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Monday, April 20, 2009
A Panda That Has Been Highly Trained In The Martial Arts (cont.)
A slightly ... erm ... rotund panda who dreams of becoming a kung fu expert like one of the legendary Furious Five, led by red panda Master Shifu. A lazy panda has to prove his worth as an improbable kung fu fighter whilst learning to accept who he is--and show the Furious Five the importance of tolerance. A panda whose dreams become reality when he joins the world of Kung Fu and studies alongside his idols, the legendary Furious Five. A panda who puts his heart--and his girth--into the task. A lazy panda (voiced by Jack Black) who discovers his destiny as the "chosen one" and trains to become a kung fu hero. Hurray for panda! A panda who literally falls into the role of "chosen one." A panda who, against all odds, is chosen to be the fabled Dragon Warrior, despite the fact that he knows nothing about martial arts except what he has read in pulp serials. A panda whose “get-fit & save-the-day" boot camp story wobbles short of the mark. A panda who is out of shape and untrained, and his only real asset is his unshakable hopefulness and charm. A panda who was training with dumplings. A panda who uses his extra body-surface-area to effectively vanquish his foe. A panda who did the job very well. A panda who I found a little aggressive for a small child. A panda who commits acts of horrible violence in this disturbing not-for-kids movie. A panda who belly-slams Wall-E and one of Wall-E's eye-lenses pops loose. A panda who, to my mind represents cartoon violence. A secular panda whose story reflects biblical truth. A panda who surprised everyone, including himself, on what he could achieve if he set his mind to it. A panda who teaches kids they can excel to whatever their will takes them if they learn discipline, sacrifice, compassion, patience, toil and respect. A panda who engages in some traditional spiritually enlightening self-discovery. A panda who gives the message regarding inner strength and belief in oneself, and action. A cartoon panda who is essentially Chris Farley in Beverly Hills Ninja. A panda who resembles Luke having to learn the ways of the Force to defeat Darth Wader. A fighting panda bear based on Jack Black. A panda who is obviously based "largely" (no pun intended) on Jack Black's actual character. A panda who, unfortunately does not give Jack Black any room to do his thing in this movie. A panda who tells us God has chosen me and you (Isaiah 43:1) He has chosen us to be his great warriors; to "bind up the broken hearted, to proclaim liberty to the captives, and freedom to prisoners, to proclaim the favorable year of the Lord and the day of vengeance of our God." A panda with hilariously quivering "Scrat Eyes." A panda whose fur is as realistic as it would be in a non-animated movie. A panda whose father is inexplicably--a goose. A panda who helps his father at a noodle restaurant but his dream is to become a Kung Fu Master. A clumsy, overweight panda who dreams of becoming a kung fu master like China's revered "furious five," but instead seems destined to follow in the footsteps of his father and grandfather in the restaurant business. A rotund restaurant worker panda whom the village elders improbably designate as the warrior chosen to defend their homes against the prophesied return of a fearsome fighter. A panda who works in his family’s noodle shop while daydreaming about becoming a Kung Fu master. A giant panda who dreams of being the most "awesomely awesome" Kung-Fu master that ever walked the planet. A panda who dreams of kung fu madness but who works in his father's (who happens to be a goose--classic) noodle shop. A panda who I expected to execute some winning maneuver culled from his background balancing hot dishes of noodles, serving noodles every day in his father's noodle shop--but that never happens. A clumsy, hungry panda who can't stop eating or goofing around long enough to complete his training. A panda whose fighting techniques are strictly ad hoc. A panda who's not the most likely candidate for Dragon Warrior. A lazy, irreverent slacker panda who is the biggest fan of Kung Fu around. A panda who is a sweet character audiences will instantly take to. A panda who is both cuddly and funny--what more could you want (well that suits me in a man, so I'm sold)?! An indolent cartoon panda. An appealing schnook of a panda. A beloved Kung Fu-practicing panda. A panda who was "pleasant," "agreeable," "warm," etc. A fat panda who you get to see kicking some butt. A fat Panda who kicks butt and earns my respect and he will yours too. A panda hero. A panda who wins support through the sheer force of his likeable personality (and his secret noodle soup). A the Panda Bear who keeps on fighting no matter what the others think of him. A panda who is a flawed character, one that a lot of people can relate to because he dreams, he's funny, and he can laugh at himself. A furry, funny and cute big panda. A chubby panda. A self-deprecating, pudgy panda. A panda who shows chubby kids they may not be the ideal, but they're certainly no damaged goods. A panda whose power is an admixture of sloth and gluttony. A panda who's a great role model for kids who are not slim and athletic. A panda who is geared to please the fattest, laziest youth to have ever lived on earth. But by the accident, he became a panda that will rescue the world.
A slightly ... erm ... rotund panda who dreams of becoming a kung fu expert like one of the legendary Furious Five, led by red panda Master Shifu. A lazy panda has to prove his worth as an improbable kung fu fighter whilst learning to accept who he is--and show the Furious Five the importance of tolerance. A panda whose dreams become reality when he joins the world of Kung Fu and studies alongside his idols, the legendary Furious Five. A panda who puts his heart--and his girth--into the task. A lazy panda (voiced by Jack Black) who discovers his destiny as the "chosen one" and trains to become a kung fu hero. Hurray for panda! A panda who literally falls into the role of "chosen one." A panda who, against all odds, is chosen to be the fabled Dragon Warrior, despite the fact that he knows nothing about martial arts except what he has read in pulp serials. A panda whose “get-fit & save-the-day" boot camp story wobbles short of the mark. A panda who is out of shape and untrained, and his only real asset is his unshakable hopefulness and charm. A panda who was training with dumplings. A panda who uses his extra body-surface-area to effectively vanquish his foe. A panda who did the job very well. A panda who I found a little aggressive for a small child. A panda who commits acts of horrible violence in this disturbing not-for-kids movie. A panda who belly-slams Wall-E and one of Wall-E's eye-lenses pops loose. A panda who, to my mind represents cartoon violence. A secular panda whose story reflects biblical truth. A panda who surprised everyone, including himself, on what he could achieve if he set his mind to it. A panda who teaches kids they can excel to whatever their will takes them if they learn discipline, sacrifice, compassion, patience, toil and respect. A panda who engages in some traditional spiritually enlightening self-discovery. A panda who gives the message regarding inner strength and belief in oneself, and action. A cartoon panda who is essentially Chris Farley in Beverly Hills Ninja. A panda who resembles Luke having to learn the ways of the Force to defeat Darth Wader. A fighting panda bear based on Jack Black. A panda who is obviously based "largely" (no pun intended) on Jack Black's actual character. A panda who, unfortunately does not give Jack Black any room to do his thing in this movie. A panda who tells us God has chosen me and you (Isaiah 43:1) He has chosen us to be his great warriors; to "bind up the broken hearted, to proclaim liberty to the captives, and freedom to prisoners, to proclaim the favorable year of the Lord and the day of vengeance of our God." A panda with hilariously quivering "Scrat Eyes." A panda whose fur is as realistic as it would be in a non-animated movie. A panda whose father is inexplicably--a goose. A panda who helps his father at a noodle restaurant but his dream is to become a Kung Fu Master. A clumsy, overweight panda who dreams of becoming a kung fu master like China's revered "furious five," but instead seems destined to follow in the footsteps of his father and grandfather in the restaurant business. A rotund restaurant worker panda whom the village elders improbably designate as the warrior chosen to defend their homes against the prophesied return of a fearsome fighter. A panda who works in his family’s noodle shop while daydreaming about becoming a Kung Fu master. A giant panda who dreams of being the most "awesomely awesome" Kung-Fu master that ever walked the planet. A panda who dreams of kung fu madness but who works in his father's (who happens to be a goose--classic) noodle shop. A panda who I expected to execute some winning maneuver culled from his background balancing hot dishes of noodles, serving noodles every day in his father's noodle shop--but that never happens. A clumsy, hungry panda who can't stop eating or goofing around long enough to complete his training. A panda whose fighting techniques are strictly ad hoc. A panda who's not the most likely candidate for Dragon Warrior. A lazy, irreverent slacker panda who is the biggest fan of Kung Fu around. A panda who is a sweet character audiences will instantly take to. A panda who is both cuddly and funny--what more could you want (well that suits me in a man, so I'm sold)?! An indolent cartoon panda. An appealing schnook of a panda. A beloved Kung Fu-practicing panda. A panda who was "pleasant," "agreeable," "warm," etc. A fat panda who you get to see kicking some butt. A fat Panda who kicks butt and earns my respect and he will yours too. A panda hero. A panda who wins support through the sheer force of his likeable personality (and his secret noodle soup). A the Panda Bear who keeps on fighting no matter what the others think of him. A panda who is a flawed character, one that a lot of people can relate to because he dreams, he's funny, and he can laugh at himself. A furry, funny and cute big panda. A chubby panda. A self-deprecating, pudgy panda. A panda who shows chubby kids they may not be the ideal, but they're certainly no damaged goods. A panda whose power is an admixture of sloth and gluttony. A panda who's a great role model for kids who are not slim and athletic. A panda who is geared to please the fattest, laziest youth to have ever lived on earth. But by the accident, he became a panda that will rescue the world.
Friday, April 17, 2009
A Panda That Has Been Highly Trained In The Martial Arts (cont.)
A panda who was sort of cute, but the whole talking, wacky animals premise is so old it’s dead and needs to be buried. A panda who provides a much-needed roundhouse kick to the American animation industry. A panda who has moments of over indulgence, but in general is a sweet likable character, that you really do want to root for. A panda who was the underdog that comes and saves the day. A panda who smacks a fresh coat of paint on the archetypal martial arts tale of the underdog who learns self-discipline by believing in himself to become his own master and save the day. A cartoon panda who does kung fu with the slacker wit and squeezable charm of Jack Black. A panda who, first off, he's the main character and second, HE"S VOICED BY JACK BLACK!!!!!!! A panda who was cool too although there were a couple of Jackisms that made me pull out of believing the story. A panda who goes “skedoosh” which IS a pop culture self reference to Jack Black. I wished this panda was a bit less, well, Jack Black and a bit more panda. A panda who was lackluster in some places. Panda is in my socks. Pandaa. Pandaaa. teh panda rocks my socks. The 4 year old client behind me told his mom "Don’t worry… he's been trained… he’s gonna eat the tiger." A panda he’s very likable. A panda who is my favorite super kung fu panda ;D A panda who just made that funny face when the tigress was talking about her life and tai long life that was funny :D A panda who gets acupuncture, and he makes the VERY funny face. I love panda! panda is so cute,cute ,cute! Do you love panda? very..................very ..................cute... I like panda :-)) i like the panda :P he is stupid but when it comes for fighting hes the best then. This panda was the bestest ever! Po... po po po po pooooooo po... Panda poo! A panda who is awkward, unsure, full of lacking, and the most unlikely of heroes. altho he seen to be sort of stupid he still gives a lsn to those four masters!! Never give up and he always beleived in himself. I like the panda sooo much :} Po is a little bit stupid , but i like the way that he was studing to fight - with biscuits :D Don’t get me wrong, but the first time I heard about Kung fu Panda, all I thought was--it’s just another animated movie. I didn’t understand why my cousin obsessed about this movie. She had set her ringtone and wallpaper with Kung fu Panda’s stuff! I thought it to be childish. But now, after me watching it, I want to set my wallpaper as this Panda too. I understand now. The obsession, the love, the whole hooplah around the movie. I get it. Totally. Let me tell you, this is not just any animated movie. It’s an inspiration beyond thought. It shows a path where there isn’t any. The concept, along with the animation works, dialogs and voices, is just so … beyond any word describable. I might be just carried away with the movie. But you have to watch this movie to actually feel what I feel right now. The panda's name Po strikes me as a bit boring for a character who is pretty memorable. Now, despite having no children, I want to go watch Kung Fu Panda. Mayumi: Kung Fu Panda has grown on me, I’ll admit. My kid’s simple questions have prompted deeper exegeses. I’ll have to rent Kungfu Panda now. A few days ago, I watched Kungfu Panda. It's really good, ten points, five stars, fucking awesome, A +, strongly recommended. I want to be trained by the great master, who by the way has defeated the most deadly enemy in the history of mankind and beyond. One kid nearby was giggling like a mental patient when the panda ate the cookies.
Kung Fu Panda February 13, 2008
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What’s a panda to do when his dreams of kung-fu awesomeness awake to the cold reality of noodle-making? This large awkward Panda makes noddle soup just like his father, who is actually a goose. Clumsy, overweight Po (Jack Black) dreams of becoming a kung fu master like China’s revered “furious five,” but instead seems destined to follow in the footsteps of his father and grandfather in the restaurant business. A panda, a noodle maker’s son (more like adopted son), who dreams of becoming a great Kung fu star. But his reality shows him making and serving noodles and if he does well one day he will earn the right to know the secret ingredient of the “secret ingredient” soup from his father. A panda who spends his time toiling in his father’s noodle shop, and fantasizing about becoming a kung fu master like his idols, the Furious Five. A fat panda who dreams of becoming a kung fu master while his well-meaning father, Mr. Ping, is unwavering in his vision of his son’s destiny as a hallowed noodle cook. A panda who finds himself elevated from noodle cook to kung fu master. A panda who isn’t up to the challenge at first. So, OK, it’s predictable that the panda will find a way to perfect Kung Fu and defeat his enemy. If anything, the panda represented the Chinese people (because it's a national symbol), who rises to be recognized by the general public (as played out in the film). This is the story of normal Panda became a legend. An overweight panda having fantasies about one day becoming a Kung Fu master. Panda and friends in a quest to become the ultimate fighting champion. A fat, lazy panda that works in his dad's noodle shop while secretly dreaming of being a Kung Fu master. A panda who is the laziest of all the animals in the Valley of Peace, but unwittingly becomes the chosen one when enemies threaten their way of life. A panda who is chosen to fulfill an ancient prophecy and become the Dragon Warrior in order to save the Valley of Peace from an evil snow leopard. A panda who dreams of Kung Fu glory alongside his idols, the Furious Five, who train inside the misty palace grounds above the store. A lazy panda who idolises the Furious Five kung fu champions. A panda who must overcome his own fears, the annoyance of the peevish Master Shifu and the resentment of the Furious Five. A panda who is the latest student at a martial arts dojo that trains warriors for epic battles. A panda who must face some new terror that has emerged, despite his propensity for being lazy and not having any of the discipline or skills exemplified by his more studious fellow students. A panda who is quite a fan of the martial arts, but untrained enthusiasm and pudgy naivete aren’t going to be enough to defeat Tai Lung. A panda who is an unconventional student to say the least, hilarity reigns as Shifu tries desperately to make him into some semblance of a kung fu warrior. A panda who, when a series of accidental events brings him to the master of the five and he is named “The Dragon Master” he can’t exactly comprehend what is happening. A panda who is trained in the martial arts. A PANDA WHO KICKS SOME SERIOUS A$$$. Fat panda that he is, nobody really believes that he could be the greatest warrior of all times. A panda who managed to single-handedly defeat a ferocious snow leopard kung fu master. A bumbling panda who can barely lift a punch against a punching bag. A panda who wasn't even doing kung fu but just flipping around around at speeds the human eye can’t register. So there’s just a bunch of blurry crap going on that bears no resemblance to kung fu. A panda who just magically got it after a day or 2. What a great message. Also, there is more to kung fu than beating another person. The problem is Pandas, esp this panda are large, clumsy and really doesn't even know kung fu. A panda who becomes the dragon warrior, receiving the scroll he reads it and to his disappointment all he sees is his own reflection. A panda who was at least good at making noodles. A panda who tai-lung hittin n he ws lafin. A big fat Panda who learns how to do Kung Fu in the aptly titled Kung Fu Panda. A panda who can now say, “I know Kung-Fu.”
A panda who was sort of cute, but the whole talking, wacky animals premise is so old it’s dead and needs to be buried. A panda who provides a much-needed roundhouse kick to the American animation industry. A panda who has moments of over indulgence, but in general is a sweet likable character, that you really do want to root for. A panda who was the underdog that comes and saves the day. A panda who smacks a fresh coat of paint on the archetypal martial arts tale of the underdog who learns self-discipline by believing in himself to become his own master and save the day. A cartoon panda who does kung fu with the slacker wit and squeezable charm of Jack Black. A panda who, first off, he's the main character and second, HE"S VOICED BY JACK BLACK!!!!!!! A panda who was cool too although there were a couple of Jackisms that made me pull out of believing the story. A panda who goes “skedoosh” which IS a pop culture self reference to Jack Black. I wished this panda was a bit less, well, Jack Black and a bit more panda. A panda who was lackluster in some places. Panda is in my socks. Pandaa. Pandaaa. teh panda rocks my socks. The 4 year old client behind me told his mom "Don’t worry… he's been trained… he’s gonna eat the tiger." A panda he’s very likable. A panda who is my favorite super kung fu panda ;D A panda who just made that funny face when the tigress was talking about her life and tai long life that was funny :D A panda who gets acupuncture, and he makes the VERY funny face. I love panda! panda is so cute,cute ,cute! Do you love panda? very..................very ..................cute... I like panda :-)) i like the panda :P he is stupid but when it comes for fighting hes the best then. This panda was the bestest ever! Po... po po po po pooooooo po... Panda poo! A panda who is awkward, unsure, full of lacking, and the most unlikely of heroes. altho he seen to be sort of stupid he still gives a lsn to those four masters!! Never give up and he always beleived in himself. I like the panda sooo much :} Po is a little bit stupid , but i like the way that he was studing to fight - with biscuits :D Don’t get me wrong, but the first time I heard about Kung fu Panda, all I thought was--it’s just another animated movie. I didn’t understand why my cousin obsessed about this movie. She had set her ringtone and wallpaper with Kung fu Panda’s stuff! I thought it to be childish. But now, after me watching it, I want to set my wallpaper as this Panda too. I understand now. The obsession, the love, the whole hooplah around the movie. I get it. Totally. Let me tell you, this is not just any animated movie. It’s an inspiration beyond thought. It shows a path where there isn’t any. The concept, along with the animation works, dialogs and voices, is just so … beyond any word describable. I might be just carried away with the movie. But you have to watch this movie to actually feel what I feel right now. The panda's name Po strikes me as a bit boring for a character who is pretty memorable. Now, despite having no children, I want to go watch Kung Fu Panda. Mayumi: Kung Fu Panda has grown on me, I’ll admit. My kid’s simple questions have prompted deeper exegeses. I’ll have to rent Kungfu Panda now. A few days ago, I watched Kungfu Panda. It's really good, ten points, five stars, fucking awesome, A +, strongly recommended. I want to be trained by the great master, who by the way has defeated the most deadly enemy in the history of mankind and beyond. One kid nearby was giggling like a mental patient when the panda ate the cookies.
Kung Fu Panda February 13, 2008
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What’s a panda to do when his dreams of kung-fu awesomeness awake to the cold reality of noodle-making? This large awkward Panda makes noddle soup just like his father, who is actually a goose. Clumsy, overweight Po (Jack Black) dreams of becoming a kung fu master like China’s revered “furious five,” but instead seems destined to follow in the footsteps of his father and grandfather in the restaurant business. A panda, a noodle maker’s son (more like adopted son), who dreams of becoming a great Kung fu star. But his reality shows him making and serving noodles and if he does well one day he will earn the right to know the secret ingredient of the “secret ingredient” soup from his father. A panda who spends his time toiling in his father’s noodle shop, and fantasizing about becoming a kung fu master like his idols, the Furious Five. A fat panda who dreams of becoming a kung fu master while his well-meaning father, Mr. Ping, is unwavering in his vision of his son’s destiny as a hallowed noodle cook. A panda who finds himself elevated from noodle cook to kung fu master. A panda who isn’t up to the challenge at first. So, OK, it’s predictable that the panda will find a way to perfect Kung Fu and defeat his enemy. If anything, the panda represented the Chinese people (because it's a national symbol), who rises to be recognized by the general public (as played out in the film). This is the story of normal Panda became a legend. An overweight panda having fantasies about one day becoming a Kung Fu master. Panda and friends in a quest to become the ultimate fighting champion. A fat, lazy panda that works in his dad's noodle shop while secretly dreaming of being a Kung Fu master. A panda who is the laziest of all the animals in the Valley of Peace, but unwittingly becomes the chosen one when enemies threaten their way of life. A panda who is chosen to fulfill an ancient prophecy and become the Dragon Warrior in order to save the Valley of Peace from an evil snow leopard. A panda who dreams of Kung Fu glory alongside his idols, the Furious Five, who train inside the misty palace grounds above the store. A lazy panda who idolises the Furious Five kung fu champions. A panda who must overcome his own fears, the annoyance of the peevish Master Shifu and the resentment of the Furious Five. A panda who is the latest student at a martial arts dojo that trains warriors for epic battles. A panda who must face some new terror that has emerged, despite his propensity for being lazy and not having any of the discipline or skills exemplified by his more studious fellow students. A panda who is quite a fan of the martial arts, but untrained enthusiasm and pudgy naivete aren’t going to be enough to defeat Tai Lung. A panda who is an unconventional student to say the least, hilarity reigns as Shifu tries desperately to make him into some semblance of a kung fu warrior. A panda who, when a series of accidental events brings him to the master of the five and he is named “The Dragon Master” he can’t exactly comprehend what is happening. A panda who is trained in the martial arts. A PANDA WHO KICKS SOME SERIOUS A$$$. Fat panda that he is, nobody really believes that he could be the greatest warrior of all times. A panda who managed to single-handedly defeat a ferocious snow leopard kung fu master. A bumbling panda who can barely lift a punch against a punching bag. A panda who wasn't even doing kung fu but just flipping around around at speeds the human eye can’t register. So there’s just a bunch of blurry crap going on that bears no resemblance to kung fu. A panda who just magically got it after a day or 2. What a great message. Also, there is more to kung fu than beating another person. The problem is Pandas, esp this panda are large, clumsy and really doesn't even know kung fu. A panda who becomes the dragon warrior, receiving the scroll he reads it and to his disappointment all he sees is his own reflection. A panda who was at least good at making noodles. A panda who tai-lung hittin n he ws lafin. A big fat Panda who learns how to do Kung Fu in the aptly titled Kung Fu Panda. A panda who can now say, “I know Kung-Fu.”
Monday, April 13, 2009
A Panda That Has Been Highly Trained In The Martial Arts (cont.)
A giant panda who dreams of becoming a kung fu master. A panda who finds himself elevated from noodle cook to kung fu master. A rotund panda who slaves over noodles in the family restaurant but yearns to be a kung-fu master. A panda who seems destined to serve noodles for the rest of his life until he is picked by a kung fu master as the Dragon Warrior. A panda who dreams of someday becoming a Kung Fu master, but instead seems destined to spend his life working at the family noodle shop. A panda who dreams of being a kung fu fighter, but his reality is working at his dad’s noodle shop. A panda who dreams of breaking out of his father's soup kitchen (not what it sounds like) and becoming a master of kung fu. A noodle-selling panda bear who dreams of Kung Fu fame but remains stuck in a career through questionable genetic default. A panda who's a waiter at a noodle restaurant, whose father also happens to be the son of a duck. A panda who daydreams of being a kung fu fighter while slinging noodles at his dad’s noodle shop somewhere in an ancient China where talking, anthropomorphic animals once roamed. A rambunctious panda who is frustrated that his life has settled in the family business. A panda who dreams of being something greater than his food-loving lazy self. A panda who must overcome the self-imposed insecurities, harness an inner force, and discover that in his greatest weakness, he can be the strongest. A panda whose kung fu dexterity is honed by his hunger for dumplings. A panda who was being influenced by food in his training. A panda who is demeaning to overweight people. A panda who got slapped onto a bunch of Kelloggs snack and breakfast food. A panda who more or less just bumbles his way into beating the bad guy, falling down the hill, sitting on him (another fat joke), and being impossible to actually hurt because…wait for it…he’s fat! A panda who’s seen gnoshing on some snacks while the master glares disapprovingly. A panda who promotes obesity & eating too much. A cartoon panda who is far enough from reality that kids are not going to walk away from watching this pudgy bear and go on to either emulate his food gobbling or make fun of heftier people in real life. A panda who will turn kids on to asian cuisine, which in many ways is far healthier than American cuisine. A panda who found his way to eat the monkey cookies (hmmm that didn’t come out right) and everyone laughed during the training with the food sequence. A panda who is not good for children. A panda whose smart aleck lines and attitude are the kinds of things that DO creep into the minds and hearts of kids, creating those 12 and under cynical back-talkers. A panda who is mind-garbage for children. A panda who had a great father-son relationship with his dad. A panda who loved his dad, treated him with respect, even when he disagreed with him, it was respectful and polite. A panda who was like a big, obnoxious commercial for stuffed animals and video games. A panda whose fight scenes were CRAZY! I'm going to try them at home. A panda whose nerdity I really connected with. A panda who is basically a modern day fanboy but being one myself the storytellers are forgiven. A bumbling Chinese panda. A fat panda getting tired of running up stairs/falling. A panda who was living in China yet had an American accent, plus all of the asians were minor characters. A panda who can fall hundreds of feet without getting hurt.. it kinda takes the “danger" out of the action. The fact that it’s about a Panda Bear, should have told you this is not a serious Kung Fu movie. A panda whose character is a little out-of-the-box and a bit thin. A panda who is a most endearing and sincere character. A panda who is pretty damn cute. A panda with a beautiful cowlick on top of his head! A panda who is heartfelt, very funny, and the action is hot. A panda who felt very honest and vulnerable. A panda who has a lot of appeal, I couldn’t stop looking at him, his face, or his motion. A panda who you'd think would be much funnier. A panda whose personality was rather thin. A panda who bordered on annoying at times. a panda who is nice. damn funny plss.. i think u’ll like it. A panda who they kept saying its really nice but no leh, doesnt appeal to me leh. plus i think the panda looks boring--not cute at all one. The movie captures this panda's soulfulness as well as his infuriating doltishness. A panda who is HILARIOUS, but at the same time so sweet. Anyone bitching about this panda being light on character is delusional. A panda who dreams of escaping his humdrum life and becoming a kung fu master. A panda who is… LEGENDARILY AWESOME! A panda character who is so awesome and so famous kids keep remembering his name the second is his arch-enemy the snow leopard was second cause kids like him cause his bad to the bone, I think the characters are becoming a kid’s icon each and everyday like the tigress she’s becoming popular to kids too. A panda who dreams of glorious triumphs, in which onlookers were "blinded due to overexposure to pure awesomeness." A panda who used to be lazy, uninspired and unhappy, but when he found his calling and learned to believe in himself, he saw that he didn’t have to become someone else–-or what everyone “expected” the dragon warrior to be–-he just had to discover his own unique strengths. A big lovable panda bear who is the just-believe-in-yourself hero on a journey of self-discovery. A panda who is determined, and he doesn’t quit. A panda who seemingly promotes an atheistic, there-is-nothing-but-you humanism. A panda whose ineptitude is highlighted when a punching bag comes back to hit him, sending him flying across the room. A panda who is fuglier than a dog's breakfast and duller than oatmeal. A panda whose crummy attitude is like biting into a fortune cookie full of rotten meat. A panda who seemingly everyone in the blogosphere shat upon based on the movie's trailer. A panda whose gut jiggling to punches and kicks was just right not too real, but not too cartoony as well. A panda who is your average, ordinary, "nobody" becoming the hero that he never thought he could be. A panda who kicks your mom's ass hahaha. A panda who dazzles with humor and martial arts panache. A panda who also got profiled in American Airlines' American Way magazine.
A giant panda who dreams of becoming a kung fu master. A panda who finds himself elevated from noodle cook to kung fu master. A rotund panda who slaves over noodles in the family restaurant but yearns to be a kung-fu master. A panda who seems destined to serve noodles for the rest of his life until he is picked by a kung fu master as the Dragon Warrior. A panda who dreams of someday becoming a Kung Fu master, but instead seems destined to spend his life working at the family noodle shop. A panda who dreams of being a kung fu fighter, but his reality is working at his dad’s noodle shop. A panda who dreams of breaking out of his father's soup kitchen (not what it sounds like) and becoming a master of kung fu. A noodle-selling panda bear who dreams of Kung Fu fame but remains stuck in a career through questionable genetic default. A panda who's a waiter at a noodle restaurant, whose father also happens to be the son of a duck. A panda who daydreams of being a kung fu fighter while slinging noodles at his dad’s noodle shop somewhere in an ancient China where talking, anthropomorphic animals once roamed. A rambunctious panda who is frustrated that his life has settled in the family business. A panda who dreams of being something greater than his food-loving lazy self. A panda who must overcome the self-imposed insecurities, harness an inner force, and discover that in his greatest weakness, he can be the strongest. A panda whose kung fu dexterity is honed by his hunger for dumplings. A panda who was being influenced by food in his training. A panda who is demeaning to overweight people. A panda who got slapped onto a bunch of Kelloggs snack and breakfast food. A panda who more or less just bumbles his way into beating the bad guy, falling down the hill, sitting on him (another fat joke), and being impossible to actually hurt because…wait for it…he’s fat! A panda who’s seen gnoshing on some snacks while the master glares disapprovingly. A panda who promotes obesity & eating too much. A cartoon panda who is far enough from reality that kids are not going to walk away from watching this pudgy bear and go on to either emulate his food gobbling or make fun of heftier people in real life. A panda who will turn kids on to asian cuisine, which in many ways is far healthier than American cuisine. A panda who found his way to eat the monkey cookies (hmmm that didn’t come out right) and everyone laughed during the training with the food sequence. A panda who is not good for children. A panda whose smart aleck lines and attitude are the kinds of things that DO creep into the minds and hearts of kids, creating those 12 and under cynical back-talkers. A panda who is mind-garbage for children. A panda who had a great father-son relationship with his dad. A panda who loved his dad, treated him with respect, even when he disagreed with him, it was respectful and polite. A panda who was like a big, obnoxious commercial for stuffed animals and video games. A panda whose fight scenes were CRAZY! I'm going to try them at home. A panda whose nerdity I really connected with. A panda who is basically a modern day fanboy but being one myself the storytellers are forgiven. A bumbling Chinese panda. A fat panda getting tired of running up stairs/falling. A panda who was living in China yet had an American accent, plus all of the asians were minor characters. A panda who can fall hundreds of feet without getting hurt.. it kinda takes the “danger" out of the action. The fact that it’s about a Panda Bear, should have told you this is not a serious Kung Fu movie. A panda whose character is a little out-of-the-box and a bit thin. A panda who is a most endearing and sincere character. A panda who is pretty damn cute. A panda with a beautiful cowlick on top of his head! A panda who is heartfelt, very funny, and the action is hot. A panda who felt very honest and vulnerable. A panda who has a lot of appeal, I couldn’t stop looking at him, his face, or his motion. A panda who you'd think would be much funnier. A panda whose personality was rather thin. A panda who bordered on annoying at times. a panda who is nice. damn funny plss.. i think u’ll like it. A panda who they kept saying its really nice but no leh, doesnt appeal to me leh. plus i think the panda looks boring--not cute at all one. The movie captures this panda's soulfulness as well as his infuriating doltishness. A panda who is HILARIOUS, but at the same time so sweet. Anyone bitching about this panda being light on character is delusional. A panda who dreams of escaping his humdrum life and becoming a kung fu master. A panda who is… LEGENDARILY AWESOME! A panda character who is so awesome and so famous kids keep remembering his name the second is his arch-enemy the snow leopard was second cause kids like him cause his bad to the bone, I think the characters are becoming a kid’s icon each and everyday like the tigress she’s becoming popular to kids too. A panda who dreams of glorious triumphs, in which onlookers were "blinded due to overexposure to pure awesomeness." A panda who used to be lazy, uninspired and unhappy, but when he found his calling and learned to believe in himself, he saw that he didn’t have to become someone else–-or what everyone “expected” the dragon warrior to be–-he just had to discover his own unique strengths. A big lovable panda bear who is the just-believe-in-yourself hero on a journey of self-discovery. A panda who is determined, and he doesn’t quit. A panda who seemingly promotes an atheistic, there-is-nothing-but-you humanism. A panda whose ineptitude is highlighted when a punching bag comes back to hit him, sending him flying across the room. A panda who is fuglier than a dog's breakfast and duller than oatmeal. A panda whose crummy attitude is like biting into a fortune cookie full of rotten meat. A panda who seemingly everyone in the blogosphere shat upon based on the movie's trailer. A panda whose gut jiggling to punches and kicks was just right not too real, but not too cartoony as well. A panda who is your average, ordinary, "nobody" becoming the hero that he never thought he could be. A panda who kicks your mom's ass hahaha. A panda who dazzles with humor and martial arts panache. A panda who also got profiled in American Airlines' American Way magazine.
Sunday, April 12, 2009
A Panda That Has Been Highly Trained In The Martial Arts (cont.)
What's going on with Panda? This panda, a Chinese national symbol, is a bit of a slouch. A panda who's carting around some serious poundage. A panda who transcends his personal slovenliness and becomes a lean, mean fighting machine. A panda of large size and small lung capacity. A panda with unlikely martial arts aspirations. A cartoon panda who delivers the standard 'be yourself' message. A panda who has to learn to perform an art he has merely read about. A panda who, like all of us, worries a lot about something he has not necessarily had to face yet. A panda who longs to be a master of kung fu, but his large size and voracious appetite stand in his way. A panda whose kung fu only starts to improve during a fiercely contested battle for the last dumpling. A sweet but timid roly-poly panda in ancient China who idolizes his martial arts heroes, the Furious Five. A lazy, overweight Panda who idolises the Furious Five kung fu champions. A fat panda who gatecrashes an initiation ceremony and is accidentally chosen to be the mythical Dragon Warrior. An overweight panda with oversized dreams. This panda is the usual type of underachiever who invariably headlines toon romps of this nature. An overweight, soft, clumsy, noodle-making Panda who dreams of martial arts glory. A panda I became a fan of after about five minutes. A cute, highly-merchandizable panda. An overweight, under-motivated noodle loving black and white bear. A panda who just wants to make friends and fight Kung Fu. A panda who learns kung fu: if that sounds good to you, then have at it. A potbellied panda who can't even manage a long flight of steps yet becomes a kung fu master, huffing and puffing all the way. A drowsy, roly-poly panda with a big martial arts dream. A big fat panda who has to defeat one of the greatest kung fu champions around. A memorable slacker panda who, in spite of himself, still manages to rise to the occasion. A slacker panda who gets more than he bargained for when he is pitted against a vengeful snow leopard. A panda who is informed that he is the chosen one, destined to *beat up* a guy who has escaped from prison and who is spending the entire movie walking to town. A slovenly panda who finds himself drawn into tense times when civilization is challenged by the prison break-out of a powerful and dangerous warrior. A goofball panda who becomes a fighting master. A panda who knows no actual kung fu, is vastly overweight, and can barely stop eating long enough to train. Your average model panda: fat, fuzzy, two-tone. This panda is a flunky who haggles for his own selfish ends. A panda who is all about the prestige of being what he’s always dreamed of but has no idea how achieve it. A panda who's pretty, but in a phony Hollywood China Doll kind of way. Um urso panda preguiçoso. A giant panda and the downright laziest animal in the Valley of Peace. A round, cuddly, slow-moving panda that turns into the unlikeliest of heroes by getting hooked on the sharp and pointy disciplines of Chinese martial arts. A panda who gets accidentally selected to become the fabled Dragon Warrior and tries desperately to prove himself. A panda who Is somehow chosen as the Dragon Warrior, the legendary defender of the peaceful against the forces of evil and rage. A fat and lazy Giant Panda who is accidentally chosen to be the next Dragon Warrior when the former title holder, a snow leopard gone bad, threatens China's majestic Valley of Peace. A panda with a big butt that lands right on Tai Lung's face! A panda who is a slacker-dreamer. A goofy, slobby, well intentioned and likeable panda. A clumsy, rotund panda who daydreams of being a kung fu hero. A roly-poly panda thinking he can be a kung fu master. A big fat Panda who learns how to do Kung Fu. An overweight panda who longs to become a martial arts expert. A panda who makes good use of his roly-poly tummy as a launching pad. A clumsy panda. A panda who can hardly get out of bed in the morning he's so flabby. An unpromising lump of panda flab. A panda whose technique is based on his appetite. A panda who basically the movie studio is not going to have him get his ass kicked, sending the kids home crying and hurting merchandise opportunities. This panda delivers a cuddle more than a thump.
What's going on with Panda? This panda, a Chinese national symbol, is a bit of a slouch. A panda who's carting around some serious poundage. A panda who transcends his personal slovenliness and becomes a lean, mean fighting machine. A panda of large size and small lung capacity. A panda with unlikely martial arts aspirations. A cartoon panda who delivers the standard 'be yourself' message. A panda who has to learn to perform an art he has merely read about. A panda who, like all of us, worries a lot about something he has not necessarily had to face yet. A panda who longs to be a master of kung fu, but his large size and voracious appetite stand in his way. A panda whose kung fu only starts to improve during a fiercely contested battle for the last dumpling. A sweet but timid roly-poly panda in ancient China who idolizes his martial arts heroes, the Furious Five. A lazy, overweight Panda who idolises the Furious Five kung fu champions. A fat panda who gatecrashes an initiation ceremony and is accidentally chosen to be the mythical Dragon Warrior. An overweight panda with oversized dreams. This panda is the usual type of underachiever who invariably headlines toon romps of this nature. An overweight, soft, clumsy, noodle-making Panda who dreams of martial arts glory. A panda I became a fan of after about five minutes. A cute, highly-merchandizable panda. An overweight, under-motivated noodle loving black and white bear. A panda who just wants to make friends and fight Kung Fu. A panda who learns kung fu: if that sounds good to you, then have at it. A potbellied panda who can't even manage a long flight of steps yet becomes a kung fu master, huffing and puffing all the way. A drowsy, roly-poly panda with a big martial arts dream. A big fat panda who has to defeat one of the greatest kung fu champions around. A memorable slacker panda who, in spite of himself, still manages to rise to the occasion. A slacker panda who gets more than he bargained for when he is pitted against a vengeful snow leopard. A panda who is informed that he is the chosen one, destined to *beat up* a guy who has escaped from prison and who is spending the entire movie walking to town. A slovenly panda who finds himself drawn into tense times when civilization is challenged by the prison break-out of a powerful and dangerous warrior. A goofball panda who becomes a fighting master. A panda who knows no actual kung fu, is vastly overweight, and can barely stop eating long enough to train. Your average model panda: fat, fuzzy, two-tone. This panda is a flunky who haggles for his own selfish ends. A panda who is all about the prestige of being what he’s always dreamed of but has no idea how achieve it. A panda who's pretty, but in a phony Hollywood China Doll kind of way. Um urso panda preguiçoso. A giant panda and the downright laziest animal in the Valley of Peace. A round, cuddly, slow-moving panda that turns into the unlikeliest of heroes by getting hooked on the sharp and pointy disciplines of Chinese martial arts. A panda who gets accidentally selected to become the fabled Dragon Warrior and tries desperately to prove himself. A panda who Is somehow chosen as the Dragon Warrior, the legendary defender of the peaceful against the forces of evil and rage. A fat and lazy Giant Panda who is accidentally chosen to be the next Dragon Warrior when the former title holder, a snow leopard gone bad, threatens China's majestic Valley of Peace. A panda with a big butt that lands right on Tai Lung's face! A panda who is a slacker-dreamer. A goofy, slobby, well intentioned and likeable panda. A clumsy, rotund panda who daydreams of being a kung fu hero. A roly-poly panda thinking he can be a kung fu master. A big fat Panda who learns how to do Kung Fu. An overweight panda who longs to become a martial arts expert. A panda who makes good use of his roly-poly tummy as a launching pad. A clumsy panda. A panda who can hardly get out of bed in the morning he's so flabby. An unpromising lump of panda flab. A panda whose technique is based on his appetite. A panda who basically the movie studio is not going to have him get his ass kicked, sending the kids home crying and hurting merchandise opportunities. This panda delivers a cuddle more than a thump.
Thursday, April 09, 2009
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
A Panda That Has Been Highly Trained In The Martial Arts (cont.)
"A panda who resembles Black only in a few mannerisms."
A panda who is not the most naturally talented Kung Fu fighter. A panda who is more rolly polly than streamlined and graceful. A panda who is round, squishy, and good-hearted. A panda who is loveable, out of shape, and noodilicious. A big oaf panda. A rotund panda with delusions of martial arts grandeur. A big, furry, black-and-white, roly-poly panda. A fat, lazy, underachieving slob panda. A flabby panda. A panda who needs about a thousand hours on the Stairmaster. A panda who throws his considerable bulk into the task, unbowed by reality or even physics. A panda who is the messiah-figure Dragon Warrior. A panda who reaches down inside of himself to find his own strength and courage and whatnot. A panda whose transformation is slightly disappointing. A good panda. A panda who has to fulfill his destiny and save the day even with his bad back, lack of puff and low self-esteem. A panda about whom the film makes a Kantian (unfounded) assumption that goodness is somehow preferable. A panda who presents the "nothingness" of Buddhism to little minds. A panda who crams fruit into his mouth under the Bodhi Tree. A panda with encyclopedic Kung Fu fan-boy knowledge. A panda who is a master of kung fu but isn't able to overcome the lazy storytelling and cheapo audio recording on the DVD. A bumbling panda who aspires to be a kung fu master. A fat panda who loves kung fu. A panda who is able to hold his own--more or less--in the kung fu style. A lumbering panda. A kick-tail, chop-socky fighting machine panda. A panda that could do kung fu. A clumsy, overweight panda who works in the family's noodle restaurant and harbours a fan's enthusiasm for martial arts and its greatest practitioners, the legendary Furious Five. The panda is a likeable oaf. A fat and lazy panda who dreams of being a martial arts ninja. A clumsy, wannabe martial artist, who’s ridiculed by his peers but eventually becomes a warrior under the unconventional tutelage of his sifu. A good-hearted panda. A panda who can never climb the stone steps up to the Temple without having to pause at the top, bent over holding his knees, breathing heavily and being obviously on the verge of throwing up, but who becomes a master of kung fu. A panda who must overcome his saggy belly and inherent clumsiness to fulfil an ancient prophecy and restore calm to the valley. This panda is basically Rocky, but fat and a panda. A panda that looks like Jack Black in a big hot panda suit. A panda who is basically Jack Black wearing a cartoon suit, rather than just lending his voice. A cuddly panda voiced by a guy who once sang, “With karate I’ll kick your ass.” A roly-poly panda voiced by Jack Black. A computer-animated and fully anthropomorphized panda. A panda who resembles Black only in a few mannerisms. A panda that was probably based on Jackie Chan. An out of shape panda who dreams of being a martial arts master rather than one day taking over his father's noodle business. A panda who has big dreams but an entirely mundane life of serving noodles to customers at his father’s noodle shop. A panda who gets stuck serving noodles in his dad's restaurant. A panda who works for his father in a noodle shop that always is filled with customers. A talking panda who works in a noodle shop but dreams of training for kung fu with his idols. A kung fu-loving nerd panda living his father's dream in a noodle shop--his dad's a duck, by the way. A panda whose dad for some reason appears to be a large emaciated bird, very similar to Big Bird in Sesame Street. A panda whose father is a duck who runs a humble noodle shop. Why a duck? That's a mystery. Even the panda's father is not a panda at all but a stork. I would really like to figure out how these animals procreate. A panda but his dad is a goose, a discrepancy he never seems to notice. This is symbolic of the emptiness within our hero Panda.
"A panda who resembles Black only in a few mannerisms."
A panda who is not the most naturally talented Kung Fu fighter. A panda who is more rolly polly than streamlined and graceful. A panda who is round, squishy, and good-hearted. A panda who is loveable, out of shape, and noodilicious. A big oaf panda. A rotund panda with delusions of martial arts grandeur. A big, furry, black-and-white, roly-poly panda. A fat, lazy, underachieving slob panda. A flabby panda. A panda who needs about a thousand hours on the Stairmaster. A panda who throws his considerable bulk into the task, unbowed by reality or even physics. A panda who is the messiah-figure Dragon Warrior. A panda who reaches down inside of himself to find his own strength and courage and whatnot. A panda whose transformation is slightly disappointing. A good panda. A panda who has to fulfill his destiny and save the day even with his bad back, lack of puff and low self-esteem. A panda about whom the film makes a Kantian (unfounded) assumption that goodness is somehow preferable. A panda who presents the "nothingness" of Buddhism to little minds. A panda who crams fruit into his mouth under the Bodhi Tree. A panda with encyclopedic Kung Fu fan-boy knowledge. A panda who is a master of kung fu but isn't able to overcome the lazy storytelling and cheapo audio recording on the DVD. A bumbling panda who aspires to be a kung fu master. A fat panda who loves kung fu. A panda who is able to hold his own--more or less--in the kung fu style. A lumbering panda. A kick-tail, chop-socky fighting machine panda. A panda that could do kung fu. A clumsy, overweight panda who works in the family's noodle restaurant and harbours a fan's enthusiasm for martial arts and its greatest practitioners, the legendary Furious Five. The panda is a likeable oaf. A fat and lazy panda who dreams of being a martial arts ninja. A clumsy, wannabe martial artist, who’s ridiculed by his peers but eventually becomes a warrior under the unconventional tutelage of his sifu. A good-hearted panda. A panda who can never climb the stone steps up to the Temple without having to pause at the top, bent over holding his knees, breathing heavily and being obviously on the verge of throwing up, but who becomes a master of kung fu. A panda who must overcome his saggy belly and inherent clumsiness to fulfil an ancient prophecy and restore calm to the valley. This panda is basically Rocky, but fat and a panda. A panda that looks like Jack Black in a big hot panda suit. A panda who is basically Jack Black wearing a cartoon suit, rather than just lending his voice. A cuddly panda voiced by a guy who once sang, “With karate I’ll kick your ass.” A roly-poly panda voiced by Jack Black. A computer-animated and fully anthropomorphized panda. A panda who resembles Black only in a few mannerisms. A panda that was probably based on Jackie Chan. An out of shape panda who dreams of being a martial arts master rather than one day taking over his father's noodle business. A panda who has big dreams but an entirely mundane life of serving noodles to customers at his father’s noodle shop. A panda who gets stuck serving noodles in his dad's restaurant. A panda who works for his father in a noodle shop that always is filled with customers. A talking panda who works in a noodle shop but dreams of training for kung fu with his idols. A kung fu-loving nerd panda living his father's dream in a noodle shop--his dad's a duck, by the way. A panda whose dad for some reason appears to be a large emaciated bird, very similar to Big Bird in Sesame Street. A panda whose father is a duck who runs a humble noodle shop. Why a duck? That's a mystery. Even the panda's father is not a panda at all but a stork. I would really like to figure out how these animals procreate. A panda but his dad is a goose, a discrepancy he never seems to notice. This is symbolic of the emptiness within our hero Panda.
Monday, March 16, 2009
A Panda That Has Been Highly Trained In The Martial Arts (cont.)
Fat that shocks the universe, sirloin that stuns the martial arts world
-Translation from the movie poster for "Wong Fei Hong vs Kung Fu Panda," a Chinese bootleg sequel to Kung Fu Panda which may or may not exist
I've only seen paintings of this painting!
- Po
A panda who is big and a little clumsy but is the biggest fan of Kung Fu around. A fat panda who dreams of martial arts glory. A panda who's a trained martial artist bear in an environment where the typical citizen is a rabbit. A bumbling Chinese panda named Po. A giant panda with little or no hope of ever becoming a great martial artist. A panda who awakes to dreams of kung-fu awesomeness. A magical young panda that Jack Black does the voice of. A panda who's innocent and has a dream of becoming a kung fu master. A panda who kicks the crap out of other cute furry animals. A panda who kills the tiger/leopard/monster thing. A Chinese cuddly mammal who is fuelled to kill. A panda who is basically an Eastern "Shrek." A fat, lazy fanboy panda working in a noodle shop. A tubby lazy fanboy panda that Jack Black’s been playing all along, except not quite so hairy. A big fat panda named Po who works with his dad in a noodle restaurant and spends his days dreaming of being a kung fu warrior. A panda whose father is a stork of some kind? A panda with unlikely martial arts aspirations. A panda who is so unsure of himself and a klutz in the beginning that he wouldn’t have been allowed in modern Chinese cinema. A panda whose eyes were green, and in Chinese the color green is considered evil. A panda who is an endangered animal used for martial arts. A humble noodle-selling panda. An underachieving, overeating balloon of fur panda. A panda who's full of Asian stereotypes. A panda who is inexperienced yet filled with good intentions. A panda who lives a humdrum existence in The Valley of Peace, unaware of his father's true identity and forced to contend with menial tasks--basically Luke Skywalker. A panda who does the belly bump and thats nothing dirty. A panda who's a kung fu fanboy but he is beaten by a training dummy. A panda who is too busy slinging noodles to learn kung fu. A panda who is too awestruck (and stupid, truth be told) to quit. A panda who just needs to believe in himself. A panda who helped me with my goal setting. A slacker panda who dreams of being a kung fu master. A fun-loving, introspective and rotund panda bear named Po. A panda who beat Wall-E's ass anytime. A panda whose teeth got knocked out by a kiddie punching bag, which we never see missing later. A roly-poly panda who became the Dragon Warrior at the end. A panda who displays impressive agility when he is motivated by food. A panda whose father wants him to go into the noodle shop business but who instead dreams of his martial arts idols. A panda who discovers his destiny as the "chosen one" and trains to become a kung fu hero. A clumsy, lazy panda in China who learns the ancient Chinese martial art/culture of Kung Fu. A panda who's all Buddha'd up and chubby but kicks real high. A panda whose real father it turns out is Tai Lung! A panda that said nothing for his mouth was full. A panda who is is the sort of character you'd expect to be played by Jack Black. A panda who is the son of a noodle maker who tells him that it is his destiny to become a great noodle maker. A big, tubby panda named Po who works in a noodle restaurant owned by his father (which is a goose by the way). An overweight and clumsy panda who works in his father's (who is a goose, by the way) noodle shop but dreams of being a kung fu master. A clumsy but enthusiastic panda bear with Kung Fu stars in his eyes which interferes with his job at the family noodle shop. A young panda entering the last stages of his childhood, where he is beginning to wonder if taking over the tiny noodle shop run by his father Mr. Ping, a stork, is really that future intended for him. A young giant panda and kung fu fanatic who works in his goose father's noodle restaurant. A bumbling panda living in the Valley of Peace, running a local noodle shop with his goose father, Mr. Ping. A heavy-set panda who works in a noodle shop with his dad... a gander. An overweight panda who is the cute son of a noodle maker. A panda who learned kung fu through food techniques. A panda who is fascinated with kung fu, and how that changes his life. A panda who likes his bodacity (as well as his awesomeness). A panda who pwns me. A panda who is resolutely chasing his dream of becoming the Dragon Warrior, while at the same time becoming hopelessly tongue-tied and star-struck just by being in the presence of his competitors. A panda that is so fat that he has trouble getting out of bed in the morning. A fat, lazy, but lovable panda who was chosen to be some more-than-animal warrior that he obviously wasn’t. An endangered animal getting kicked in the face. A sweet, but clumsy panda who has dreams of fighting with the legendary Furious Five and protecting the city against all threats. A lazy, irreverent slacker panda who must somehow become a kung fu master in order to save the Valley of Peace from a villainous snow leopard. A panda who dreams of being more then he is. A panda who unwittingly becomes the chosen one when enemies threaten his people's way of life. An overweight good-for-nothing panda who spends his days dreaming of escape, without wanting to do any of the work that would elevate him from the mundane. A panda with a willpower problem, eating disorders and tendency to run from danger. A panda who is unable to learn without external reward. A panda who is so "weak" as to show sympathy for the evil snow leopard Tai Lung. A very un-funny panda. A panda who becomes the true dragon warrior and is able to defeat the evil Tai Lung, thus saving the village and world from his terror. A panda who goes on to fight against the odds to become the ultimate "The Dragon Warrior" the extreme superior kung fu fighter. A big, fat panda. A panda who does kung fu!
Fat that shocks the universe, sirloin that stuns the martial arts world
-Translation from the movie poster for "Wong Fei Hong vs Kung Fu Panda," a Chinese bootleg sequel to Kung Fu Panda which may or may not exist
I've only seen paintings of this painting!
- Po
A panda who is big and a little clumsy but is the biggest fan of Kung Fu around. A fat panda who dreams of martial arts glory. A panda who's a trained martial artist bear in an environment where the typical citizen is a rabbit. A bumbling Chinese panda named Po. A giant panda with little or no hope of ever becoming a great martial artist. A panda who awakes to dreams of kung-fu awesomeness. A magical young panda that Jack Black does the voice of. A panda who's innocent and has a dream of becoming a kung fu master. A panda who kicks the crap out of other cute furry animals. A panda who kills the tiger/leopard/monster thing. A Chinese cuddly mammal who is fuelled to kill. A panda who is basically an Eastern "Shrek." A fat, lazy fanboy panda working in a noodle shop. A tubby lazy fanboy panda that Jack Black’s been playing all along, except not quite so hairy. A big fat panda named Po who works with his dad in a noodle restaurant and spends his days dreaming of being a kung fu warrior. A panda whose father is a stork of some kind? A panda with unlikely martial arts aspirations. A panda who is so unsure of himself and a klutz in the beginning that he wouldn’t have been allowed in modern Chinese cinema. A panda whose eyes were green, and in Chinese the color green is considered evil. A panda who is an endangered animal used for martial arts. A humble noodle-selling panda. An underachieving, overeating balloon of fur panda. A panda who's full of Asian stereotypes. A panda who is inexperienced yet filled with good intentions. A panda who lives a humdrum existence in The Valley of Peace, unaware of his father's true identity and forced to contend with menial tasks--basically Luke Skywalker. A panda who does the belly bump and thats nothing dirty. A panda who's a kung fu fanboy but he is beaten by a training dummy. A panda who is too busy slinging noodles to learn kung fu. A panda who is too awestruck (and stupid, truth be told) to quit. A panda who just needs to believe in himself. A panda who helped me with my goal setting. A slacker panda who dreams of being a kung fu master. A fun-loving, introspective and rotund panda bear named Po. A panda who beat Wall-E's ass anytime. A panda whose teeth got knocked out by a kiddie punching bag, which we never see missing later. A roly-poly panda who became the Dragon Warrior at the end. A panda who displays impressive agility when he is motivated by food. A panda whose father wants him to go into the noodle shop business but who instead dreams of his martial arts idols. A panda who discovers his destiny as the "chosen one" and trains to become a kung fu hero. A clumsy, lazy panda in China who learns the ancient Chinese martial art/culture of Kung Fu. A panda who's all Buddha'd up and chubby but kicks real high. A panda whose real father it turns out is Tai Lung! A panda that said nothing for his mouth was full. A panda who is is the sort of character you'd expect to be played by Jack Black. A panda who is the son of a noodle maker who tells him that it is his destiny to become a great noodle maker. A big, tubby panda named Po who works in a noodle restaurant owned by his father (which is a goose by the way). An overweight and clumsy panda who works in his father's (who is a goose, by the way) noodle shop but dreams of being a kung fu master. A clumsy but enthusiastic panda bear with Kung Fu stars in his eyes which interferes with his job at the family noodle shop. A young panda entering the last stages of his childhood, where he is beginning to wonder if taking over the tiny noodle shop run by his father Mr. Ping, a stork, is really that future intended for him. A young giant panda and kung fu fanatic who works in his goose father's noodle restaurant. A bumbling panda living in the Valley of Peace, running a local noodle shop with his goose father, Mr. Ping. A heavy-set panda who works in a noodle shop with his dad... a gander. An overweight panda who is the cute son of a noodle maker. A panda who learned kung fu through food techniques. A panda who is fascinated with kung fu, and how that changes his life. A panda who likes his bodacity (as well as his awesomeness). A panda who pwns me. A panda who is resolutely chasing his dream of becoming the Dragon Warrior, while at the same time becoming hopelessly tongue-tied and star-struck just by being in the presence of his competitors. A panda that is so fat that he has trouble getting out of bed in the morning. A fat, lazy, but lovable panda who was chosen to be some more-than-animal warrior that he obviously wasn’t. An endangered animal getting kicked in the face. A sweet, but clumsy panda who has dreams of fighting with the legendary Furious Five and protecting the city against all threats. A lazy, irreverent slacker panda who must somehow become a kung fu master in order to save the Valley of Peace from a villainous snow leopard. A panda who dreams of being more then he is. A panda who unwittingly becomes the chosen one when enemies threaten his people's way of life. An overweight good-for-nothing panda who spends his days dreaming of escape, without wanting to do any of the work that would elevate him from the mundane. A panda with a willpower problem, eating disorders and tendency to run from danger. A panda who is unable to learn without external reward. A panda who is so "weak" as to show sympathy for the evil snow leopard Tai Lung. A very un-funny panda. A panda who becomes the true dragon warrior and is able to defeat the evil Tai Lung, thus saving the village and world from his terror. A panda who goes on to fight against the odds to become the ultimate "The Dragon Warrior" the extreme superior kung fu fighter. A big, fat panda. A panda who does kung fu!
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Unused Titles
Dopo la macchina dei Ghostbusters
Panda Burning Incense Computer Virus
Ultra Rare Ferrari Goes Under the Hammer with a Total of No Comments
By Gentleman I mean Fucktard
Proof that you don’t have to go to Atlantic City to crack out
Things that make me sick, #1 OJ!!!!!
The Entire Script to Ghostbusters II Online
Fuck that, fuck them
Massive Intelligence Failure
Blue Oyster Cult, Godzilla
Don't Tempt the Nugget
Mind-Crushing Haiku
Jactitation
Cola Suck
omg scary
I'm pissed & sh*t about Wisconsin
Thank You For Not Douching Out
Dopo la macchina dei Ghostbusters
Panda Burning Incense Computer Virus
Ultra Rare Ferrari Goes Under the Hammer with a Total of No Comments
By Gentleman I mean Fucktard
Proof that you don’t have to go to Atlantic City to crack out
Things that make me sick, #1 OJ!!!!!
The Entire Script to Ghostbusters II Online
Fuck that, fuck them
Massive Intelligence Failure
Blue Oyster Cult, Godzilla
Don't Tempt the Nugget
Mind-Crushing Haiku
Jactitation
Cola Suck
omg scary
I'm pissed & sh*t about Wisconsin
Thank You For Not Douching Out
Friday, January 30, 2009
The Love That's Finished Doesn't Disappear
Who are the Care Bears etc.
& what do they want etc.
Care Bears who
with their strangely flat affect
like they couldn’t care less
this is not a thought experiment
it is not a "motherfucking Care Bears tea party"
He went poop on the potty for several days in a row.
Have the Undead Presence creep slowly across the land.
Who are the Care Bears etc.
& what do they want etc.
Care Bears who
with their strangely flat affect
like they couldn’t care less
this is not a thought experiment
it is not a "motherfucking Care Bears tea party"
He went poop on the potty for several days in a row.
Have the Undead Presence creep slowly across the land.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Thursday, December 25, 2008
The Love That's Finished Doesn't Disappear
The episode begins at dawn in Care-a-lot
Bedtime is about done for the day. Funshine comes up,
a morning person, and regales Bedtime
with all the plans he has for "this beautiful day."
Bedtime wants to get some sleep, and Funshine
basically sez "Pshaw!" and Tenderheart
calls Funshine out for picking on poor Bedtime.
Tenderheart accuses Funshine of ignoring Bedtime's needs,
and Bedtime's like "Hey now you mention it,
he's right. You should see what I do at night,
then you'd know a thing or two."
The episode begins at dawn in Care-a-lot
Bedtime is about done for the day. Funshine comes up,
a morning person, and regales Bedtime
with all the plans he has for "this beautiful day."
Bedtime wants to get some sleep, and Funshine
basically sez "Pshaw!" and Tenderheart
calls Funshine out for picking on poor Bedtime.
Tenderheart accuses Funshine of ignoring Bedtime's needs,
and Bedtime's like "Hey now you mention it,
he's right. You should see what I do at night,
then you'd know a thing or two."
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
The Love That's Finished Doesn't Disappear
The Care Bear Stare was sort of deus ex machina
the furballs pulled it out when faced
with some tremendous obstacle. They’d all line up
a fiery manifestation of their boundless love
like the Polonium 210 of Caring
smiting their enemies
bringing them sobbing to their bloodied knees
“Everyone knows Care Bears aren’t black and brown,” she sneered
“Your Care Bears look like poop.”
The Care Bear Stare was sort of deus ex machina
the furballs pulled it out when faced
with some tremendous obstacle. They’d all line up
a fiery manifestation of their boundless love
like the Polonium 210 of Caring
smiting their enemies
bringing them sobbing to their bloodied knees
“Everyone knows Care Bears aren’t black and brown,” she sneered
“Your Care Bears look like poop.”
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Monday, December 22, 2008
Stuck at the Mcdonald's in a Big God Christmas Message
in a Bad Economy ((poem for Amy, stranded in a McDonald's in a snowstorm
in Chicago I think
(stanzas posted separately cos the poem exceeds
Facebook's capabilities
The miracle of Christmas, that God sent His only son
to be born of a virgin, to be birthed among animals,
to eat them, sopping up the grease with the heel of a bun
like any other kid there scarfing wads of beef
the third-pound Angus burger, mushroom burger
toad stool freaky pete in a plain humble manger bun
with a whole extra slice of cheese. "Manger" is
French for "eat." Choose Jesus free meat, cow meat.
In my own way I had touched the people of McDonald's,
punching the drive-through window after he had learned
the double-cheese no longer on the Value Menu
McDonald's Beef Prosperity Burger.
It will be great if you eat Beef Prosperity Burger
with Twister Fries. Both of them do complement each other.
“Indulge yourself with our appetizing, irresistible
classic flavour of juicy patty beef
dipped with aromatic Prosperity black pepper sauce
layered with fresh onion slices. Satisfy your long awaited
craving for the true taste of Prosperity!”
Prosperous times are back! Get a bigger and earlier
bonus with the Double Prosperity Burger
in addition to your favorite Prosperity Burger
but with double the beef patties for double the enjoyment
and double the satisfaction! Prosperity meals
available for a limited time i.e when the government
employees get their annual bonus payment.
Not available in Sarawak.
in a Bad Economy ((poem for Amy, stranded in a McDonald's in a snowstorm
in Chicago I think
(stanzas posted separately cos the poem exceeds
Facebook's capabilities
The miracle of Christmas, that God sent His only son
to be born of a virgin, to be birthed among animals,
to eat them, sopping up the grease with the heel of a bun
like any other kid there scarfing wads of beef
the third-pound Angus burger, mushroom burger
toad stool freaky pete in a plain humble manger bun
with a whole extra slice of cheese. "Manger" is
French for "eat." Choose Jesus free meat, cow meat.
In my own way I had touched the people of McDonald's,
punching the drive-through window after he had learned
the double-cheese no longer on the Value Menu
McDonald's Beef Prosperity Burger.
It will be great if you eat Beef Prosperity Burger
with Twister Fries. Both of them do complement each other.
“Indulge yourself with our appetizing, irresistible
classic flavour of juicy patty beef
dipped with aromatic Prosperity black pepper sauce
layered with fresh onion slices. Satisfy your long awaited
craving for the true taste of Prosperity!”
Prosperous times are back! Get a bigger and earlier
bonus with the Double Prosperity Burger
in addition to your favorite Prosperity Burger
but with double the beef patties for double the enjoyment
and double the satisfaction! Prosperity meals
available for a limited time i.e when the government
employees get their annual bonus payment.
Not available in Sarawak.
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Blog Roundup: Bruce Conner edition
Bruce Conner RIP //// Bruce Conner: A Movie (1958) //// Bruce Conner: Breakaway (1966) //// Bruce Conner: Mongoloid (1978) //// Bruce Conner: Mea Culpa (1981) //// Bruce Conner: America is Waiting (1982) //// Bruce Conner: John Yau interview //// Interview with Bruce Conner
plus a photograf of the burnt matches on our windowsill
A Panda That Has Been Highly Trained In The Martial Arts (cont.)
The panda, an unlikely character, was chosen to be the dragon warrior to defeat the enemy. 一开始，“胖熊猫”阿宝做着它的功夫梦。 A panda expresses the role of cute, not stuffy market place. A panda who is so coincidental. A big, fat panda. 主角可爱的方式也和现实中的熊猫完全不一样。 A fat, awkward panda who longs to be a great kung fu master. A panda who sets out on the path to become a great kung fu master. A panda who is larger than your average kung fu warrior. A panda who uses his size to his advantage. A panda whose iron belly can bounce off opponents. A panda who can kick and punch as well as any Jackie Chan wannabe. A panda who is a distortion of Chinese national culture. A panda looks so cute and naïve. A panda who strives for kung fu mastery. An overweight and over-eating panda bear. 胖胖的熊猫波作为面馆里的服务生，一向以好吃懒做而闻名。A panda who is cheap as a rental. A panda who seems like a tired and half-hearted effort. A panda who smashes, hacks and kung fus his way to the top. A lazy, irreverent slacker panda named Po. A panda who, much like Luke Skywalker, goes through his own heart-felt hero's journey. A martial arts obsessed panda. A panda who works in his father's noodle shop and dreams of being a kung fu master. A large panda named Po who works in his fathers noodle shop in China. A panda noodle waiter. A funny obese panda bear. A fat panda character. A lazy, fat panda whose life revolves around working in his father's noodle restaurant and dreaming about becoming the greatest martial artist ever. A panda who is lazy and fat and will need a lot of training before he's anything like a martial artist! A big fat panda who dreams to be part of a group of martial artists, the Furious Five. A clown-eyed, sheepishly neurotic, roly-poly panda of no visible athletic ability who trains to become a lightning-limbed martial arts master. A panda in ancient China who becomes an unlikely martial arts hero, vividly presenting Chinese cultural elements such as kung fu, noodles, firecrackers, the distinct landscape, shadowboxing, temple fairs, calligraphy and acupuncture. A panda who is son of noodle-selling father Mr. Ping with secret dreams of becoming a kung fu expert like his heroes. A panda who dreams of kung fu glory. A lazy, soft-bodied panda bear. A panda who lives in a non-specific Chinese village. A big, fat, smelly panda who loves kung fu and who’s father wants him to make noodles. A bumbling panda who goes on to become a martial arts star. A youthful panda who finds strength within himself to become the hero, saving the village from the evil nemesis. A panda who wants to become a kung fu expert, so he enlists the Furious Five and their teacher, Shifu, to help him achieve his goal. An overweight and sluggish Panda bear that has always dreamed of being a kung fu master. A panda whose attempts at fitting in are hillarious, particularly when his main motivation -- food -- is found out. A panda who looks just like Jack Black. A panda who is like slap stick, but without the English people (aka. Mr Bean). A panda who is going to a martial art place to learn the secrets of the dragon stuff (or something like that, I was really involved in my popcorn). A panda who loves making his noodles and has a crazed obsession with kung fu. An overweight waiter panda working in his father’s noodle restaurant. A panda who is the laziest animals in all of the Valley of Peace, but unwittingly becomes the chosen one when enemies threaten his way of life. A panda who is is frkn awesome! A giant panda butt. A fat panda who dreams of martial arts glory. A panda who learns kung fu. A panda that sells noodles at his father’s shop. A panda who is adorable. A roly-poly panda named Po who dreams of becoming a kung fu master while slinging noodles for his father’s restaurant. A panda who could be helping to vanquish the curse of China's lacklustre film industry after the country's senior advisors on Friday called for less government control on creativity. A big, fat panda and the son of a noodle house owner. A panda who dreams of kung fu awesomeness. A lowly panda waiter in a noodle restaurant, who is a kung fu fanatic in spite of his overweight physique. A food-loving panda who works with his father, a duck (amusingly never explained) who owns a noodle bar. A paunchy panda who becomes a zealous kung fu fighter. A lowly panda waiter in a noodle restaurant, who is a kung fu fanatic but whose shape doesn't exactly lend itself to kung fu fighting. A panda whose quest to prevent the evil snow leopard Tai Lung from stealing the sacred Dragon Scroll, takes him through 13 levels set in ancient China.
The panda, an unlikely character, was chosen to be the dragon warrior to defeat the enemy. 一开始，“胖熊猫”阿宝做着它的功夫梦。 A panda expresses the role of cute, not stuffy market place. A panda who is so coincidental. A big, fat panda. 主角可爱的方式也和现实中的熊猫完全不一样。 A fat, awkward panda who longs to be a great kung fu master. A panda who sets out on the path to become a great kung fu master. A panda who is larger than your average kung fu warrior. A panda who uses his size to his advantage. A panda whose iron belly can bounce off opponents. A panda who can kick and punch as well as any Jackie Chan wannabe. A panda who is a distortion of Chinese national culture. A panda looks so cute and naïve. A panda who strives for kung fu mastery. An overweight and over-eating panda bear. 胖胖的熊猫波作为面馆里的服务生，一向以好吃懒做而闻名。A panda who is cheap as a rental. A panda who seems like a tired and half-hearted effort. A panda who smashes, hacks and kung fus his way to the top. A lazy, irreverent slacker panda named Po. A panda who, much like Luke Skywalker, goes through his own heart-felt hero's journey. A martial arts obsessed panda. A panda who works in his father's noodle shop and dreams of being a kung fu master. A large panda named Po who works in his fathers noodle shop in China. A panda noodle waiter. A funny obese panda bear. A fat panda character. A lazy, fat panda whose life revolves around working in his father's noodle restaurant and dreaming about becoming the greatest martial artist ever. A panda who is lazy and fat and will need a lot of training before he's anything like a martial artist! A big fat panda who dreams to be part of a group of martial artists, the Furious Five. A clown-eyed, sheepishly neurotic, roly-poly panda of no visible athletic ability who trains to become a lightning-limbed martial arts master. A panda in ancient China who becomes an unlikely martial arts hero, vividly presenting Chinese cultural elements such as kung fu, noodles, firecrackers, the distinct landscape, shadowboxing, temple fairs, calligraphy and acupuncture. A panda who is son of noodle-selling father Mr. Ping with secret dreams of becoming a kung fu expert like his heroes. A panda who dreams of kung fu glory. A lazy, soft-bodied panda bear. A panda who lives in a non-specific Chinese village. A big, fat, smelly panda who loves kung fu and who’s father wants him to make noodles. A bumbling panda who goes on to become a martial arts star. A youthful panda who finds strength within himself to become the hero, saving the village from the evil nemesis. A panda who wants to become a kung fu expert, so he enlists the Furious Five and their teacher, Shifu, to help him achieve his goal. An overweight and sluggish Panda bear that has always dreamed of being a kung fu master. A panda whose attempts at fitting in are hillarious, particularly when his main motivation -- food -- is found out. A panda who looks just like Jack Black. A panda who is like slap stick, but without the English people (aka. Mr Bean). A panda who is going to a martial art place to learn the secrets of the dragon stuff (or something like that, I was really involved in my popcorn). A panda who loves making his noodles and has a crazed obsession with kung fu. An overweight waiter panda working in his father’s noodle restaurant. A panda who is the laziest animals in all of the Valley of Peace, but unwittingly becomes the chosen one when enemies threaten his way of life. A panda who is is frkn awesome! A giant panda butt. A fat panda who dreams of martial arts glory. A panda who learns kung fu. A panda that sells noodles at his father’s shop. A panda who is adorable. A roly-poly panda named Po who dreams of becoming a kung fu master while slinging noodles for his father’s restaurant. A panda who could be helping to vanquish the curse of China's lacklustre film industry after the country's senior advisors on Friday called for less government control on creativity. A big, fat panda and the son of a noodle house owner. A panda who dreams of kung fu awesomeness. A lowly panda waiter in a noodle restaurant, who is a kung fu fanatic in spite of his overweight physique. A food-loving panda who works with his father, a duck (amusingly never explained) who owns a noodle bar. A paunchy panda who becomes a zealous kung fu fighter. A lowly panda waiter in a noodle restaurant, who is a kung fu fanatic but whose shape doesn't exactly lend itself to kung fu fighting. A panda whose quest to prevent the evil snow leopard Tai Lung from stealing the sacred Dragon Scroll, takes him through 13 levels set in ancient China.
Friday, June 20, 2008
A Panda That Has Been Highly Trained In The Martial Arts (cont.)
A panda who wanted to reach for his dreams and nobody believes in him. A panda who saves the local village from the rampages of the enemy. A panda whose big stomach reminds me of bubble. A panda who makes funny noises. An adorable panda who rolls his eyes funny, I couldn't stop lol-ing. A panda who is very cute. Um preguiçoso e irreverente panda chamado Po, que ironicamente é o único capaz de salvar o Valley of Peace (vale da paz) do vilão Tai Lung, um feroz leopardo da neve. A panda who's a panda and he does kung fu! A panda who made $100,000,000+ in the first 10 days! A panda by the name of Po who is a son to an owner of a noodle shop that desires to be a kung fu fighter. A kung fu-loving panda who is nonetheless lazier than Garfield the cat. A panda who is so fatttttt and cute! A panda who is soo soo cute. A clumsy panda bear who is so cute with all its weird expressions. A panda who looks exactly like Jack Black himself. Un osito panda qui es el menos trabajador, por decirlo de una manera, de los pandas del Valle de la Paz, y es tan “pesadito” que apenas se puede levantar. I think I am the panda because lot of things he goes thru I go thru it too. A clumsy panda bear becomes an unlikely kung fu hero when a treacherous enemy spreads chaos throughout the countryside. A panda who is a bad ass. A panda who is an overweight dreamer. A panda bear who never shuts up. Un oso panda llamado Po, qué sueña con llegar a ser un maestro en el arte del kung fu. A panda who is chosen by a turtle as the Dragon Warrior and must look inside himself to find the strength to save his village from a villain at the gates. A panda who is very powerful siol, somehow because of his stomach, he win the strongest leopard. A panda who is a noodle cook and kung fu aficionado. Jeden pandzie imieniem Po, który musi jakimś sposobem stać się mistrzem kung fu, aby uratować Dolinę Pokoju przed panterą śnieżną Tai Lung. A panda who I simply love and basically in my fantasy world I have even married. A panda who only needed food for his training. A young panda with big dreams of becoming a kung fu fighter in the village, known as the Valley of Peace. A big fuzzy panda performing martial arts. A panda who is so fat he can barely get out of bed. Jeden pandzie która chciała zostać mistrzem walk kung fu. A big, lovable panda who desires to be someone besides who he is. A panda who is a noodle restaurant waiter and an avid kung fu fan. Un panda qui es el animal más perezoso que habita el Valle de la Paz. A bungling panda who wants to be a kung fu warrior. A panda that dreams of learning the art of kung fu. A lovable panda who wrestles with his own insecurities and fears while dealing with the initial rejection from the very people he's idolized. A panda with dreams of becoming a kung fu master -- much like his heroes, the Furious Five, a kung fu team made up of Crane, Mantis, Viper, Monkey and Tigress -- but fears he may be stuck as a noodle merchant for the rest of his life. A clumsy panda who becomes The One (aka Dragon Warrior) destined to defeat a fearful foe. A panda whose attitude through the whole movie was quite motivating. A panda who is a fatty fatty panda. A panda who i love SO MUCH!!! A cute and fat panda named Po who works in a noodle restaurant owned by his goose father Mr. Ping. A fatass panda. A panda who is so cute. A panda who scared Firzana who kept whispering ”Nenek! Kenapa diorang fight? (Grandma, why are they fighting?)” in a scaredy cat tone. An oversized panda who saves the village from a fearsome enemy. 功夫熊猫取胜之处在于美国快餐式的中国文化。A panda who is awesomely fat though he still is awesome. A panda who makes bounce sounds, Doink Doink Doink Doink. A panda who represents Chinese-American fast-food culture. A panda who is sooo adorable. A panda who is soo cute. A panda who is soooo cuteeee!!!! A panda who learns to confront his demons. A panda who is a down-and-out loser where all the supporting characters point out how weird or different he is. A panda acting like Jack Black.
A panda who wanted to reach for his dreams and nobody believes in him. A panda who saves the local village from the rampages of the enemy. A panda whose big stomach reminds me of bubble. A panda who makes funny noises. An adorable panda who rolls his eyes funny, I couldn't stop lol-ing. A panda who is very cute. Um preguiçoso e irreverente panda chamado Po, que ironicamente é o único capaz de salvar o Valley of Peace (vale da paz) do vilão Tai Lung, um feroz leopardo da neve. A panda who's a panda and he does kung fu! A panda who made $100,000,000+ in the first 10 days! A panda by the name of Po who is a son to an owner of a noodle shop that desires to be a kung fu fighter. A kung fu-loving panda who is nonetheless lazier than Garfield the cat. A panda who is so fatttttt and cute! A panda who is soo soo cute. A clumsy panda bear who is so cute with all its weird expressions. A panda who looks exactly like Jack Black himself. Un osito panda qui es el menos trabajador, por decirlo de una manera, de los pandas del Valle de la Paz, y es tan “pesadito” que apenas se puede levantar. I think I am the panda because lot of things he goes thru I go thru it too. A clumsy panda bear becomes an unlikely kung fu hero when a treacherous enemy spreads chaos throughout the countryside. A panda who is a bad ass. A panda who is an overweight dreamer. A panda bear who never shuts up. Un oso panda llamado Po, qué sueña con llegar a ser un maestro en el arte del kung fu. A panda who is chosen by a turtle as the Dragon Warrior and must look inside himself to find the strength to save his village from a villain at the gates. A panda who is very powerful siol, somehow because of his stomach, he win the strongest leopard. A panda who is a noodle cook and kung fu aficionado. Jeden pandzie imieniem Po, który musi jakimś sposobem stać się mistrzem kung fu, aby uratować Dolinę Pokoju przed panterą śnieżną Tai Lung. A panda who I simply love and basically in my fantasy world I have even married. A panda who only needed food for his training. A young panda with big dreams of becoming a kung fu fighter in the village, known as the Valley of Peace. A big fuzzy panda performing martial arts. A panda who is so fat he can barely get out of bed. Jeden pandzie która chciała zostać mistrzem walk kung fu. A big, lovable panda who desires to be someone besides who he is. A panda who is a noodle restaurant waiter and an avid kung fu fan. Un panda qui es el animal más perezoso que habita el Valle de la Paz. A bungling panda who wants to be a kung fu warrior. A panda that dreams of learning the art of kung fu. A lovable panda who wrestles with his own insecurities and fears while dealing with the initial rejection from the very people he's idolized. A panda with dreams of becoming a kung fu master -- much like his heroes, the Furious Five, a kung fu team made up of Crane, Mantis, Viper, Monkey and Tigress -- but fears he may be stuck as a noodle merchant for the rest of his life. A clumsy panda who becomes The One (aka Dragon Warrior) destined to defeat a fearful foe. A panda whose attitude through the whole movie was quite motivating. A panda who is a fatty fatty panda. A panda who i love SO MUCH!!! A cute and fat panda named Po who works in a noodle restaurant owned by his goose father Mr. Ping. A fatass panda. A panda who is so cute. A panda who scared Firzana who kept whispering ”Nenek! Kenapa diorang fight? (Grandma, why are they fighting?)” in a scaredy cat tone. An oversized panda who saves the village from a fearsome enemy. 功夫熊猫取胜之处在于美国快餐式的中国文化。A panda who is awesomely fat though he still is awesome. A panda who makes bounce sounds, Doink Doink Doink Doink. A panda who represents Chinese-American fast-food culture. A panda who is sooo adorable. A panda who is soo cute. A panda who is soooo cuteeee!!!! A panda who learns to confront his demons. A panda who is a down-and-out loser where all the supporting characters point out how weird or different he is. A panda acting like Jack Black.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Blog roundup:
Michael Wolf photo set of Chinese "copy artists" with their works [via things magazine] //// The Howling Mob Society reappropriates historical markers with its Pittsburgh series [via critical spatial practice] //// Antonio Negri, Bifo, Maurizio Lazzarato: audio from last Janurary's "Art and Immaterial Labor" conference @ Tate Britain //// Current fav: Motomachi's "I take a picture of a vending machine everyday (or so). I am sorry." -- which meticulously tracks and diagrams changes in the products of a single vending machine in Sapporo, Japan, their placement, their packaging and advertising campaigns and seasonal decorations.
plus a photograf of the colony of recyclables that's taken hold in our kitchen
A Panda That Has Been Highly Trained In The Martial Arts (cont.)
A big fat panda, who is chosen as dragon warrior in order to fight with a powerful tiger. A fat, out-of-shape, klutzy son-of-a-duck panda sous-chef who is seemingly accidentally anointed as the Dragon Warrior who will face the big-bad-evil Tai Lung in a battle for the Valley of Peace. An adorably obese panda who begins to (foolishly?) believe in himself and goes through some intense Jedi-Master kung fu training. A panda who is very very cute and adorable. A fat panda (oh, I mean the fat panda). A panda who is damn cute who won by his stupidness. A panda who looks like Zaidi. A panda with a big bouncy tummy! A cute and flabby panda, Po. Entusiasta, grande y un poco patoso, el panda es un loco del kung fu, un pasatiempo que no encaja muy bien con su trabajo en el restaurante de tallarines de la familia. A pathetic Panda named Po who dreams of being a Kung Fu master, but he's stuck working in his father's noodle shop. A panda with inadequacy and limitations who does not give up. A panda doing very stupid and clumsy things actually. A portly panda named Po who hardly seems to have the makings of a great champion. A lazy panda named Po who threats to his community force him to step up as an unlikely kung fu hero. A fat panda, he's so fat and fat and fat, cutee. A panda who is enthusiastic, big and a little clumsy, and the biggest fan of kung fu around. A chubby panda who works in the noodle restaurant owned by his goose father Mr. Ping. De panda is enthousiast, groot en een beetje onhandig en hij is de grootste kungfufan ter wereld. Panda is wanting to be a real kung fu master and master trains him using food. Maar dat helpt hem niet echt bij zijn baantje in het noedelrestaurant van zijn familie. 自小就对虎、蛇、鹤、猴、螳螂五大惊世护法高手崇拜得五体投地的熊猫阿波，天天做梦都想当功夫皇帝。A panda who is a waiter at a noodle joint and has a goose for a father. Cerita Kung Fu Panda dimulai dari Po yang bermimpi jadi seorang jago kung fu. Ein Panda arbeitet im Familienbetrieb und verkauft Nudeln, doch er vergöttert die Furious Five, fünf Kung Fu Kämpfer, die im Jade Tempel bei Meister Shifu kung fu lernen, und träumt davon, einmal so zu sein, wie sie. Si panda, penjual mie yang selalu bermimpi menjadi jago kung fu. Un panda en pèlerinage pour accomplir sa destinée et devenir le guerrier du Dragon. A panda who is the coolest THE BOMB DIGGITY! Citer ni mengisahkan seekor Panda nama Po yg bapaknya nak dia mewarisi perniagaan jual mi. A childish panda.
A big fat panda, who is chosen as dragon warrior in order to fight with a powerful tiger. A fat, out-of-shape, klutzy son-of-a-duck panda sous-chef who is seemingly accidentally anointed as the Dragon Warrior who will face the big-bad-evil Tai Lung in a battle for the Valley of Peace. An adorably obese panda who begins to (foolishly?) believe in himself and goes through some intense Jedi-Master kung fu training. A panda who is very very cute and adorable. A fat panda (oh, I mean the fat panda). A panda who is damn cute who won by his stupidness. A panda who looks like Zaidi. A panda with a big bouncy tummy! A cute and flabby panda, Po. Entusiasta, grande y un poco patoso, el panda es un loco del kung fu, un pasatiempo que no encaja muy bien con su trabajo en el restaurante de tallarines de la familia. A pathetic Panda named Po who dreams of being a Kung Fu master, but he's stuck working in his father's noodle shop. A panda with inadequacy and limitations who does not give up. A panda doing very stupid and clumsy things actually. A portly panda named Po who hardly seems to have the makings of a great champion. A lazy panda named Po who threats to his community force him to step up as an unlikely kung fu hero. A fat panda, he's so fat and fat and fat, cutee. A panda who is enthusiastic, big and a little clumsy, and the biggest fan of kung fu around. A chubby panda who works in the noodle restaurant owned by his goose father Mr. Ping. De panda is enthousiast, groot en een beetje onhandig en hij is de grootste kungfufan ter wereld. Panda is wanting to be a real kung fu master and master trains him using food. Maar dat helpt hem niet echt bij zijn baantje in het noedelrestaurant van zijn familie. 自小就对虎、蛇、鹤、猴、螳螂五大惊世护法高手崇拜得五体投地的熊猫阿波，天天做梦都想当功夫皇帝。A panda who is a waiter at a noodle joint and has a goose for a father. Cerita Kung Fu Panda dimulai dari Po yang bermimpi jadi seorang jago kung fu. Ein Panda arbeitet im Familienbetrieb und verkauft Nudeln, doch er vergöttert die Furious Five, fünf Kung Fu Kämpfer, die im Jade Tempel bei Meister Shifu kung fu lernen, und träumt davon, einmal so zu sein, wie sie. Si panda, penjual mie yang selalu bermimpi menjadi jago kung fu. Un panda en pèlerinage pour accomplir sa destinée et devenir le guerrier du Dragon. A panda who is the coolest THE BOMB DIGGITY! Citer ni mengisahkan seekor Panda nama Po yg bapaknya nak dia mewarisi perniagaan jual mi. A childish panda.
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