unmoored at last from history
final authority
an infant fantasy of the immortal
: a guy draped in the American flag
leading a military detachment
into a Mid East nation
for "peacekeeping"
Ult Cap was made in 2000
(cos Clinton got here first
the diff being between
the neo-cons & neo-libs
mostly of strategic affiliation
not of principle
2.
*What are continuities?* Most of the action takes place on a continuity
known as Earth-616. As far as how the world is going right now, it seems like
we’re on 616. It’s possible that they could come out later & say otherwise.
Time branches out, creating alternate realities at key points (moments
pass & generate conditions for the whatever-the-next at all levels
-- cat knocks down cup etcetera in the field of possible "responsibilities"
but add to these other, outset responses (mostly exclusive) so you get a world
in which China her financiers never foreclosed the bulk of U.S. debt, dragging
the whole shebang into panic, devaluation, & an economic coup etc.
in retaliation 5 yrs after the May '99 embassy bombing.
A continuity is not the same
as a dimension or universe; characters like Mephisto & Dormammu
hail from alternate dimensions, & the Celestials another universe,
but they’re down with the 616. As the present condition of nations is
of many antecedent changes, some extremely remote & some recent,
some gradual, sudden and violent etc. (sez Mr. Lyell
Those "realities" spawn other continuities at similar junctures:
Looking back into the chronicles of nations (Lyell sez
how the fortune of some battle or innocent development
has influenced the millions our contemporaries
when it has long been forgotten by this population
The enumeration
1. probably invented by the Time Variance Authority,
which keeps tabs on the continuities as they appear
2. The name used by the Dimensional Development Corp.
for the mainstream universe it hopes soon to open
to the market
3. There exist hundreds, probably thousands of continuities. A warp known as “The Nexus of All Realities” exists in a swamp in the Florida (Earth) of Earth-616. For the most part the generation of continuities doesn’t matter, as most beings are unaware of their existence, even at the moment their universe is born from another. “It is spring: life begins to assume its normal appearance as of ‘today.’ Only the imagination is undeceived” (Williams). There are, however, organizations that monitor & sometimes manipulate the continuities. These include the Time Variance Authority & Kang the Conqueror’s forces.
4. Incidentally, for the non-comics readers, 616 is code for
“will never have a boyfriend/girlfriend.”
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Rauschenberg Redux
Plate 121: Nettle. His hands & feet, fingers & toes long-jointed, are astonishing; they certify his work. & the signature is nowhere to be seen. Or if you don't see it, mebbe you need glasses. When it's a question of losing yr eyesight the best thing to do is to find the best eye doctor (the best painter) he'll fix you up. I am trying to check my habits of seeing, to counter them for the sake of greater freshness. I am trying to be unfamiliar with what I'm doing.
Plate 22: Short Circuit. (He says—& is he speaking of technique?—"What do you want, a declaration of love? I take responsibility for competence & hope to have made something hazardous with which we can try ourselves.") He's like that butcher whose knife never got dull because he cut with it in such a way that it never encountered an obstacle. The thing is, we get the point more quickly when we realize it is we looking rather than that we may not be seeing it. And object is fact, not symbol. Technique is: how are the people?
Plate 101: Broadcast. Dante is an incentive, as useful as a chicken or an old shirt. More important is to know exactly the size of the door & techniques for getting a canvas out of the studio.
Plate 5: Elaine's Party. It was a New Year's Eve party in the country & one of them had written a philosophical book & was searching for a picture that would illustrate a particular point but was having difficulty. Another was knitting, following the rules from a book she had in front of her. The rest were talking, trying to be helpful. The suggestion was made that the picture in the knitting book would illustrate the point. On examination it was found that everything on the page was relevant, including the page number.
Plate 137: First Landing Jump. This is not a composition. It is a place where things are, like a table or a town seen from the air. Setting out one day for a birthday party, I noticed the streets were full of presents. The gifts he gives are things we already have. Were he saying something in particular, he would have to focus the painting; as it is he simply focuses himself & everything, a pair of socks, is appropriate.
Plate 153: Door. Mebbe because we've had it around for so long so close to us without putting it to use, which is its meaning.
Plate 107: Gift for Apollo. So somebody has talent? So what? Dime a dozen. And we're overpopulated. Actually we have more food than we have people we're willing to give it to, & more art. We've gotten to the point of burning food. When will we begin to burn our art?
Sources: John Cage, "On Robert Rauschenberg, Artist, & His Work"; Robert Rauschenberg Combines (MOCA, LA exhibition catalog, Steidl 2005)
Plate 121: Nettle. His hands & feet, fingers & toes long-jointed, are astonishing; they certify his work. & the signature is nowhere to be seen. Or if you don't see it, mebbe you need glasses. When it's a question of losing yr eyesight the best thing to do is to find the best eye doctor (the best painter) he'll fix you up. I am trying to check my habits of seeing, to counter them for the sake of greater freshness. I am trying to be unfamiliar with what I'm doing.
Plate 22: Short Circuit. (He says—& is he speaking of technique?—"What do you want, a declaration of love? I take responsibility for competence & hope to have made something hazardous with which we can try ourselves.") He's like that butcher whose knife never got dull because he cut with it in such a way that it never encountered an obstacle. The thing is, we get the point more quickly when we realize it is we looking rather than that we may not be seeing it. And object is fact, not symbol. Technique is: how are the people?
Plate 101: Broadcast. Dante is an incentive, as useful as a chicken or an old shirt. More important is to know exactly the size of the door & techniques for getting a canvas out of the studio.
Plate 5: Elaine's Party. It was a New Year's Eve party in the country & one of them had written a philosophical book & was searching for a picture that would illustrate a particular point but was having difficulty. Another was knitting, following the rules from a book she had in front of her. The rest were talking, trying to be helpful. The suggestion was made that the picture in the knitting book would illustrate the point. On examination it was found that everything on the page was relevant, including the page number.
Plate 137: First Landing Jump. This is not a composition. It is a place where things are, like a table or a town seen from the air. Setting out one day for a birthday party, I noticed the streets were full of presents. The gifts he gives are things we already have. Were he saying something in particular, he would have to focus the painting; as it is he simply focuses himself & everything, a pair of socks, is appropriate.
Plate 153: Door. Mebbe because we've had it around for so long so close to us without putting it to use, which is its meaning.
Plate 107: Gift for Apollo. So somebody has talent? So what? Dime a dozen. And we're overpopulated. Actually we have more food than we have people we're willing to give it to, & more art. We've gotten to the point of burning food. When will we begin to burn our art?
Sources: John Cage, "On Robert Rauschenberg, Artist, & His Work"; Robert Rauschenberg Combines (MOCA, LA exhibition catalog, Steidl 2005)
Friday, March 03, 2006
Hopefully They Will Never Leave the Weeble Tree House
1. We have an expression in our house, 'We're not at home to...'
for when someone is misbehaving - normally applied to my daughter
when she sticks her tongue out: "We're not at home to Mrs. Licky."
2. you are funny bout the plug thing lol & the fruitloops i dk
why not slim jims are really good but now lol theres sum nasty things
in them chicken mcnuggits ewwww
3. if carebear is a real living thing and xing chen is also real.
if carebear is on the top and xin chen on the bottem.
xin chen sure die for sure. lols
1. We have an expression in our house, 'We're not at home to...'
for when someone is misbehaving - normally applied to my daughter
when she sticks her tongue out: "We're not at home to Mrs. Licky."
2. you are funny bout the plug thing lol & the fruitloops i dk
why not slim jims are really good but now lol theres sum nasty things
in them chicken mcnuggits ewwww
3. if carebear is a real living thing and xing chen is also real.
if carebear is on the top and xin chen on the bottem.
xin chen sure die for sure. lols
Thursday, March 02, 2006
More Captain
Z: Does "Captain Infinity" sound corny to you?
B: It reminds me of Capt. Planet. But it's better than Capt. Crunch.
Z: But better like Captain America, not lame like Captain Charisma.
B: Capt. Charisma has the NWA title. What does Capt. America have?
Z: He has peak human strength, speed, & agility. Also he is a strategist.
B: So basically, he PWNS Christian?
Z: Yes he p-words Christian.
B: Haha you say it like it's a dirty word. "Pwn me all night long!"
Z: Does "Captain Infinity" sound corny to you?
B: It reminds me of Capt. Planet. But it's better than Capt. Crunch.
Z: But better like Captain America, not lame like Captain Charisma.
B: Capt. Charisma has the NWA title. What does Capt. America have?
Z: He has peak human strength, speed, & agility. Also he is a strategist.
B: So basically, he PWNS Christian?
Z: Yes he p-words Christian.
B: Haha you say it like it's a dirty word. "Pwn me all night long!"
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
True Stories of American Freedom (2)
Freedom 3 is about three U.S. Marines that are injected with a serum identified as the "Freedom" serum, enabling each Marine to take on characteristics & abilities allowing for various changes in their efforts to serve under the United States Constitution.
Globe (who is a creature of the earth), Eagle (a mute telepath with wings), & Anchor (has a fiery side that can burn & touch a person’s soul, & granite like viral touch that initially simply stalls people) make up the Freedom 3 USMC special unit.
“The recently awakened members of Freedom get handed an assignment no Marine would refuse; to hunt down & capture Osama bin Laden!”
In fact, the cover of Freedom 3 pays homage to the most recognized Captain America cover. The Joe Simon & Jack Kirby Captain America #1 cover (March 1941, National Comics) shows the red, white & blue clad Captain America punching Adolf Hitler in the face. The Freedom 3 cover drives home the parallel between World War II’s Adolf Hitler & today’s al-Qaida’s Osama bin Laden.
“During this day, when times are just as turbulent as when 1940 led America into tough times; it becomes every American's responsibility to not lose sight of what makes freedom special,” said Rick Olney, the writer & publisher of Freedom 3.
The three-issue hunt for Osama bin Laden starts in May, when the book will ship, with the story arc “What Price Freedom.”
Freedom 3 is about three U.S. Marines that are injected with a serum identified as the "Freedom" serum, enabling each Marine to take on characteristics & abilities allowing for various changes in their efforts to serve under the United States Constitution.
Globe (who is a creature of the earth), Eagle (a mute telepath with wings), & Anchor (has a fiery side that can burn & touch a person’s soul, & granite like viral touch that initially simply stalls people) make up the Freedom 3 USMC special unit.
“The recently awakened members of Freedom get handed an assignment no Marine would refuse; to hunt down & capture Osama bin Laden!”
In fact, the cover of Freedom 3 pays homage to the most recognized Captain America cover. The Joe Simon & Jack Kirby Captain America #1 cover (March 1941, National Comics) shows the red, white & blue clad Captain America punching Adolf Hitler in the face. The Freedom 3 cover drives home the parallel between World War II’s Adolf Hitler & today’s al-Qaida’s Osama bin Laden.
“During this day, when times are just as turbulent as when 1940 led America into tough times; it becomes every American's responsibility to not lose sight of what makes freedom special,” said Rick Olney, the writer & publisher of Freedom 3.
The three-issue hunt for Osama bin Laden starts in May, when the book will ship, with the story arc “What Price Freedom.”
Monday, February 27, 2006
True Stories of American Freedom
Captain America stole the whole damned show! its a shame that he only fought like 1 or 2 human characters in the begining cos he had one hella smashmouth fighting style that I would have loved to see more of. It kicked ass seeing him fight a Nazi, scream out "Hitler's dead bitch!" and then stick his shield right THROUGH the nazi's stomach. That was awesome, I got outta my chair and almost totally screamed "U.S.A"!
Captain America sez: "I hope your f-ing dick falls off. At a time when our soldiers are dying for ungrateful college boys like you, who by the way have taken away deserving young mens' educations because of Affirmative "Over"-Action, you can speak like that about our commander in chief. Don't ever come back through Missouri. I checked this blog out because someone at my school said it was funny, I didn't think I'd have to read a bunch of liberal bullshit by some rapper wannabe drug-dealing lefty. Maybe you should take the time to learn something in college, asshole."
Captain America was frozen in the ice. You know it. I know it. And when someone is frozen in ice for fifty years, it's different than how it is for us normal people. You're not the same around women, or other men. You have trouble fitting in in social groups, and everywhere you look, you feel as if you're different than the rest. Advertisements aren't aimed at you. Rap music is strange-sounding and even offensive to your ears. Captain America is different from us. He is. But that's okay. He's a part of our world and part of the beautiful canvas we call "society." And if you don't like that, then fuck you, cause this is America and we're all equal here. And likewise, if I want to make fun of Captain America, that's okay too.
Captain America stole the whole damned show! its a shame that he only fought like 1 or 2 human characters in the begining cos he had one hella smashmouth fighting style that I would have loved to see more of. It kicked ass seeing him fight a Nazi, scream out "Hitler's dead bitch!" and then stick his shield right THROUGH the nazi's stomach. That was awesome, I got outta my chair and almost totally screamed "U.S.A"!
Captain America sez: "I hope your f-ing dick falls off. At a time when our soldiers are dying for ungrateful college boys like you, who by the way have taken away deserving young mens' educations because of Affirmative "Over"-Action, you can speak like that about our commander in chief. Don't ever come back through Missouri. I checked this blog out because someone at my school said it was funny, I didn't think I'd have to read a bunch of liberal bullshit by some rapper wannabe drug-dealing lefty. Maybe you should take the time to learn something in college, asshole."
Captain America was frozen in the ice. You know it. I know it. And when someone is frozen in ice for fifty years, it's different than how it is for us normal people. You're not the same around women, or other men. You have trouble fitting in in social groups, and everywhere you look, you feel as if you're different than the rest. Advertisements aren't aimed at you. Rap music is strange-sounding and even offensive to your ears. Captain America is different from us. He is. But that's okay. He's a part of our world and part of the beautiful canvas we call "society." And if you don't like that, then fuck you, cause this is America and we're all equal here. And likewise, if I want to make fun of Captain America, that's okay too.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Top 5 Things Likely to Escape My Mouth on Accident
1. Oh nuit, be gentle
2. She started going mental and wrecked my cake
The ice sculptures got completely broken
3. Hulk punches someone, they get knocked down,
someone else goes to fight him, they get knocked
down, someone else goes to fight him, they get
knocked down etc.
4. I'm sick of this like broken ghetto refrigerator
5. It was when Conner Oberst accidently spit on me on Friday
1. Oh nuit, be gentle
2. She started going mental and wrecked my cake
The ice sculptures got completely broken
3. Hulk punches someone, they get knocked down,
someone else goes to fight him, they get knocked
down, someone else goes to fight him, they get
knocked down etc.
4. I'm sick of this like broken ghetto refrigerator
5. It was when Conner Oberst accidently spit on me on Friday
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Not Haiku & Co.
1. Snow, rain, ice storm, freezing rain, sleet, hail, thunder/lightning storm etc.
2. Buys sodas with coins fished out of the fountain
3. Fuck drugs that stay in your system more than 1 week, & fuck people
that think having done a drug a day ago makes you irresponsible now
4. At night in peace we are unemployed
& getting into daytime television
5. When you write enuf about somebody
you end up sounding like everybody
6. I couldn’t give a crap if Santa drinks Cola
1. Snow, rain, ice storm, freezing rain, sleet, hail, thunder/lightning storm etc.
2. Buys sodas with coins fished out of the fountain
3. Fuck drugs that stay in your system more than 1 week, & fuck people
that think having done a drug a day ago makes you irresponsible now
4. At night in peace we are unemployed
& getting into daytime television
5. When you write enuf about somebody
you end up sounding like everybody
6. I couldn’t give a crap if Santa drinks Cola
Monday, February 20, 2006
Haiku Super Explosion
1 plastic measle, 6 glasses of cola and absolutely no sleep
46 Beanie Babies, all mint with tags apart
a devil doll on stick legs in fascista leather
gray distressed Converse sneakers,
big flapping horse's ears & crap film acting
El rey de los Monstruos contra el Rey de Skull Island
no tag chubby free celebrity porn video
Enough rubber to make even the Michelin Man blush
1 plastic measle, 6 glasses of cola and absolutely no sleep
46 Beanie Babies, all mint with tags apart
a devil doll on stick legs in fascista leather
gray distressed Converse sneakers,
big flapping horse's ears & crap film acting
El rey de los Monstruos contra el Rey de Skull Island
no tag chubby free celebrity porn video
Enough rubber to make even the Michelin Man blush
Sunday, February 19, 2006
More Skull
Attention Latte-drinking Liberal Hypocrites In Middle Class
that give a cat a cup and say “go pee in this”
permanent skull head
skull white white America
ha ha, we love you it's a bit weird
going to the office when you've recently quit in disgust in your skull
If I had an unbreakable skull, I would ride w/o a helmet
taking bong hits from a hollowed-out deer skull
Spit off the walls -– Dropping saliva onto your shit –-
Licking the crushed bulb of your skull between my arse cheeks
skull most of the time
skull with sugar on top
skull like topped with a neanderthal like skull
skull drunk before the rest of the skull company
At an early age, it was "drummed" into my skull
especially with a zippo and a skull ashtray
Remembering that you are going to die is the best way
to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose
But at these screwjack words the old skull angel smitten behind him
"Mummy" T-shirt, baggy cargo jean-shorts,
red skull-cap and an oppressive amount of Axe
Ravishing Amorous Cutie Happily Exchanging Loving *giggles at the skull*
Zestful Exciting Individual Bestowing Yummy Affection
and Sensual, Intense Stimulation Ooo! baby ride my skull
I love the pill and capsule ones round ends with a skull flaming
I can feel my brain touching the insides of my skull
My brain appears to be trying to claw its way out of my skull
Its a snake with a skull face with blood shooting way out
Plus the skull is biting the snake then my head
rattling against the skull
to go brush-case a traceless insect-fragrance on your skull
and spit up hunks of that can-flaccid pear sluiced in
like Pallas Athene springing warclad from her father's skull
sportsmanlike the sign for the commencement
a state of insecurity and anxiety which quickly fibs into a groundless fear
the dead heads of the present less alive than skull Lascaux
I couldn't load one powerpoint slide of the orbit in the skull,
& failed that part of the skull test
Attention Latte-drinking Liberal Hypocrites In Middle Class
that give a cat a cup and say “go pee in this”
permanent skull head
skull white white America
ha ha, we love you it's a bit weird
going to the office when you've recently quit in disgust in your skull
If I had an unbreakable skull, I would ride w/o a helmet
taking bong hits from a hollowed-out deer skull
Spit off the walls -– Dropping saliva onto your shit –-
Licking the crushed bulb of your skull between my arse cheeks
skull most of the time
skull with sugar on top
skull like topped with a neanderthal like skull
skull drunk before the rest of the skull company
At an early age, it was "drummed" into my skull
especially with a zippo and a skull ashtray
Remembering that you are going to die is the best way
to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose
But at these screwjack words the old skull angel smitten behind him
"Mummy" T-shirt, baggy cargo jean-shorts,
red skull-cap and an oppressive amount of Axe
Ravishing Amorous Cutie Happily Exchanging Loving *giggles at the skull*
Zestful Exciting Individual Bestowing Yummy Affection
and Sensual, Intense Stimulation Ooo! baby ride my skull
I love the pill and capsule ones round ends with a skull flaming
I can feel my brain touching the insides of my skull
My brain appears to be trying to claw its way out of my skull
Its a snake with a skull face with blood shooting way out
Plus the skull is biting the snake then my head
rattling against the skull
to go brush-case a traceless insect-fragrance on your skull
and spit up hunks of that can-flaccid pear sluiced in
like Pallas Athene springing warclad from her father's skull
sportsmanlike the sign for the commencement
a state of insecurity and anxiety which quickly fibs into a groundless fear
the dead heads of the present less alive than skull Lascaux
I couldn't load one powerpoint slide of the orbit in the skull,
& failed that part of the skull test
Sunday, February 05, 2006
Monday, January 30, 2006
Saturday, January 14, 2006
I was in the zone, that space where the distance
between my mind and skull was growing ever wider,
where I didn’t necessarily see what my eyes pointed at:
Go Shopping
No way, the thought screamed out inside my skull
there going out of my skull to lumpen with boredom
whose crown of ice grows right out of the skull again
to grow flaccid, grow hard and lumpen once again
skull aches, that seem to encompass your entire skull
This is not what you want your skull to look like
a Realistic Plastic Skull Head Only $14.95
& made of realistic bone-like hard durable plastic skull
I love Mozart, but his skull is giving me a headache
all that soothing down the shoppers' palpitations a serene
uplift of wallet mysteries. What do your special friends friends
want to make the holidays special with their friends friends?
Life is the same everywhere and everyone has values
all the same inside the same numb skull
Now on xmas eve
the light in its mysterious white box flickered inside her skull
A few inches below his bare and subsequently domed skull
new free presents they recline like tissue-paper dreams
in cardboard skulls:
Dear Santa, I keep asking you for a pony, wtf?
While Father Xmas nursing in a bright hingeless top skull
replies with "Woe to you oh Earth and Sea
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time etcetera
Frolicking I reign down on you
with totally leather armed devils
the light of Lucifer shining like icicles
and swift-cutting horsemen 666"
as an army of thundering ponies crack like harvest in the dust at his back
and two flame-spurting choppers with flames coming out come out
between my mind and skull was growing ever wider,
where I didn’t necessarily see what my eyes pointed at:
Go Shopping
No way, the thought screamed out inside my skull
there going out of my skull to lumpen with boredom
whose crown of ice grows right out of the skull again
to grow flaccid, grow hard and lumpen once again
skull aches, that seem to encompass your entire skull
This is not what you want your skull to look like
a Realistic Plastic Skull Head Only $14.95
& made of realistic bone-like hard durable plastic skull
I love Mozart, but his skull is giving me a headache
all that soothing down the shoppers' palpitations a serene
uplift of wallet mysteries. What do your special friends friends
want to make the holidays special with their friends friends?
Life is the same everywhere and everyone has values
all the same inside the same numb skull
Now on xmas eve
the light in its mysterious white box flickered inside her skull
A few inches below his bare and subsequently domed skull
new free presents they recline like tissue-paper dreams
in cardboard skulls:
Dear Santa, I keep asking you for a pony, wtf?
While Father Xmas nursing in a bright hingeless top skull
replies with "Woe to you oh Earth and Sea
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time etcetera
Frolicking I reign down on you
with totally leather armed devils
the light of Lucifer shining like icicles
and swift-cutting horsemen 666"
as an army of thundering ponies crack like harvest in the dust at his back
and two flame-spurting choppers with flames coming out come out
Friday, January 13, 2006
Real Music Ringtones
Crazy frog ringtone
from earliest manhood to the grave
falsifying through the underbrush
the strangling numbers of rationalisers
to discommode his meat without either
wearing out his Real Music Ringtones or
Real Music Ringtones spiritualized to wage the War out
Jingle Bells: Ringtones Galore and science are confined to no shovelful
The crazy frog ringtone as here mastered, lifting, liberalising, etc.,
without influencing the voice or tone, without sheep-raising the connoisseurs to dress-parade
The crazy frog ringtone system is sometimes advocated for rubbish heaps
pouring over the free real music ringtone brown-shot melancholy stuff
every gift only sterilizing to itemize the them
unhorsing their spat-forth demands and special offers
The bandage should be run on from the coronet downwards
It is full of disheveled-looking priapuses and free nextel ringtone i730
Jesus outspeeding solicits them in relation to their children
and concerning the Pope, the discipline of the Ringtones
download ringtones cell phone ringtones real ringtones!
and the fish-lines of the Christian wavewise net:
Upon his mosquito-netting release the alltel polyphonic ringtone
Real free ringtone Scriptures to assume a complete supervison
over-shadowing the Waistless and gospeled jack-straws
A godness of alltel polyphonic ringtone convent-shed his tunic in the back
without scratching his tush, and at the same detestable design'd thrown out
a dish of sand inside his State-aided producers' anti-unionists,
he declared old-style incompatible with life, a rush
inscribed between the unsubscribed impressed miasma,
Transgression Blanc, and the cooperative burgesses
advocated by the anarchist Prudhomme
To one or another of these alltel polyphonic ringtone
every human being may safely be sort homesteaded
I, who have becrusted most with statute-making supper-dishes,
am dessert-spoonful already storm-crushed while I live.
Crazy frog ringtone
from earliest manhood to the grave
falsifying through the underbrush
the strangling numbers of rationalisers
to discommode his meat without either
wearing out his Real Music Ringtones or
Real Music Ringtones spiritualized to wage the War out
Jingle Bells: Ringtones Galore and science are confined to no shovelful
The crazy frog ringtone as here mastered, lifting, liberalising, etc.,
without influencing the voice or tone, without sheep-raising the connoisseurs to dress-parade
The crazy frog ringtone system is sometimes advocated for rubbish heaps
pouring over the free real music ringtone brown-shot melancholy stuff
every gift only sterilizing to itemize the them
unhorsing their spat-forth demands and special offers
The bandage should be run on from the coronet downwards
It is full of disheveled-looking priapuses and free nextel ringtone i730
Jesus outspeeding solicits them in relation to their children
and concerning the Pope, the discipline of the Ringtones
download ringtones cell phone ringtones real ringtones!
and the fish-lines of the Christian wavewise net:
Upon his mosquito-netting release the alltel polyphonic ringtone
Real free ringtone Scriptures to assume a complete supervison
over-shadowing the Waistless and gospeled jack-straws
A godness of alltel polyphonic ringtone convent-shed his tunic in the back
without scratching his tush, and at the same detestable design'd thrown out
a dish of sand inside his State-aided producers' anti-unionists,
he declared old-style incompatible with life, a rush
inscribed between the unsubscribed impressed miasma,
Transgression Blanc, and the cooperative burgesses
advocated by the anarchist Prudhomme
To one or another of these alltel polyphonic ringtone
every human being may safely be sort homesteaded
I, who have becrusted most with statute-making supper-dishes,
am dessert-spoonful already storm-crushed while I live.
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
The Latest Photos Added To The Dixie Gallery haha
immagine1
free horse photos
Kimono Pics
Wind Sock on the Runway
Believe in me, Suck my blood And be a vampyre
Carrie's on her way to the hospital
Ceiling Details
Carol and I dressed up as nuns
Slutty French Maid, Astronaut
Copy of me looking like a freak
Some dude who fell down
Another cute butt
Me as a Elf
one pair of shoes which are made of beef's skin
i think my legs won't allow me to be a worker
think think think
me ashley and matt
fuck you
don't take the picture
this is boring!
go away!!
your stupid
smile pretty matt
smashed crabs
us lookn smashed
thats the way
wakey wakey
true snow comes
This is me
Tener un gato
immagine1
free horse photos
Kimono Pics
Wind Sock on the Runway
Believe in me, Suck my blood And be a vampyre
Carrie's on her way to the hospital
Ceiling Details
Carol and I dressed up as nuns
Slutty French Maid, Astronaut
Copy of me looking like a freak
Some dude who fell down
Another cute butt
Me as a Elf
one pair of shoes which are made of beef's skin
i think my legs won't allow me to be a worker
think think think
me ashley and matt
fuck you
don't take the picture
this is boring!
go away!!
your stupid
smile pretty matt
smashed crabs
us lookn smashed
thats the way
wakey wakey
true snow comes
This is me
Tener un gato
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Scary Ghost Stories I Didnt Make Up
I'm sure everyone's seen the movie of the monkey that sits
in a zoo, on a branch. Then touches his ass, smells it, and falls down / faints!
But what I really want to see is number 5's movie!
That is so awesome.
Damien Rice, Cannonball Still a little bit of your taste in my mouth
One night I was going to bed and my mom died. I said a prayer and then
I said,"Jesus when I lay down, I am Fiction, Page 1, Ghost Stories, Ghosts,
Ghost Books, Invisible Ink. You scared us half to death --
we thought you were a ghost!
He is a ghost, he's turning whiter
blue-eyed Nordic devil trying to steal Christmas from Santa Claus
they've been so good that Jesus feels embarrassed
Jesus was an upper middle-class white guy with brown hair, blue eyes and a golden tan
who waves an American flag and supports pre-emptive strikes in the name of democracy
Daddy swiped our last clean sheet and joined the Ku Klux Klan
it would be nice to have more pics of him and find out what he’s done and what we can look for
it would be nice to have the image of a japanese school girl with her skirt raised
while a naughty spanking is delivered by her teacher
teary-eyed burning of the white slip-ons
Hitler Youth Leader, KKK Scouts, Aryan Cheerleader Squad Best Qualities
David Duke, Jesus when the shit hits the fan
if Jesus could turn water to wine, surely he could turn jelly bracelets and pleather to cold steel
It would be nice to have a big part but I don't HAVE to to be happy
then Superman using the knowlege of his beliefs says "Don't worry Jesus will find you"
Jesus dined with all kinds of different people good and bad
milky white skin and baby blue eyes
bearing round pantoglottism about the mascado of a ghost-glow choise
anyone willing to believe in him and that he came in the form of Jesus to save us from our sins
Easter bunny: no i did for like soo long though
and again did not manage to puke up the hurt
being a spy is like a silent ghost that creates suspicion among everyone
Ghost is a romance movie, you would think its a horror film but its not
It has Whoopie Goldberg in it she plays a psychic who can hear, but not see ghosts/spirits
it's about a couple, one is murdered by their best friend who is in the gang
The boyfriend tries to save his girlfriend/fiance from the best friend with help from the psychic
(who can now contact spirits) his girl is safe and he can move on towards heaven
It's a sad movie, but also happy, a very, very romantic movie and my Favorite!
scary ghost child kills convict #2 with mysterious ghostly powers
chokes on guitar nerd boyfriend: erm
I almost peed my pants
I'm sure everyone's seen the movie of the monkey that sits
in a zoo, on a branch. Then touches his ass, smells it, and falls down / faints!
But what I really want to see is number 5's movie!
That is so awesome.
Damien Rice, Cannonball Still a little bit of your taste in my mouth
One night I was going to bed and my mom died. I said a prayer and then
I said,"Jesus when I lay down, I am Fiction, Page 1, Ghost Stories, Ghosts,
Ghost Books, Invisible Ink. You scared us half to death --
we thought you were a ghost!
He is a ghost, he's turning whiter
blue-eyed Nordic devil trying to steal Christmas from Santa Claus
they've been so good that Jesus feels embarrassed
Jesus was an upper middle-class white guy with brown hair, blue eyes and a golden tan
who waves an American flag and supports pre-emptive strikes in the name of democracy
Daddy swiped our last clean sheet and joined the Ku Klux Klan
it would be nice to have more pics of him and find out what he’s done and what we can look for
it would be nice to have the image of a japanese school girl with her skirt raised
while a naughty spanking is delivered by her teacher
teary-eyed burning of the white slip-ons
Hitler Youth Leader, KKK Scouts, Aryan Cheerleader Squad Best Qualities
David Duke, Jesus when the shit hits the fan
if Jesus could turn water to wine, surely he could turn jelly bracelets and pleather to cold steel
It would be nice to have a big part but I don't HAVE to to be happy
then Superman using the knowlege of his beliefs says "Don't worry Jesus will find you"
Jesus dined with all kinds of different people good and bad
milky white skin and baby blue eyes
bearing round pantoglottism about the mascado of a ghost-glow choise
anyone willing to believe in him and that he came in the form of Jesus to save us from our sins
Easter bunny: no i did for like soo long though
and again did not manage to puke up the hurt
being a spy is like a silent ghost that creates suspicion among everyone
Ghost is a romance movie, you would think its a horror film but its not
It has Whoopie Goldberg in it she plays a psychic who can hear, but not see ghosts/spirits
it's about a couple, one is murdered by their best friend who is in the gang
The boyfriend tries to save his girlfriend/fiance from the best friend with help from the psychic
(who can now contact spirits) his girl is safe and he can move on towards heaven
It's a sad movie, but also happy, a very, very romantic movie and my Favorite!
scary ghost child kills convict #2 with mysterious ghostly powers
chokes on guitar nerd boyfriend: erm
I almost peed my pants
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Hum da dee da da da dum da do. Ahhh a smurf of beauty is a joy forever. Oh hi. Have some sarsaparilla leaf. Say didn't you love smurfin with papa smurf at the smurf yester-smurf. Well we'd better smurf back to the village. Places everybody places. Oh boy it's time to celebrate the smurfs' smurf. You there smurf where are you going. Get back in line the celebration is about to start. Alright smurfs hit it. Hold it. You were snorting instead of smurfing. Hee hee huh huh hee ha ha. You'd better go elsewhere snorty smurf until you learn to stop causing trouble. Soup's on come and get it.
Boy I'm starvin
Sure am hungry
I hate hungry
Oh what it a hup ho
Eat hearty smurfs. Aren’t you having any snorty. Sure yeah never better. Frankly snorty smurf we're worried about you. You're so jittery. And you're not eating. Now open wide. Snorty smurf I got a surprise for ya. E-haw hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck. My dear little smurfs this is indeed a grand occasion. It's thanks to your hard smurf we were able to smurf this smurf of art. Which will help us smurf to the other side. And now the moment you've all been waiting for. Wub a yah yay yah yah yah yah yay yah yah.
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la
Hey snorty what're ya doin over there come on. Oh no no oh go gosh no oh noh. I'll save ya snorty. Grab a hold of this rope hefty. All right smurfs pull pull pull. Ughn ughn ughn. Are you alright. Smurf it easy. Yeah I oh yah hey ah oh. Hmm what could have possibly caused the bridge to collapse. Hmm. Smurfs I have some shocking news. Today's accident on the bridge was no accident. Wuh-huuuh. There is a smurf among us. A smurf. Who could possibly smurf such a thing. Yeah wudda um yah wha wood. Yeeeikes oof huh gosh. Somebody lost their tail. Uh oh whew duh wuhdn't me. Oh papa smurf. Is this your tail. Tail. Name of a smurf. The smurf among us is a fake smurf. Turn around. Ouch why'd you pinch me. To see if your tail was real. A fake smurf would not have yelled. Now quickly call the others. Snorty come quick. Papa smurf has something important to tell us. Smurfs there is an impostor among us. A fake smurf with a fake tail.
Is your tail real
Are you the fake smurf
Oh wa oh wha ooh aah ya bray ya
Hey snorty turn around. Hey stop it's the fake smurf. Na ma nam a nam a nam a num. Hey come out. Open up. Come on. Na ma nam a nam a nam a num. You in there who are you. Hurry we must break the door down. Huh. We're too late. No it's you who are small. Quick smurf her before she gets away. No. Oh gee maybe we should ah. Uh yeah maybe we shouldn't. All right hogatha this is the end of the line. Never cross this line again you trouble-making witch. Now be gone. And may your shrunken size be a lesson to you to mend your evil ways.
Boy I'm starvin
Sure am hungry
I hate hungry
Oh what it a hup ho
Eat hearty smurfs. Aren’t you having any snorty. Sure yeah never better. Frankly snorty smurf we're worried about you. You're so jittery. And you're not eating. Now open wide. Snorty smurf I got a surprise for ya. E-haw hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck. My dear little smurfs this is indeed a grand occasion. It's thanks to your hard smurf we were able to smurf this smurf of art. Which will help us smurf to the other side. And now the moment you've all been waiting for. Wub a yah yay yah yah yah yah yay yah yah.
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la
Hey snorty what're ya doin over there come on. Oh no no oh go gosh no oh noh. I'll save ya snorty. Grab a hold of this rope hefty. All right smurfs pull pull pull. Ughn ughn ughn. Are you alright. Smurf it easy. Yeah I oh yah hey ah oh. Hmm what could have possibly caused the bridge to collapse. Hmm. Smurfs I have some shocking news. Today's accident on the bridge was no accident. Wuh-huuuh. There is a smurf among us. A smurf. Who could possibly smurf such a thing. Yeah wudda um yah wha wood. Yeeeikes oof huh gosh. Somebody lost their tail. Uh oh whew duh wuhdn't me. Oh papa smurf. Is this your tail. Tail. Name of a smurf. The smurf among us is a fake smurf. Turn around. Ouch why'd you pinch me. To see if your tail was real. A fake smurf would not have yelled. Now quickly call the others. Snorty come quick. Papa smurf has something important to tell us. Smurfs there is an impostor among us. A fake smurf with a fake tail.
Is your tail real
Are you the fake smurf
Oh wa oh wha ooh aah ya bray ya
Hey snorty turn around. Hey stop it's the fake smurf. Na ma nam a nam a nam a num. Hey come out. Open up. Come on. Na ma nam a nam a nam a num. You in there who are you. Hurry we must break the door down. Huh. We're too late. No it's you who are small. Quick smurf her before she gets away. No. Oh gee maybe we should ah. Uh yeah maybe we shouldn't. All right hogatha this is the end of the line. Never cross this line again you trouble-making witch. Now be gone. And may your shrunken size be a lesson to you to mend your evil ways.
Sunday, November 13, 2005
His Entire Right Arm Bruised Haiku:
1.
Sometime I’ll go like this
and cut the air between us
with an imagined saw
breaking the open container
law in his car
2.
It was like a mountain, and it was like attached at the stem it was so random
this give-me-a-napkin-to-set-my-napkin-on life time
Swan, swan, why you not fall? Happiness then falls to this pond
all i got was bruised from the needle
3.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie
1.
Sometime I’ll go like this
and cut the air between us
with an imagined saw
breaking the open container
law in his car
2.
It was like a mountain, and it was like attached at the stem it was so random
this give-me-a-napkin-to-set-my-napkin-on life time
Swan, swan, why you not fall? Happiness then falls to this pond
all i got was bruised from the needle
3.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie
Saturday, November 05, 2005
Friday, November 04, 2005
I Was Born an Orphan Named Dexter Methorphan
Lots of music keeps the soul pleasantly occupied, American Baby
But its gonna be so shit having to put that uniform on again
Once again I cannot get into the bathroom, due to the fact
my fucking mother is running late for work
Which is bullshit
Wide lawns, easy lives sweep down the hills
form a circle around the towering Christmas tree
Where stockings amount to a giant squid
mimic xmas small hands for small wages
This gorgeous pop-up book feast for the eyes
in mirth sinister recompense labors
what center of what wonder
A) a lampshade
B) refined lambs wool
C) every bauble and doodad I had
dragged off a shelf in December
Resident Evil Is Mesmerizing
Put me in uniform now and I'll be dead in a /week/
2.
hi and how are you, hope you are fine and in good condition of health.
Writing you after going through your profile and i like it, if you don't mind
i wld like to know you better, though i came online to look for a good looking woman
that will love me, care for me and also will want to know and understand me,
because I am an orphan.
Lots of music keeps the soul pleasantly occupied, American Baby
But its gonna be so shit having to put that uniform on again
Once again I cannot get into the bathroom, due to the fact
my fucking mother is running late for work
Which is bullshit
Wide lawns, easy lives sweep down the hills
form a circle around the towering Christmas tree
Where stockings amount to a giant squid
mimic xmas small hands for small wages
This gorgeous pop-up book feast for the eyes
in mirth sinister recompense labors
what center of what wonder
A) a lampshade
B) refined lambs wool
C) every bauble and doodad I had
dragged off a shelf in December
Resident Evil Is Mesmerizing
Put me in uniform now and I'll be dead in a /week/
2.
hi and how are you, hope you are fine and in good condition of health.
Writing you after going through your profile and i like it, if you don't mind
i wld like to know you better, though i came online to look for a good looking woman
that will love me, care for me and also will want to know and understand me,
because I am an orphan.
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